Letter to Julia 20140605

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

As I had mentioned before, Floofy had a difficult beginning in life.  When I first received her, she could barely walk, she was covered in fungus and fleas, and she was missing some whiskers, eyebrows, and teeth.  Now with only one kitten still alive in her first batch of kittens, she has become extra vigilant.  She used to tolerate Chee Cheah's presence in the house without incident, but today Chee Cheah somehow got too close to Bob Cat, and Floofy turned into a tiger.  Fat, fluffy, and ferocious.  She got into a fight with Chee Cheah, and I'm the one who got nailed when I separated them.  Floofy accidentally stuck a claw deep in my right forearm while aiming for Chee Cheah.  Figures.  At least I can't blame this on the human race.  Eventually she chased Chee Cheah away to the old house at Casa de Julia inshaAllah.  I love all my kitties, so this bums me out some more over Kitten TV.  It's like arranging time between my wives and my parents, who happen to be quarreling over my children.  I pray it isn't so.

Perfection is a reward of the next life, but it's not necessary that this life is supposed to suck.  We must be grateful for the good things Allah gave to us, and the glimpses of happiness that give meaning to this life and give us anticipation for the next.  So please do not despair.  If you despair, it means you have no faith.  Again, the faithful do not despair.  Please maintain your prayers.  Always remember that I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

Little Bob Cat died at 11am Thursday morning.  From Allah is our origin, and to Allah is our return.  I buried him alongside his siblings at the banana tree in front of my front door.  I let Floofy go outside, and we'll try again for another batch of kittens.  InshaAllah.

Qur'an 20140605

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

80.  Say, "O my Lord!  Let my entry be by the Gate of Truth and Honor, and likewise my exit by the Gate of Truth and Honor, and grant me from Your Presence an authority to aid."

81.  And say, "Truth has arrived and falsehood perished, for falsehood is bound to perish."

82.  We send down in the Qur'an that which is a healing and a mercy to those who believe.  To the unjust it causes nothing but loss after loss.

83.  Yet when We bestow Our favors on man, he turns away and becomes remote on his side, and when evil seizes him, he gives himself up to despair!

84.  Say, "Everyone acts according to his own disposition, but your Lord knows best who it is that is best guided on the Way."

The Night Journey  17:80-84
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O my Lord!  Let my entry be by the Gate of Truth and Honor, and likewise my exit by the Gate of Truth and Honor, and grant me from Your Presence an authority to aid.

Truth has arrived and falsehood perished, for falsehood is bound to perish.

Everyone acts according to his own disposition, but your Lord knows best who it is that is best guided on the Way.

Letter to Julia 20140604

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello, my darling wives.  How are you feeling today?  All business?  Well, please make sure they know that you are MY queens.  MINE, MINE.  So, they had better be extra nice and generous to you.  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

My Hepzibah died on Monday morning, about 1am.  Now is the fever stage of their flu, so they are in danger of going to sleep and not waking up.  Bob Cat is the ast kitten alive, so Floofy and I have been fighting for his life.  After Hepzibah died, Floofy became frantic and started to move Bobby all over the place.  I think she's a great mother.  She finds the coolest places in the house to park Bobby, she makes sure he stays active by playing with him, batting him around, and smothers him with hugs and kisses so he has to struggle to break free, she hides from him so he has to cry for Mommy, etc.  She lets me know when it's time to feed him.  Only a little bit of formula, only until he's half full, never until he's stuffed.  It's now Tuesday evening, and Bob Cat is still alive, and it seems he's awake more, breathing through his nose, and being more alert.  I'm still afraid when he falls asleep.  Kitten TV is so much drama, I'm so sad for my kittens.  One day at a time.  Ya Allah, please save my Bobby Wobby.

Letter to Julia 20140601

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

So I suppose this means that if my kittens survive to adulthood, they would have been weaned from mother's milk at the age of 2 weeks.  Which is a shame, because mother's milk is so much better for them.  But they clearly need and depend on their mother: she's the only one who can stop them from crying, and she's always watching over them.  Floofy is bored though, at being an indoors cat all the time.  But indoors cats are the best looking cats, and Floofy looks absolutely great right now.

I'm on an extra tight budget this month, and next month is Ramadan, where I'll to save up as much money as I can to give away.  Funny how that goes.  This means that I will have to cut back on Internet time.  I will write to my wives, of course.  I just won't be hanging out on Second Life, or trawling for TV programming all that much.  It became suddenly urgent that I buy a guitar amplifier.  So I bought the cheapest one available.  I'm disgusted, because I had to fork out RM179 for a toy.  But at least it's made for guitar, and there's no danger thereof that I blow up my vocal amp.  It's a "Belcat".  No, not Bob Cat.

I pray that you both are feeling absolutely great, and on top of the world.  Say only the best things you can.  Remember that pure women are for pure men and pure men are for pure women, impure women are for impure men and impure men are for impure women, and these are not affected by what people say.  I love you, I love you with all my heart.  You are MINE, MINE.  Rock and Roll Babes.  And I need you, I need you.

Qur'an 20140601

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

56.  Say, "Call on those, besides God, whom you fancy.  They have neither the power to remove your troubles from you, nor to change them."

57.  Those whom they call upon do desire means of access to their Lord, even those who are nearest.  They hope for God's Mercy, and fear God's Wrath, for the Wrath of your Lord is something to take heed of.

The Night Journey  17:56-57
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Call on those, besides God, whom you fancy.  They have neither the power to remove your troubles from you, nor to change them.

Letter to Julia 20140531

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Isn't it supposed to be football season?  I'm sorry Julia, I'm not a big sports fan.  Plus, I don't have satellite TV.  Plus, I'm currently going through kitten anxiety.  But when we're married inshaAllah, I will watch the games with you, then you can clue me in on the finer aspects of the business.

My Bat Cat died at 5am this morning, and I buried him deep next to the banana tree outside my front door.  I was getting desperate, for I knew that nourishment was much more important than medication.  It's a shame that baby kittens commit suicide over a stuffed nose.  All that sneezing also creates too many tears in their eyes, which dry and fuse their eyelids shut, effectively blinding them.  Then it suddenly occurred  to me after the fact that Asian cats are like Asian people, in that they are lactose intolerant.  I saw that on a documentary about mutation.  So if I used a milk formula made for elderly humans, that would be lactose free, and wouldn't hurt their little tummies.  So I used my Mom's milk formula, and it seems to be working.  Alhamduillah.  But too late for my poor little Bat cat.  Plus, I have to regularly put ophthalmic ointment in their eyes.

Sorry I'm being distracted by Kitten TV, but I am rather broken hearted.  You are my wives, I am dedicated to you, and I hope you feeling great, and stomping all over those nasty bitches (female and male) who get in your way or irritate you.  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

Qur'an 20140531

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

49.  They say, "What?  When we are reduced to bones and dust, should we really be raised up, a new creation?"

50.  Say, "Be you stones, or iron!"

51.  Or created matter which, in your minds, is hardest.  Then will they say, "Who will cause us to return?"  Say, "God who created you first!"  Then will they wag their heads towards you and say, "When will that be?"  Say, "Maybe it will be quite soon!"

The Night Journey  17:49-51
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