Wednesday, November 3, 2021

Painted lady

 

Natty, you're so pretty!  I love you so much!  That's a pretty bag, too.  Your clothes are beautiful, too.  Did they give you that truck?  You're definitely not a painted lady, my precious Natty.  You are a natural girl.

Check out the video above.  It's the end of the world, for sure!  People walking around naked in public just like the caveman days.  You can blame tights/leggings/yoga pants for the public oblivion in this case.  Would you be able to be a guy and walk around in public wearing nothing but body paint?  That would be impossible for people not to notice, unless he covered his willie with a bag or something.  Even then... no, only a woman can pull such a stunt off.  A modern woman in the guise of modern clothes.  Which makes the video above not only lewd, but sexist!


There have been many attacks on Mary Unknown7's avatar lately.  What's the big deal?  Get your own painted lady, people!







Tuesday, November 2, 2021

Movie night

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today?  I hope you are well, and enjoying your life.  I just got done with dinner, which was fries and a chili cheeseburger.  Actually, I'm not done with it yet, I haven't eaten the burger.  I'll have it later as a snack.

Oh, it's movie night!  Watch a movie with me!  "Eraserhead" (1977).  I have to give a spoiler, just for entertainment's sake: Why did he kill the baby?  Because it laughed at him.  Spoilers don't really spoil a David Lynch movie.  You know how he is, anything goes.







Monday, November 1, 2021

The night market

 


Hi Natty!  How's your back?  Go lie face down on the floor Honey, I'll give you a massage.  After that, we can figure out what you want for dinner.  Oh we're not cooking dinner tonight, Honey.  Today is Monday, and we are going to buy dinner at the night market.  Hm, nice weather this evening.  I guess Allah is being nice.  I spent more than I usually do tonight. I bought some "satay" which is basically meat skewers served with spicy peanut sauce.  Yes, the same type of sauce you get with prawn fritters.  I bought 10 skewers of satay.  Also I got a beef  "murtabak", which is kind of a stuffed paratta flat bread.  By themselves the portions are measly for me, so I put them together and that turned out quite filling.  Putting them together gave me heartburn, though.  It's a good thing I have lots of roasted peanuts.  Peanuts or sunflower seeds are excellent natural remedies for heartburn.  What would you like, Honey?  I'm sure you will find something to your taste.  I have a feeling you are ready to try anything and everything.  If so, please don't get bloated and beware of sugar.  Oh dear, it's starting to rain.






Sunday, October 31, 2021

How brown the peanut

 

Hi Natty!  How are you, Honey?  I hope you are not too lonely.  At least you have friends.  I am very lonely without you.  Loneliness is a fact of life for me, I don't know life any other way.  We will be married soon inshaAllah.  Please be patient and pray.  I want you to know that I love you with all of my heart.

It's Sunday over here.  Sundays are always busy for me, but at least the afternoon was quite pleasant so I was able to take a nice nap before Mary Unknown7 started singing.  In the evening, I made a fresh batch of peanut butter.  When I was at the supermarket the other day, I checked the prices on peanut butter.  It takes me RM 5.50 plus labor to make roughly 12oz of peanut butter, while a 12oz jar of peanut butter costs about RM 12 at the supermarket.  Skippy was about RM 15.  That's an extra 10 bucks more than making it myself!  I roast the peanuts in a covered pot with a glass lid, and pick up the pot and toss the peanuts around with the lid on to stir it.  I guess I should have roasted today's batch longer, because my peanut butter came out white.  It still tastes like peanut butter, but it's white.  I guess I got white confused with brown.  Next time, I'll make it REALLY brown.







Saturday, October 30, 2021

Roast beef

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, my love?  I hope you are healthy and keeping safe.  I'm doing OK over here.  Not much going on, just the usual.  Oh, I made a fresh batch of my generic roast beef!  The ingredients are so simple.  I don't really want to go into the details of the procedure, though.  As I mentioned before, I don't want people selling ¥500,000 bowls of Zam-style ramen.  Well, this is roast beef.  I will reveal one important ingredient: beef.  What's so hard about roast beef, anyway?  Just slow cook it in a covered pot until done.  If you like it rare, then you must use the best cuts of beef.  In my roast beef the gristle and fat are the best parts, so I don't want the expensive cuts.  There's a snapshot of today's batch above, swimming in the drippings.  I use the drippings to make my world famous Cowboy beans.  Famous among cats, that is.






Friday, October 29, 2021

Qur'an 20211030

 In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

32.  Say, "Who has forbidden the beautiful of Allah, which God has provided for God's servants, clean and pure, for sustenance?"  Say, "They are, in the life of this world, purely for them on the Day of Judgment."  Thus do We explain the Signs in detail for those who understand.

33.  Say, "The things that my Lord has indeed forbidden are shameful deeds whether open or secret, sins or trespasses against truth or reason, assigning of partners to Allah for which God has given no authority, and saying things about Allah for which you have no knowledge."

(The Heights 7:32-33)

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Hi Natty!  How are you today?  I hope you are well, and having a blast.  Today is Friday over here.  The morning was pretty chill.  I did my laundry, then had ramen for lunch as usual.  Oh my God, I'm so serious about my ramen.  Right now I'm using beef neck bones for soup stock.  The chunk I used today turned out to not have any bone in it at all!  It was all meat!  What's up with that?  The flavor was OK, though.  Well, the mind and the stomach have a close connection.  Perhaps the flavor was psychosomatic.  The evening was busy, however.  But I managed to get everything I needed done by sunset, so I don't have to go downtown anytime this weekend inshaAllah.

Wow, it looks like Climate Justice is en vogue right now.  It's because of you, my Precious Princess!  Good job, Honey!  I'm a big fan of Bootsy Collins, especially the stuff he did in Parliament/Funkadelic.  Metallica is a big supporter of Climate Justice too!  Isn't that right, guys?