In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
This matter of how you maintain your clothes is actually a very serious one, Julia dearest. It needs to be resolved. The reason for this is because you are Boss Model, living a married life in the public eye. I want you to age beautifully, and you shouldn't have to dry your expensive lingerie outside on a line. Worst comes to worst, we'll string up a line inside the house. But I have seen ads in the paper for electric clothes dryers, but they are not that many. The other option is to help create a market in Asia for propane powered clothes dryers. Propane tanks here are very common: every house has at least one, and they are at least twice the size of propane tanks in the USA and Europe. They supply propane to gas-powered stove tops via a regulator, which creates an even flow of gas. Now if I were to buy a gas dryer in the USA and get a plumber to hook it up to a propane tank, he would refuse. But if I were to negotiate with Maytag or Whirlpool and/or the like to design and build a dryer that runs on propane tanks to be marketed in Asia, that would be more realistic, especially if I have money and influence. I don't think it's too far fetched. What do you think? While they're at it, they might as well make a propane-powered oven. Could be a billion dollar business! I just want you to do your laundry in convenience.
Ah, did you enjoy those TV shows I asked you to watch, Erin dearest? I have a feeling that we have similar tastes in TV programming. When you join this family inshaAllah, we will be watching a lot of sports, but I think we can have 2 TVs going at the same time. Multi-tasking couch potatoes! Now check out the Discovery Channel's "Unsolved History: the death of Marilyn Monroe". My theory is that Marilyn made a disgusting mess when she killed herself, and the people who loved her moved her body around in order to clean her up, so the body would be found in a more dignified state. What do you think?
Monday, October 28, 2013
Qur'an 20131029
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
56. Say, "I am forbidden to worship those, other than Allah, whom you call upon." Say, "I will not follow your vain desires. If I did, I would stray from the path, and be not of the company of those who receive Guidance."
57. Say, "For me, I'm on a clear Sign from my Lord. But you reject God. What you would see hastened, is not in my power. The Command rests with none but Allah. God declares the Truth, and God is the Best of Judges."
58. Say, "If what you would see hastened were in my power, the matter would be settled at once between you and me. But Allah knows best those who do wrong."
The Cattle 6:56-58
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I am forbidden to worship those, other than Allah, whom you call upon.
I will not follow your vain desires. If I did, I would stray from the path, and be not of the company of those who receive Guidance.
For me, I'm on a clear Sign from my Lord. But you reject God. What you would see hastened, is not in my power. The Command rests with none but Allah. God declares the Truth, and God is the Best of Judges.
If what you would see hastened were in my power, the matter would be settled at once between you and me. But Allah knows best those who do wrong.
56. Say, "I am forbidden to worship those, other than Allah, whom you call upon." Say, "I will not follow your vain desires. If I did, I would stray from the path, and be not of the company of those who receive Guidance."
57. Say, "For me, I'm on a clear Sign from my Lord. But you reject God. What you would see hastened, is not in my power. The Command rests with none but Allah. God declares the Truth, and God is the Best of Judges."
58. Say, "If what you would see hastened were in my power, the matter would be settled at once between you and me. But Allah knows best those who do wrong."
The Cattle 6:56-58
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I am forbidden to worship those, other than Allah, whom you call upon.
I will not follow your vain desires. If I did, I would stray from the path, and be not of the company of those who receive Guidance.
For me, I'm on a clear Sign from my Lord. But you reject God. What you would see hastened, is not in my power. The Command rests with none but Allah. God declares the Truth, and God is the Best of Judges.
If what you would see hastened were in my power, the matter would be settled at once between you and me. But Allah knows best those who do wrong.
