In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Ah, my precious soulmates! How are you feeling? How are those raging emotions today? Are you a hurricane or a whirlpool? Are you a spring dripping from a desert rock, or are you a suffocating, humid day? Are you a passionate and super-sexy Julia, or a sensitive and super-feminine Erin? As for me, my heart is a nuclear bomb that has been converted into an energy source, and my faith being the control rod. Do I need your love? Yes, with all my heart. My heart is a nuclear bomb.
I just bought half a kilo of cuttlefish at the night market. I've never handled cuttlefish before, so this is the first time. But I know that pretty much every other creature in the sea eats cuttlefish, so it can't be too bad to eat. It's like a chewier squid, with a backbone. It took me a while to get a system going in prepping my cuttlefish. I can't seem to get any rings because the backbone is in the way, so it's going to have to be strips. Looks like it's fried calamari on the menu for tomorrow night. Or maybe even for a midnight snack tonight. I have some excellent hot sauce. How about it, ladies? Wanna come over for some munchies? Suddenly I got hungry, so I'm not waiting for you this time. Mmmm mmm. Very tender. Not chewy at all.
Oh Julia, how's your Mom, by the way? Please give her my regards. Please say hi for me to your parents, Erin. Tell them I'm going to marry you, if God Wills. On second thought, keep it a secret for now (if you can). Wait until I can afford to get you a nice ring. Both of you, please pray.
Monday, October 21, 2013
Qur'an 20131022
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
8. They say, "Why is not an angel sent down to him?" If We did send down an angel, the matter would be settled at once, and no respite would be granted them.
9. If We had made it an angel, We should have sent him as a man, and We should certainly have caused them confusion, in a matter which they have already covered with confusion.
10. Mocked were messengers before you, but their scoffers were hemmed in by the thing that they mocked.
11. Say, "Travel through the earth, and see what was the end of those who rejected Truth."
12. Say, "To whom belongs all that is in the heavens and on earth?" Say, "To Allah." God has inscribed for Godself Mercy. That God will gather you together for the Day of Judgment, there is no doubt whatever. It is they who have lost their own souls, that will not believe.
13. To God belongs all that that dwells in the night and in the day. For God is the One who Hears, and Knows all things.
14. Say, "Shall I take for my protector any other than Allah, the Maker of the heavens and the earth? And God it is that feeds, but is not fed." Say, "But I am commanded to be the first of those who bow to Allah." And be not you of the company of those who join gods with Allah."
The Cattle 6:8-14
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Travel through the earth, and see what was the end of those who rejected Truth.
To whom belongs all that is in the heavens and on earth?
To Allah.
Shall I take for my protector any other than Allah, the Maker of the heavens and the earth? And God it is that feeds, but is not fed.
But I am commanded to be the first of those who bow to Allah.
8. They say, "Why is not an angel sent down to him?" If We did send down an angel, the matter would be settled at once, and no respite would be granted them.
9. If We had made it an angel, We should have sent him as a man, and We should certainly have caused them confusion, in a matter which they have already covered with confusion.
10. Mocked were messengers before you, but their scoffers were hemmed in by the thing that they mocked.
11. Say, "Travel through the earth, and see what was the end of those who rejected Truth."
12. Say, "To whom belongs all that is in the heavens and on earth?" Say, "To Allah." God has inscribed for Godself Mercy. That God will gather you together for the Day of Judgment, there is no doubt whatever. It is they who have lost their own souls, that will not believe.
13. To God belongs all that that dwells in the night and in the day. For God is the One who Hears, and Knows all things.
14. Say, "Shall I take for my protector any other than Allah, the Maker of the heavens and the earth? And God it is that feeds, but is not fed." Say, "But I am commanded to be the first of those who bow to Allah." And be not you of the company of those who join gods with Allah."
The Cattle 6:8-14
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Travel through the earth, and see what was the end of those who rejected Truth.
To whom belongs all that is in the heavens and on earth?
To Allah.
