Please don't forget

Hi Natty!  So you're going to Bali to earn a yoga certificate?  I think yoga is just fine if strictly approached as merely a form of exercise to be done away from the Public Eye (I wish I could look great in a leotard).  But few would deny that it has its spiritual elements, the origins and philosophy of which are not Islam.  So it is my duty to remind you that I cannot be married to a non-Muslim.  Worse than that, Allah might present you with a nasty surprise.  I'm sure you witnessed a similar situation about a year and 4 months ago.  Please be aware of God.

I do have to admire your gall though, and I bet you are nervous as hell.  Indonesia is well aware of my mission mashaAllah, and while the country is mostly Islam, Bali is not.  So the Public Eye will take it as granted that whoever teaches you yoga will try to steer you towards their religion.  Therefore the solution is simple: do not forsake Allah at any time, and you will do just fine.  If you can keep your heart and intention straight, then you have my blessing.

Are you sure you want to go to Bali, Princess?  You could always get your yoga cert in NYC.  At least if God wills to test you, you would be on familiar ground.

And the top Asian pop girls group is...

Hi Erin!  You look absolutely ravishing, my beautiful darling.  You look like you feel good.  That's just great.  I hope you're going to take all the sports people off my back.

Oh wow Natty, I didn't notice the other person on the carousel.  Sorry about that.  Happy Birthday.

And the top Asian pop girls group is...

Perfume (Japan)

This is my favorite song from them.  It's 9 years old, and the title is "Fushizen na Girl".  Translation: "Unnatural Girl."

Of course as we get closer to 2019, the production gets slicker.  Here's another song I love from these child-women, youth courtesy of auto-tune.


Second place: Apink (South Korea)
Third place: SNH48/7 Senses (China)
Fourth place: Kalafina (Japan)

Cat food

Hello there, my lovely Ladies!  How are you today?  How's business?  I hope everything is easy peasy for you, and that you are feeling absolutely great.  It's just another day here for me, doing the same old same old.  At least the weather has calmed down a little, that it's not so hot.  It's not so dry either, so I was able to do some burning today and get rid of the kindle that had been piling up.  Nothing special on the menu, either.  There hasn't been anything special on the menu for a while already, even now that I have some money to buy food.  I just eat out at my usual spots the general local fare.  Even when I went to the grocery store to buy food, I got chicken nuggets, fries, coffee, and cat food.  The girl gave me a dirty look and said, "Is it OK if I put this all in one bag?"  I guess that's my mood right lately.  I'm eating the human equivalent of cat food.

The top Asian pop girls group

Hello Ladies!  Hey Natty, you are looking great.  You look like serious business.  That's an awesome coat.  That hat is great, too.  Reminds me of something Google put in my playlist recently, about when Michael Jordan went from Adidas to Nike.  Please pay attention to this as well, Erin.  Michael says it best about what endorsements are, and what the "game" really is.  I love you.

I had some technical trouble during voice training today, sorry about that folks.  My digital preamp was having software issues, and the disturbance was messing with my emotions at the same time and making me sound like crap.  The AI on my computer behaves strangely at times, but in the end what was demanded of me was that I turn up, so praise be to Allah.  I fixed the software problem inshaAllah, so tomorrow should proceed normally inshaAllah.

I've been trawling through the most popular girls Asian pop groups lately to find the one I like the most.  I started with Cpop, now I'm at Jpop.  I feel I already found a winner, and I haven't even started on Kpop yet.  I guess I should go through Kpop just to be fair, even though my heart is pretty much made up.  I'm not going to listen to any of the boys, though.  I don't really care about them.  *shrugs*  😑

Traveling all alone

Hi Natty!  How are you, my precious sweetheart?  Are you having tons of fun?  I sure hope you are not traveling all alone.  I assume you would have your twin brother accompany you.  I wish I could be with you in your adventures, but I have to work.  Please forgive me.  Give your brother my thanks, and I hope he is compensated for his service.  Natty, you are truly a princess of the world.  MY princess.  You are beautiful, and I love you.  Check out this video: doesn't Francine Patterson look familiar?

Please don't run away from me to raise gorillas!  I want you to marry me!  Instead of gorillas, let's raise children together!  😭

The kids that come here for school holidays usually have their parents drive them.  After all, they're just children.  Then there are some who travel all alone by way of bus, on meager savings, to find a reputable place to stay and a spot to listen.  They could have just listened over the Internet like the rest of the world, but they chose to come here alone and be part of the weather.  I want to say to these people, "Thank you, and I pray that Allah protects and rewards you, and that the local government protects you.  I hope I didn't disappoint you."