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Letter to Julia 20131028
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Ach! I have to do ironing. I hate ironing! I hate doing laundry! But I can do my own laundry, Julia. You don't have to do it for me, but if you want me to always look immaculate, after all I will be married to high fashion, then you'd better have the maid do it. Since I don't pass anymore, I don't really care much about my clothes as long as I don't have to go around naked. After all, it's OK for a man to be butt ugly. I was thinking about washers and dryers, and your laundry. Malaysia doesn't have natural gas supplied to homes via pipe lines. So there is no heat in a typical house, because there is no gas supply. Which is generally not a big deal in a tropical country, because it hardly ever gets cold. I actually like it slightly cold, because I don't sweat as much and therefore don't have to shower as much, but most women hate the cold. I think it's easier to heat up than to cool down. Anyway, heaters, ovens, hot showers, and clothes dryers in Malaysia are electric. I dry my clothes indoors on a short line and on the window frames, but in your case, you would probably want a clothes dryer. I can't envision your displaying your expensive clothes outside on a clothes line. But be warned, my love! It may be difficult to find and expensive to maintain an electric clothes dryer. Gas here in Malaysia is propane, packaged in tanks sized for home or industry. Perhaps heating elements that use gas can be modified to input cooking gas tanks. Where there's a will, there's a way. InshaAllah. But we can't store all those gas tanks outside, because somebody might pinch them. I love you, Julia!
Erin my dearest, I need to discuss with you about the public eye. You are very brave, and Julia is also very brave. But courage alone is not enough, and life is a trial for every human being, that's why we need the protection of God. I hope you are aware by now that the crowd is not your friend. The public eye is unforgiving, and I feel that you should study it. After all, what use is intelligence without data? When we are married inshaAllah, I can help protect you and distract them away from you inshaAllah, but I must marry Julia first. So please study the public eye. I don't want to post any depressing videos here because I want you to stay positive, but I also want you to know how to be cautious. So please go into YouTube and study the lives of Andy Gibb and Sharon Tate. I do however have something positive to post, and this is for you. I love you, Erin.
Ach! I have to do ironing. I hate ironing! I hate doing laundry! But I can do my own laundry, Julia. You don't have to do it for me, but if you want me to always look immaculate, after all I will be married to high fashion, then you'd better have the maid do it. Since I don't pass anymore, I don't really care much about my clothes as long as I don't have to go around naked. After all, it's OK for a man to be butt ugly. I was thinking about washers and dryers, and your laundry. Malaysia doesn't have natural gas supplied to homes via pipe lines. So there is no heat in a typical house, because there is no gas supply. Which is generally not a big deal in a tropical country, because it hardly ever gets cold. I actually like it slightly cold, because I don't sweat as much and therefore don't have to shower as much, but most women hate the cold. I think it's easier to heat up than to cool down. Anyway, heaters, ovens, hot showers, and clothes dryers in Malaysia are electric. I dry my clothes indoors on a short line and on the window frames, but in your case, you would probably want a clothes dryer. I can't envision your displaying your expensive clothes outside on a clothes line. But be warned, my love! It may be difficult to find and expensive to maintain an electric clothes dryer. Gas here in Malaysia is propane, packaged in tanks sized for home or industry. Perhaps heating elements that use gas can be modified to input cooking gas tanks. Where there's a will, there's a way. InshaAllah. But we can't store all those gas tanks outside, because somebody might pinch them. I love you, Julia!
Erin my dearest, I need to discuss with you about the public eye. You are very brave, and Julia is also very brave. But courage alone is not enough, and life is a trial for every human being, that's why we need the protection of God. I hope you are aware by now that the crowd is not your friend. The public eye is unforgiving, and I feel that you should study it. After all, what use is intelligence without data? When we are married inshaAllah, I can help protect you and distract them away from you inshaAllah, but I must marry Julia first. So please study the public eye. I don't want to post any depressing videos here because I want you to stay positive, but I also want you to know how to be cautious. So please go into YouTube and study the lives of Andy Gibb and Sharon Tate. I do however have something positive to post, and this is for you. I love you, Erin.
Qur'an 20131028
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
50. Say, "I tell you not that with me are the Treasures of Allah, nor do I know what is hidden, nor do I tell you I am an angel. I but follow what is revealed to me." Say, "Can the blind be held equal to the seeing?" Will you then consider not?
51. Give this warning to those in who is the fear that they will be brought before their Lord: except for God, they will have no protector nor intercessor, that they may guard.
The Cattle 6:50-51
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Peace be on you, those who believe in the Signs of God.
I tell you not that with me are the Treasures of Allah, nor do I know what is hidden, nor do I tell you I am an angel. I but follow what is revealed to me.
