Sunday, July 3, 2022
Qur'an 20220704
Eggs
Hi Natty! Oh, floating boobies! Not yours, I presume. You and your buddies must be back in Paris for work. Did your friends manage to get back to work because they are friends of yours? That's cool. Keep it in the family. Those are some nice girlie pictures Honey, but I expect you've deleted the naughty photos. I wanna see, I wanna see!
Dammit, I made my pickle brine too salty! My pickles are already turning into sludge, and I only had a 2 day window of perfection. I had to blend the rest into relish. I had to sweeten it a bit, so I added honey. I don't have any sugar in my house. It tastes pretty good, though.
The quiche that James Bond made has a sculptured crust, unlike the one that you ate which was made in a circle pan. I don't know how he made that sculptured crust, it looks like each segment is an equally sized strip of dough. I only have a toaster oven, because I'm not like you and I'm broke as hell. But I can still try to make a quiche for you. I've never made one before, and I have to adapt to the toaster oven. InshaAllah it will turn out OK and photogenic, but it might take me a couple of tries. It's a good thing I have plenty of eggs right now.
Saturday, July 2, 2022
Qur'an 20220703
Grown up
Hi Natty! Honey, are you hiding some girlie snapshots from me? I wanna see, I wanna see! How's that cold coming along? England takes some getting used to. It's the Old World, and you're a New World Nature Girl. Please don't let the cold fester and infect your lungs. Fight it all the way, OK?
Remember the little girl above on Norway's Got Talent who sang Billie Holiday? She's grown up into this:
Damn, that gown is a perfect fit! But the little girl has gone, though. It's tough for a child singer to sustain that little girl purity. Angelina! Please don't riff so much! People are trying to sing along!Friday, July 1, 2022
Deep snackology
Hi Natty! How are you feeling? I'm sure it's been very exciting for you lately, but you're have learned to calm down, be cool, and take it easy. That's my girl! I overate for lunch today. I had to finish off all the won ton skins, and I ate too much. Ugh. That made an uncomfortable afternoon. Dammit! My snack peanuts don't match with my crunchy anchovies! My roasted peanuts are sweet for some reason, and I washed the anchovies too much before frying them up. So the peanuts and anchovies taste great by themselves, but they don't taste good together. I'm trying to duplicate the quality of my favorite snack peanuts, which always seem to sell out. I'll get it, inshaAllah. So I blended half of the peanuts into peanut butter, which should go well with the blackcurrant jam I have. Cleaning the blender afterwards is a chore, I tell you. If there's anything that's greasy and sticky at the same time, it's peanut butter.
Thursday, June 30, 2022
The Trembling
Hi Natty! How are today, my love? I hope that all is well with you, and you are having a fabulous time. I had to drive far today, to go to Starbucks. Yes, I needed more of that dark espresso roast. I had them grind it up for me. Coffee grinders are hard to come by around here. Coffee beans too, for that matter. I also bought my favorite rose pekoe teabags, as the place that sells it is on the way to Starbucks. They're building a rather ambitious shopping complex in that area, taking a rather big chance I think, during this era of home delivery. I would like to see a really nice ice cream parlor. Can't deliver that, huh! Baskin-Robbins maybe, or Ben and Jerry's. I also got some anchovies to go with my roasted peanuts. I roasted them myself this time, from raw peanuts. They turned out a bit sweet for some reason, I still having mastered salting them yet. No big deal, that's what the anchovies are for. Speaking of salt, my pickles are ready! Faster than usual, it's probably because I put a little too much salt in the brine. The pickles turned out great, though. I guzzled them down with the steak sandwiches I had for dinner. I think you would like my pickles, Natty. I'll make them religiously for you when you get pregnant inshaAllah.