Shall I take for my protector any other than Allah, the Maker of the heavens and the earth? And God it is that feeds, but is not fed.
But I am commanded to be the first of those who bow to Allah.
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Letter to Julia 20131021
Hi there again, my beloved beautiful ones! How are you handling those emotions today? Would you like to make some babies with me? Oh no, don't get me wrong: I'm not asking strictly out of lust. You see, I'm old, and I have no children. (Consciously or unconsciously) I never had any children, and I focused on nurturing the music that Allah gave me. It's been a wild life and I'm still alive alhamdulillah, and now I want to make some babies with you. Sound good? I have no heirs or partners, and the music will dissipate when I die. So for more reasons than this, my business now revolves around my home and family. You.
It's a global party, and Islam takes the relationship between husband and wife very seriously, so much so that a marriage is legally not valid if it is not consummated. Sure your position as mothers to my children is heavy, but inshaAllah you are ready, and may Allah subdue those who give you grief about it. But I am old, and I have probably a third of the libido I had 20 years ago. But there's no point in wishing I had met you then, because you would have been 9 and 5 years old. I suppose it's physical, but not physical strength, because I still seem to have a little bit of that. We all know some dirty old men who grow old and do nothing but follow their lusts. I can't do that. I'm in it strictly to love you and to take care of you and our children. My pleasure is in the love, inshaAllah. But I am old, and I will need to be on drugs just to keep up with one of you, let alone both of you. Sex, Viagra, and Rock and Roll!!
I'm not worried about Julia. She's so brave and sure of herself. I love that about her. Erin, you seem a little shy. Perhaps you are sometimes indecisive. I'm like that too sometimes. Yesterday, my Mom asked me, "Do you want some rice?", and I replied, "I don't know what I want," and I got screamed at. I love you, Mom! But this isn't about dinner. Please be ready to be a mother. I assure you and Julia, with Allah as my witness, that my intentions are purely honorable. I will love you, and raise a family with you. InshaAllah.
It's a global party, and Islam takes the relationship between husband and wife very seriously, so much so that a marriage is legally not valid if it is not consummated. Sure your position as mothers to my children is heavy, but inshaAllah you are ready, and may Allah subdue those who give you grief about it. But I am old, and I have probably a third of the libido I had 20 years ago. But there's no point in wishing I had met you then, because you would have been 9 and 5 years old. I suppose it's physical, but not physical strength, because I still seem to have a little bit of that. We all know some dirty old men who grow old and do nothing but follow their lusts. I can't do that. I'm in it strictly to love you and to take care of you and our children. My pleasure is in the love, inshaAllah. But I am old, and I will need to be on drugs just to keep up with one of you, let alone both of you. Sex, Viagra, and Rock and Roll!!
I'm not worried about Julia. She's so brave and sure of herself. I love that about her. Erin, you seem a little shy. Perhaps you are sometimes indecisive. I'm like that too sometimes. Yesterday, my Mom asked me, "Do you want some rice?", and I replied, "I don't know what I want," and I got screamed at. I love you, Mom! But this isn't about dinner. Please be ready to be a mother. I assure you and Julia, with Allah as my witness, that my intentions are purely honorable. I will love you, and raise a family with you. InshaAllah.
Friday, October 18, 2013
Letter to Julia 20131019
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello there, my beautiful young soulmates! How are the most beautiful girls in the world? Yes, you are more desirable than any other girl, because you're MY girls! Please remember my dearest wives, the goal of our marriage is to stay put, and raise a family. Perhaps Allah will grant us happiness in this life as well as the hereafter, so please pray. Anyway, please expect the mundane, as opposed to the modeling business routine that has been your lives so far. Well, it's not as mundane as most people apparently. We will be living in the public eye. InshaAllah, I will distract them away from you, so please make sure you both stick very close to me. Then there's the supernatural. Today for example, was major spiritual drama. Weather distortion, and human drama to match. It's like a "mongoose versus cobra" battle going on behind my back. But we will work and pray for happiness, safety, and stability for us and our family. If Allah wills, this humble kampung could be made the center of the planet. I need to remind you, that I live in the supernatural as much as the material. I have no choice but to live a genuine spiritual path, and so will my you when you marry me, inshaAllah. And the glory goes to Allah.
