Um, yeah!

 

It's Fashion Week!

"We're too old, Gwen.  And we're definitely overdressed."

"You're right about that Mary, but I'll bet there's a long line to the boy's room."

Better with no witnesses

 

Now that the war has started and they have weapons to sell, how long do you think they'll keep that guy around?

Singing with a high school band.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

And they say, "How is it that not a sign is sent down on him from his Lord?" Say, "The unseen belongs to Allah Alone so wait you, verily I am with you among those who wait."

Jonah 10:20

Food

 

"That gown is death, Gwen."

Men

 

Abortion.

A private party at a French mansion.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

1.  They ask you about the spoils of war.  Say, "The spoils are for Allah and the Messenger".  So fear Allah and adjust all matters of difference among you, and obey Allah and God's Messenger, if you are believers.

The Spoils of War 8:1

Boys

 

"Have you been taking vitamins, Gwen?"

Happy birthday to me

 

February 28.  I share the same birthday as Bugsy Siegel, exactly 60 years apart.  This is a big deal in astrology and Chinese astrology, if you believed in that crap.  It means that Bugsy Siegel and I are the exact same person.  The biggest difference between Bugsy and me is that he died 19 years younger than me.  But I guess to the astrologers, I have the same soul as a boss of the Jewish mob (now known as Israel) who was betrayed and murdered by his own people.  Over money.

I put my faith in Allah.  I do not join any partners in worship with Allah.

Oh look, they put Mary's face on screen!

How does it feel to be a rock star?

 

Honey, I have the dreadful feeling that you're going to dress poorly for the Paris Fashion Week.  Probably because you want to rebel against the beauty standard, you look at the crowd and you see they all dress like slobs, or you feel uncomfortable about it.  The solution is to kick ass at their own fashion game!  You're not not the crowd Grace, you're the rock star.  You may want to try to be colorful or perhaps flamboyant.  The bottom line is that it has to be nice to look at.  You can get all the material you need from thrift stores in Nashville.  Experiment, and be loud!  It's not the streets of Hollywood, it's Paris Fashion Week!  Dress like a rock star, Grace!

Sure, Wolfgang is a rock star because his daddy is.  But what would the show below be if he sang lead instead of David Lee Roth?

"I'm never wearing this dress again."

"How about you you wear it with an oversize pink fur coat?"