The Doctor

Wow Erin, that sure looks like fun.  It looks like it would provide much pleasure and relief for one's lower back too.  Provided of course, you don't pop it the wrong way.  Since I have to massage myself, I usually rub my lower back against the wall, with a bamboo drumstick to help focus the pressure.  I would probably spend a long time on those dangley rope things.  I would need my device, though.  Watch TV.  I took Floofy to the vet after voice training today.  She had just come out of heat, but this time when she was in heat she behaved differently.  More emotional, if I could describe it.  The bottom line is that she frightened me.  Floofy, if you frighten me like that, I'm going to take you to the vet!  We BOTH hate going to the vet!  But the vet said she was fine.  Too much poop, if anything.  Needs stool softener.  I'm a firm believer in self-medication as much as possible.  With knowledge, self-medication is possible.  Experience makes it more efficient.  Not only does it save on huge doctor bills, it minimizes the chances of quackery and assassination.  But when it comes to my wife, we're going to have to go to the doctor.  Global politics.  That will be an ongoing task for us when we are married inshaAllah, is to find a doctor YOU like.

Hi Natty!  How's life in tropical paradise?  Breaking hearts with your beauty as usual?  Oooh you better watch that!  Don't underestimate the power of a beautiful woman.  Especially when she's half-naked on the beach (or half-naked period).  Have tons of fun OK?

Just another average day

Hi there, my beautiful Ladies.  How are you feeling today?  I hope business is productive for you, and that you are feeling absolutely great.  It's just another average day here for me, doing what I usually do.  I did however, go collect my welfare payment today.  Yes, I still qualify for welfare.  It's not as much as last year, because there has been a change in government.  At least they're spending money on welfare, not luxury yachts.  So alhamdulillah.  I stopped by the supermarket and got some curry pups for lunch.  Beef liver was cheap, so dinner was liver, onions, ginger and mint with sliced bread.  Not a large portion.  I'm still on my diet.  Anyway, I'm going to head out to the mosque now.  Keep your cool and your heart OK?  I love you.

Location, location, location

Chicago, Chicago... that's all I see when I check the news nowadays.  What's so happening about Chicago?  It must be a loser to live in L.A. nowadays.  What have you been up to over there, Erin?  Now remember, it's not so important that you predict the outcome of a game correctly, it's more important that you be true to your feelings, and that you stick to your decision.  You know how I feel about this?  I think you are going to be absolutely great at this.  InshaAllah.  I love you.

Chicago, Chicago... why am I not hearing anything about Bali?  How are you doing, Natty?  You must be having a nice, quiet and relaxing time, pondering on the scheme of things.  I hope you are having a fabulous time, my beautiful Natty.  I love you.  All I can tell about Bali nowadays, is that it's election time.  Please don't flirt with the locals!

Confront

Hi there, my precious Ladies.  How are you feeling today?  Are you enjoying being the center of attention?  Yeah, jealous people are a nuisance to deal with.  It's a problem as old as the human race itself.  Or even older... I see cats get jealous all the time.  Oh it's an animal instinct?  So we are supposed to treat them like animals?  No, I don't think so... I guess that's part of what a spiritual path is, is to rise above what other people are/do.  But there's no sense in being a coward either.

Oh it's Tuesday, and I have to be at the mosque by sunset.  I just took a shower, and I'm drying off right now while I stand and type this letter to my wives.  I'm sticking to my diet quite well, inshaAllah.  Lunch today was ramen, while dinner was chicken nugget sandwiches.  That's a trick I learned at the restaurant, is that breaded chicken makes great sandwich filling.  We use to dip them in hot wing sauce, then make sandwiches with blue cheese.  I would prefer each element separately, but I do have my own palatable way of making breaded chicken sandwiches.  Anyway, I hope you are keeping a cool head and heart, and please accept your position as Rock and Roll royalty, and have fun adapting.  InshaAllah.