Hello there, my beautiful young soulmates! How are the most beautiful girls in the world? Yes, you are more desirable than any other girl, because you're MY girls! Please remember my dearest wives, the goal of our marriage is to stay put, and raise a family. Perhaps Allah will grant us happiness in this life as well as the hereafter, so please pray. Anyway, please expect the mundane, as opposed to the modeling business routine that has been your lives so far. Well, it's not as mundane as most people apparently. We will be living in the public eye. InshaAllah, I will distract them away from you, so please make sure you both stick very close to me. Then there's the supernatural. Today for example, was major spiritual drama. Weather distortion, and human drama to match. It's like a "mongoose versus cobra" battle going on behind my back. But we will work and pray for happiness, safety, and stability for us and our family. If Allah wills, this humble kampung could be made the center of the planet. I need to remind you, that I live in the supernatural as much as the material. I have no choice but to live a genuine spiritual path, and so will my you when you marry me, inshaAllah. And the glory goes to Allah.
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Letter to Julia 20131017
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi there, my darling Julia. Are you feeling well today, my dearest heart? You are my princess, and I love you so much. I'm a little off-sync today, I overslept for my afternoon nap, and I forgot how to cook. Small and silly problems. Senile, perhaps. I feel a little bit embarrassed, but my gut feels worse than my ego, because I had to finish that slop that I made so it wouldn't go to waste. Do you want to do the cooking today? I'll be your sous chef. I'll peel the onions and potatoes. I'll even eat a salad today. Urgh. I just wanna sit on the couch and snuggle with you. You look delicious. How about some fresh fruit? I would like some apples and Chinese pears. Or perhaps some canned lychees, or lychee flavored nata de coco, swimming in ice. Come here, sweetie. Let me brush your hair. I love beautiful, blond hair. I love you, Julia.
I haven't forgotten you Erin, my dearest heart. I can never forget you, or Julia. You know Erin, there is no such thing as "the perfect feeling" here in this life. Sometimes Allah allows me a glimpse of pure happiness, but otherwise "the perfect feeling" is a reward of the hereafter, when God rewards the righteous, and wipes out any lurking sense of injury in their hearts. In this life, the best feeling is patience, and the control of emotions. It never feels good to let your anger or depression spiral out of control, there is no satisfaction there, nor is there any neutralizing drug. "I can't help it, it's just the way I feel," is the worst excuse in the world. Julia has a more professional temperament than you and me, but patience is the best feeling we can get, until the next glimpse of happiness. The good news is that you can pour your love out to God, and in the next life God will reward your love tenfold. And for right now, you can pour your love out to me, and I will return it to you, and do my best to protect you and Julia, and to give you a good married life. InshaAllah. I'm not perfect like God, but I promise you that I will try my best. Come to my arms Erin my love, and let me love you.
Hi there, my darling Julia. Are you feeling well today, my dearest heart? You are my princess, and I love you so much. I'm a little off-sync today, I overslept for my afternoon nap, and I forgot how to cook. Small and silly problems. Senile, perhaps. I feel a little bit embarrassed, but my gut feels worse than my ego, because I had to finish that slop that I made so it wouldn't go to waste. Do you want to do the cooking today? I'll be your sous chef. I'll peel the onions and potatoes. I'll even eat a salad today. Urgh. I just wanna sit on the couch and snuggle with you. You look delicious. How about some fresh fruit? I would like some apples and Chinese pears. Or perhaps some canned lychees, or lychee flavored nata de coco, swimming in ice. Come here, sweetie. Let me brush your hair. I love beautiful, blond hair. I love you, Julia.
