Tuesday, March 20, 2018

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Hi Honey!  Oooh you must still be busy.  Well you're certainly more photogenic than me- I'm only good at being mysterious, somewhat.  Please make sure you get plenty of rest, eat sensibly, and don't forget to pray.  It's another hot and muggy day here, and it's hard to stay indoors without air conditioning, but we do what we must.  My Mom bought me some dinner, but I thing I'll have chili and tortillas later anyway.  The one distinct pleasure right now is iced tea- I drink copious amounts of it.  Best drink in the world!

Natty Honey, you're so bored!  Well that's the price of a safe and responsible path, especially since you have the madness of the life of a beautiful high class model to compare with.  But no matter, wherever you go, there you are- you are still a Rock and Roll Babe, you just need to realize it more.  Don't be fooled by appearances- still waters run deep!  Oh sorry, no movie assignment today.  You need to be making your own movie collection anyway.

Here's a snapshot of my kitty!  I love my kitty sooooo much!
 

Monday, March 19, 2018

It's quiet out there... too quiet

Aw Erin, you're so busy.  Everybody wants you, and I want you the most.  Please make sure you get plenty of rest, eat sensibly, and don't forget to pray.  Over here, it's very quiet today.  So quiet, that not even the birds are saying anything.  Which means that the bad guys are plotting again.  They never plot for the good or betterment of anything, including themselves.  Ya Allah, please protect me and my loved ones from the evil of those who engage in secret counsels.

Hey Natty honey, how's it going beautiful girl?  I hope you are studying hard and doing great at school.  I didn't watch any movies today, but I did watch a documentary on the Royal Family of Saudi Arabia.  Otherwise, it's just another day for me.  I had ramen for lunch, and rice for dinner.  I can't splurge on luxury items at this time.  Hang in there, popular girl!  Turn those college boys away, and marry me please!

OK everybody sing along:
Meow.. meow... meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow... meow meow meow


Sunday, March 18, 2018

Sunday

Hi Honey!  How are you?  The computer tells me that you're a big star today.  Well you're a star to my heart, you are MY girl, you are beautiful to me, and I love you.  You must be busy, so I hope you are getting plenty of rest and eating sensibly.  It's Sunday here for me.  Just another Sunday.  I clean my mother's bedroom every Sunday, but at least the ground was nice and moist from the rain the other day so I didn't have to water the plants.  I will have to tomorrow, though.  Hot day today.  Otherwise, nothing special.  Just a lot of motorcycles.

Nattikins, you're so cute!  That looks like a college student's apartment to me.  You're so pretty though.  When are you going to Europe?  Please have lots of fun while you are there.  If you're staying home, then study hard my dearest, and do well at school OK?

Saturday, March 17, 2018

Hi Honey

How are you today?  How was work?  I'm sure you are busy as usual, so please take good care of yourself, and don't forget to pray.  Nothing out of the ordinary going on here.  It was a comfortable night last night, so I slept in this morning- I think I got a total of 8 hours sleep!  It made me sleepy all morning, though.  But now the weather has gone back to hot again.  I fixed the lock on my Mom's kitchen this evening, but otherwise, that's it.  Nothing special on the menu either, just ramen for lunch and rice for dinner.  You are more than welcome to share my food with me.

Hey Natty Honey!  How are you?  Are you in Europe already, and having lots of fun?  No movie today, Sweetie.  The computer hasn't assigned one for you today.  You are probably too busy right now to watch movies, but if the computer does want you to watch a movie while you are busy modeling, I strongly suggest you make the time to watch the movie.  I'm sure your bosses would agree with me.  Please make sure you eat sensibly, and pray.


Friday, March 16, 2018

The rain

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  I hope you are keeping safe and healthy, and feeling great.  the rain finally came down today after much time of hot and sweltering weather.  It was a scorcher this morning, but it poured this evening, and it's going to be a nice, cool night.  I feel at peace.  I'm at my best mood when it's nice and cool.  Nothing special on the menu today.  Just ramen for lunch, and rice for dinner though.  That's OK.  No complaints.  Alhamdulillah.

Hey Natty Honey!  Oh, will you be working during your spring break?  It looks like you will be having tons of fun.  Well, you go ahead and have tons of fun, and don't forget to eat right and pray.


Thursday, March 15, 2018

Ice

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  I hope everything is running smoothly for you, and that you are having a grand old time.  It's much cooler here today, so I am in a much better mood.  My body feels good and not under so much stress and fatigue, so I was able to put in an average day's work.  Alhamdulillah.  I had some ice cubes ready, just in case I needed to fight the heat.  I wonder if anyone out there could make an ice coat, somewhat like a rain coat, but designed for cooling the body.  It should be made out of plastic of course, but perforated so the body can breathe.  Then there should be many pockets all over the coat to put ice cubes in, for a super nice cooling effect.  Great idea, huh?  Someone please make one for me!

Aw Natty, don't be sad.  You're such a sweetheart, and I care for you deeply.  Life isn't supposed to be easy, but the goal of my marriage is so that my wives can have the easiest life possible in this imperfect world.  InshaAllah.  And have a rockin' fun time at the same time.  So do well at school Honey.  Do me proud.

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

How's work?

Hi Honey!  How was your day today?  How was work?  I had a tough day at work today.  I know it's going to be a bad work day when my voice doesn't want to come out on the very first song.  I know why singers like to do drugs or kill themselves- it's very difficult to sing well.  To sing well, you have to sing perfectly.  To sing perfectly, you have to have the perfect feeling, and you have to have the perfect feeling all the time.  Which is impossible for a human being, but it is the job of a singer.  Today was such a hot day.  It was so hot, I couldn't rest or sleep.  It's so important for me that I nap before I sing, but I couldn't rest at all, it was so hot.  Today's set was a failure.  There were maybe a couple of good songs in there, but most of the set was crap.  I need air conditioning.  It won't solve everything, but at least it would help me rest.

Natty Honey, are you getting an award?  Wow!  You haven't worked at all this year, and it's already the middle of March.  You must be a movie star or something.  Well, congratulations.  You deserve it, and you are beautiful.  You are MY girl.