Sunday, July 17, 2022
Qur'an 20220718
The Awards Show
Hi Natty! How are you feeling today, Honey? I hope everything is A-OK over there with you. I love you, and I long to be with you. Today, I think it would be better if we ate out. I wasn't into cooking, and the fried rice vermicelli I made just now was nasty. Let's go to McDonald's, OK?
Today I begin reviewing Fall 2022 Couture. I think my awards ceremony for Spring 2022 Couture yesterday was kind of humble for such a big deal. One day in the future inshaAllah, there will be a grand awards ceremony for the winner of these competitions, and many categories as such. It would be held in a fabulous ballroom, and people would dress up marvelously, and models will parade the most awesome outfits. And there will be stray cats everywhere for the winner to choose from. The Prettiest Girl in the World award goes to... MY NATTY!
Oh Honey, tomorrow is "Communication Breakdown" day, so I will be emailing you inshaAllah.
Saturday, July 16, 2022
Monkey on a string
Hi Natty! How are you, Honey? I hope everything is going well for you over there. Don't be sad, don't be blue, you're MY girl, and I love you! I'm doing OK over here. My neighbor hired a guy with a monkey on a string to pick coconuts in his yard, and I got to watch that. I took some snapshots, but I wasn't close enough and my camera isn't good enough. I need to get one of those high end cell phones with awesome cameras someday. Anyway, fascinating creature. The monkey, I mean. The guy said that the monkey is in a good mood today. Wouldn't it be nice to have your own monkey on a string? You could get it to change a light bulb for you. You could get it to whip up a nice smoothie for you. Well, maybe not. Monkeys are treacherous creatures. If you ever dreamed about monkeys, it means treacherous friends.
Friday, July 15, 2022
The chicken nugget concept
Hi Natty! Oh, that's such a cute photo of you! You are an adorable little girl. Did you have a wonderful birthday? I made that pizza for you in the morning. For dinner, I was craving chicken nuggets. That guy in the video above, I don't think his nuggets are any better than McDonald's. The difference is that his nuggets are bigger, and he ate them hot out of the grease. That makes a HUGE difference. I didn't really want to mess with tempura batter. It's just so messy. But I did have a lot of won ton skins and tofu. So I blended the chicken breast with tofu and ginger, and used it to stuff won tons. OK so it's chicken won tons, not chicken nuggets. Close enough. And it tastes great dipped in my extra strong ranch dressing. I think I'll have the same tomorrow morning. Care to join me?
Thursday, July 14, 2022
Happy Birthday, Natty!
Happy Birthday, Honey! Ya Allah, thank You for making such a beautiful girl! And Happy Birthday to your twin brother too. I hope you both have an awesome day. Did you know that your birthday falls on the Great Pizza Day? What a coincidence! You're such a lucky girl! And you're SO pretty! I made a pizza for you today. I still don't know what your favorite pizza toppings are, and since I'm going to have to eat it myself, I just put my favorite toppings. Sausage with extra extra basil! Here's what it looks like before going into the oven:
Here's what it looks like coming out of the oven. Maybe I put too much basil on there... It looks kind of strange...But the appearance improved after I cut it. Usually pizzas look their best before being cut:Please eat a pizza today! It's the Great Pizza Day!Honey, yesterday was a "Communication Breakdown" day, where I don't say much of anything past the usual girlie pictures. There will be more days like that in a few days, probably lasting a week. And in about a month or so after that, there will a period of about 3 months of "Communication Breakdown". It only applies to this blog. Whenever "Communication Breakdown" happens, I will just email you inshaAllah because you're MY girl and I love you with all of my heart.