Ah to be rich

 

Tiny Tim's last show

 

One dollar

 

At this time, I have a lot of coins.

No comment

 

Hi Honey!  Did I make you pee your pants?  So what other celebrities do you want me to invite to your benefit show?  Those two are the only ones that matter to me.

Dear Taylor Swift

 

Please come to this benefit show at the Brooklyn Bowl in Nashville on October 8, 8pm.  If you still have Grace's jacket then please bring it along.

Dear Matthew McConaughey

 

Please come to this benefit show at the Brooklyn Bowl in Nashville on October 8, 8pm.

A sip of drink

 

This is the opposite of guitar face.