Can the blind be held equal to the seeing?
50. Say, "I tell you not that with me are the Treasures of Allah, nor do I know what is hidden, nor do I tell you I am an angel. I but follow what is revealed to me." Say, "Can the blind be held equal to the seeing?" Will you then consider not?
51. Give this warning to those in who is the fear that they will be brought before their Lord: except for God, they will have no protector nor intercessor, that they may guard.
The Cattle 6:50-51
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Peace be on you, those who believe in the Signs of God.
I tell you not that with me are the Treasures of Allah, nor do I know what is hidden, nor do I tell you I am an angel. I but follow what is revealed to me.
Can the blind be held equal to the seeing?
Qur'an 20131027
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
39. Those who reject Our Signs are deaf and dumb, in the midst of darkness profound. Whom Allah wills, God leaves to wander, Whom God wills, God places on the Way that is straight.
40. Say, "Do you think, if there comes upon you the Wrath of Allah, or the Hour, would you call upon other than Allah? If you are truthful!"
41. No, on God would you call, and if it be God's Will, God would remove what occasioned your call upon God, and you would forget those you join with God!
42. Before you, We sent to many nations, and We afflicted those nations with suffering and adversity, that they might learn humility.
43. When the suffering reached them from Us, why then did they not learn humility? On the contrary, their hearts became hard, and Satan made their acts seem alluring to them.
44. When they forgot the warning they had received, We opened to them the gates of all things, until, in the midst of their enjoyment of Our gifts, of a sudden, We called them to account, when lo! They were plunged into despair!
45. Of the wrongdoers the last remnant was cut off. Praise be to Allah, the Cherisher of the Worlds.
46. Say, "Do you think, if Allah took away your hearing and your sight, and sealed up your hearts, who, a god other than Allah, could restore them to you?" See how We explain the Signs in various ways. Yet they turn aside.
47. Say, "Do you think, if the Punishment of Allah comes to you, whether suddenly or openly, will any be destroyed except those who do wrong?"
The Cattle 6:39-47
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Do you think, if there comes upon you the Wrath of Allah, or the Hour, would you call upon other than Allah? If you are truthful!
Do you think, if Allah took away your hearing and your sight, and sealed up your hearts, who, a god other than Allah, could restore them to you?
Do you think, if the Punishment of Allah comes to you, whether suddenly or openly, will any be destroyed except those who do wrong?
39. Those who reject Our Signs are deaf and dumb, in the midst of darkness profound. Whom Allah wills, God leaves to wander, Whom God wills, God places on the Way that is straight.
40. Say, "Do you think, if there comes upon you the Wrath of Allah, or the Hour, would you call upon other than Allah? If you are truthful!"
41. No, on God would you call, and if it be God's Will, God would remove what occasioned your call upon God, and you would forget those you join with God!
42. Before you, We sent to many nations, and We afflicted those nations with suffering and adversity, that they might learn humility.
43. When the suffering reached them from Us, why then did they not learn humility? On the contrary, their hearts became hard, and Satan made their acts seem alluring to them.
44. When they forgot the warning they had received, We opened to them the gates of all things, until, in the midst of their enjoyment of Our gifts, of a sudden, We called them to account, when lo! They were plunged into despair!
45. Of the wrongdoers the last remnant was cut off. Praise be to Allah, the Cherisher of the Worlds.
46. Say, "Do you think, if Allah took away your hearing and your sight, and sealed up your hearts, who, a god other than Allah, could restore them to you?" See how We explain the Signs in various ways. Yet they turn aside.
47. Say, "Do you think, if the Punishment of Allah comes to you, whether suddenly or openly, will any be destroyed except those who do wrong?"
The Cattle 6:39-47
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Do you think, if there comes upon you the Wrath of Allah, or the Hour, would you call upon other than Allah? If you are truthful!
Do you think, if Allah took away your hearing and your sight, and sealed up your hearts, who, a god other than Allah, could restore them to you?
Do you think, if the Punishment of Allah comes to you, whether suddenly or openly, will any be destroyed except those who do wrong?