I haven't forgotten you Erin, my dearest heart. I can never forget you, or Julia. You know Erin, there is no such thing as "the perfect feeling" here in this life. Sometimes Allah allows me a glimpse of pure happiness, but otherwise "the perfect feeling" is a reward of the hereafter, when God rewards the righteous, and wipes out any lurking sense of injury in their hearts. In this life, the best feeling is patience, and the control of emotions. It never feels good to let your anger or depression spiral out of control, there is no satisfaction there, nor is there any neutralizing drug. "I can't help it, it's just the way I feel," is the worst excuse in the world. Julia has a more professional temperament than you and me, but patience is the best feeling we can get, until the next glimpse of happiness. The good news is that you can pour your love out to God, and in the next life God will reward your love tenfold. And for right now, you can pour your love out to me, and I will return it to you, and do my best to protect you and Julia, and to give you a good married life. InshaAllah. I'm not perfect like God, but I promise you that I will try my best. Come to my arms Erin my love, and let me love you.
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Letter to Julia 20131016
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hey there, my Rock and Roll babes! And how are you feeling today? How are those EMOTIONS doing? I so much very care about your feelings, for I am your king of emotions. There now, come into my embrace, I will envelope and help protect you, inshaAllah. I love you with all my heart.
The Eid started off with a prayer, and some rain. I begged Allah for the wealth to be able to marry you and give you a good and secure married life, plus a place in heaven together. Actually, I beg Allah for that 5 times a day plus many a then some. You girls please maintain your prayers. Then I went next door to my parents' house and ate until I nearly got sick. There was grilled beef, beef curry, rice and glutinous rice, and plenty of hot sauce. Julia you know, and Erin did you know, that beef intestine is considered a delicacy here in Perlis? I actually do like it, although the thought might put some people off. My favorite beef is BBQ beef ribs. I remember all-you-can-eat beef ribs! I bet they don't have that anymore. Oh, I'm full. But now I want some BBQ beef ribs. And you.
Again, I need to remind you both not to go around asking questions about Islam, so that the answers if made plain to you, would make your life difficult. Just do the best you can with the situation that Allah has given you. If you ask questions about the Qur'an as it is being revealed to you, then Allah will forgive that. Guard your own souls. The goal of us all is to Allah, and God it is Who will show us the truth of everything we do.
Hey there, my Rock and Roll babes! And how are you feeling today? How are those EMOTIONS doing? I so much very care about your feelings, for I am your king of emotions. There now, come into my embrace, I will envelope and help protect you, inshaAllah. I love you with all my heart.
The Eid started off with a prayer, and some rain. I begged Allah for the wealth to be able to marry you and give you a good and secure married life, plus a place in heaven together. Actually, I beg Allah for that 5 times a day plus many a then some. You girls please maintain your prayers. Then I went next door to my parents' house and ate until I nearly got sick. There was grilled beef, beef curry, rice and glutinous rice, and plenty of hot sauce. Julia you know, and Erin did you know, that beef intestine is considered a delicacy here in Perlis? I actually do like it, although the thought might put some people off. My favorite beef is BBQ beef ribs. I remember all-you-can-eat beef ribs! I bet they don't have that anymore. Oh, I'm full. But now I want some BBQ beef ribs. And you.
Again, I need to remind you both not to go around asking questions about Islam, so that the answers if made plain to you, would make your life difficult. Just do the best you can with the situation that Allah has given you. If you ask questions about the Qur'an as it is being revealed to you, then Allah will forgive that. Guard your own souls. The goal of us all is to Allah, and God it is Who will show us the truth of everything we do.
Qur'an 20131015
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
100. Say, "Not equal are things that are bad and things that are good, even though the abundance of the bad may dazzle you. So fear Allah, o you that understand, that you may prosper."
The Repast 5:100
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100. Say, "Not equal are things that are bad and things that are good, even though the abundance of the bad may dazzle you. So fear Allah, o you that understand, that you may prosper."
The Repast 5:100
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