Friday, October 25, 2013
Letter to Julia 20131025
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi Julia, my dearest heart! How are you feeling today, boss? It's been raining everyday lately, and I've caught a bit of a sniffle. But I'm not out of action, alhamdulillah. I need to remind you to maintain a list of doctors and other labor that you trust, and never to lose those connections. I don't know any doctors that I trust for some reason. Being dirt poor is part of it, so I've had to rely on interns, because they're cheap. Otherwise it's self-diagnoses and treatment, and Allah has been kind to me health-wise so far. I do know a private dentist that I trust, but I haven't seen him in nearly 30 years, because again, I'm dirt poor. When Allah grants me the wealth I need to be married inshaAllah, we could refer to more private medical services, but money doesn't buy trust. Therefore, please maintain your medical connections, because we may have to import labor in that respect. I could become fanatically aggressive towards those who mistreat or misdiagnose you. Better yet, please maintain your good health, and pray.
Of course I haven't forgotten you Erin. My dearest heart. Julia is the boss in this case because she's been playing this global romance game with me much longer than you. That's why the house is Casa de Julia. How is your Islam coming along, by the way? Have you learned how to pray yet? Just take it slow and easy. Keep it simple, sincere, and just do the best you can with the situation that Allah had given you. You too should also keep a network of doctors you trust. With all due respect, healers not cosmeticians. You and Julia are already more beautiful than most people. Didn't you know that? MashaAllah.
Hi Julia, my dearest heart! How are you feeling today, boss? It's been raining everyday lately, and I've caught a bit of a sniffle. But I'm not out of action, alhamdulillah. I need to remind you to maintain a list of doctors and other labor that you trust, and never to lose those connections. I don't know any doctors that I trust for some reason. Being dirt poor is part of it, so I've had to rely on interns, because they're cheap. Otherwise it's self-diagnoses and treatment, and Allah has been kind to me health-wise so far. I do know a private dentist that I trust, but I haven't seen him in nearly 30 years, because again, I'm dirt poor. When Allah grants me the wealth I need to be married inshaAllah, we could refer to more private medical services, but money doesn't buy trust. Therefore, please maintain your medical connections, because we may have to import labor in that respect. I could become fanatically aggressive towards those who mistreat or misdiagnose you. Better yet, please maintain your good health, and pray.
Of course I haven't forgotten you Erin. My dearest heart. Julia is the boss in this case because she's been playing this global romance game with me much longer than you. That's why the house is Casa de Julia. How is your Islam coming along, by the way? Have you learned how to pray yet? Just take it slow and easy. Keep it simple, sincere, and just do the best you can with the situation that Allah had given you. You too should also keep a network of doctors you trust. With all due respect, healers not cosmeticians. You and Julia are already more beautiful than most people. Didn't you know that? MashaAllah.
Qur'an 20131025
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
35. If their spurning is hard on your mind, yet if you were able to seek a tunnel in the ground, or a ladder to the skies, and bring them a Sign... If it were Allah's Will, God could gather them together unto true guidance. So be not you amongst those who are swayed by ignorance!
36. Those who listen, be sure, will accept. As to the dead, Allah will raise them up: then will they be returned unto God.
37. They say, "Why is not a Sign sent down to him from his Lord?" Say, "Allah has certainly Power to send down a Sign but most of them understand not."
38. There is not an animal on the earth, nor a bird on its wings, but communes like you. Nothing have We omitted from the Book, and they shall be gathered to their Lord in the end.
The Cattle 6:35-38
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Allah has certainly Power to send down a Sign but most of them understand not.
35. If their spurning is hard on your mind, yet if you were able to seek a tunnel in the ground, or a ladder to the skies, and bring them a Sign... If it were Allah's Will, God could gather them together unto true guidance. So be not you amongst those who are swayed by ignorance!
36. Those who listen, be sure, will accept. As to the dead, Allah will raise them up: then will they be returned unto God.
37. They say, "Why is not a Sign sent down to him from his Lord?" Say, "Allah has certainly Power to send down a Sign but most of them understand not."
38. There is not an animal on the earth, nor a bird on its wings, but communes like you. Nothing have We omitted from the Book, and they shall be gathered to their Lord in the end.
The Cattle 6:35-38
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Allah has certainly Power to send down a Sign but most of them understand not.
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