Old

 

I guess the biggest difference between me and Bugsy Siegel is that I've outlived him by 18 years.  Hey you're 18, Grace!  Have you registered to vote?  Congrats on the KS and NE shows with Gary Clark Jr.  

Check out this old guy singer I found on Nashville Heatwaves.  He's great, right?  Such clear lungs, such great heart.

The LA connection

 

Damn, I can't seem to get a good vocal take on "Gyrlie Roxtar".  Mary is pissed at me, she said "What the fuck do you want me to do?"  I want you to give me a good vocal take!  It's going to be one of those nightmare songs...

Grace, I didn't know you had freckles!  You're so cute.  There's a chance those desolate shows could be my fault, because I really don't want you to have anything to do with LA.  I'm sorry.  Your guitar sounds great on that lawn, though.  About your upcoming album release show, I would prefer that you had booked it in Nashville, but it's too late for that.  So please study these two videos I posted, so you have a grasp of the situation you put yourself in.  Again, it's the connection to me that might push it over the edge.

The Jewish/Italian mobs used to rule showbiz in LA and Vegas, and now they rule Israel.  They probably still have an iron fist in LA, but most likely only the more profitable or personal ventures.  Nowadays it's more profitable to keep the Palestinians fighting, so they can spend aid money on guns supplied by the Mob.  Here's a curious bit of trivia: Bugsy Siegel and I share the same birthday, exactly 60 years apart.  This means that Bugsy and I are the exact same person in both traditional and Chinese astrology, if you believed in that shit.

Anyway folks, please go see my Grace at her album release show, and please be nice to her.

A global scale

 

Grace you're so young, yet you have to use religious judgement.  I am a servant of God, so is Mary.  Don't be nice to your enemies and God's enemies.  Don't offer them love and friendship.

I was hoping not to have to explain this to you, and that you would have figured it out yourself.  Mary Unknown7 has been streaming a capella for many years already: she doesn't need an accompanist.  Then I chose you to accompany her because I want to marry you.  What you're doing is jamming to her a capella stream, so technically anyone can accompany her, as they have been doing so already.  The difference is that I endorse you.  The numbers are much greater than what you see in the stream, and what you have seen in front of you on stage.  But when you abandon Mary in favor of some other gig, other people are going to pick up the ball that you dropped and run with it.  People from your country, and other countries.  They could be excellent musicians, because there will always be someone stronger.  They will take the audience that wasn't important enough for you, and your ambassadorship becomes just another vanity.  A pedal that you don't really use.

I suppose each gig has its value and you have to honor your commitments.  Which makes it worse when you intentionally schedule a conflicting show, regarding Mary as the disposable one, in favor of performing for your enemies and God's enemies.  I have to forgive you, but your competitors don't.  Other countries don't.  There will always be someone stronger, but Allah is the Strongest.  Ya Allah, please bless and protect our work.

The only one

 

Hm, it seems that Chinese buyers are picking up land around this area.  I need to remind the locals that if I fail to build a house here for my wife, then I will be forced to move out of this village in order to be married.

Hi Grace!  Did you enjoy your 18th birthday?  I'm sure you did.  You seemed to be having trouble leaning back against Esther with that mini dress on.  It's fun to watch, though!  You're beautiful Grace, and I love you.  I suppose I have to give the Tedeschi Trucks band a listen.  People have been sending me some very long videos lately, and I had to watch them because they were important people.  But I will get back to the production of "Woo Hoo featuring Mary Unknown7" tonight inshaAllah.  I'm wrapping up the song "Gyrlie Roxtar" next.  You're a Gyrlie Roxtar, Grace!

Have you been to Graceland, Grace?  Who knew that Elvis would name his tomb after you.  Rock and Roll was all new back then, that's how Elvis got so huge.  What most interests me about Elvis was his diet.  The poor guy was so overworked.  And his dance on stage would have killed anyone.  There will only be one Elvis Presley.  Plenty of clones, though.

Eighteen

 

Happy Birthday, Grace!  Is your head hot today?  I thought this song and its driving video would suit the occasion, let the breeze cool you down.  Oh, kitty!  There's a light at the end of the tunnel!  Ah, but the journey is what makes the journey.  The light is yet another long road.  Pat Metheny uses flatwound strings.  Imagine that!  What kind of a person would do something like that?  Flatwound strings are mellower, but I prefer old strings.  The strings on my SG are 16 years old.  Almost as old as you!  But the best strings are old strings on an acoustic guitar, with some rust on it.

Looks like Jimmy Kimmel beat Jimmy Fallon!  People steal gigs all the time in showbiz.  Make sure you save your gig with Mary by not being absent.

Out of control

 

Hi Grace, what's up?  Not much going on here.  The weather is nice and cool, which is great.  I hate hot weather.  I'm just lying back, and taking it easy.

That's a fun gang, dancing to the music.  You're not the only ones dancing to the music.  It's a very large and strange machine that's out of control.  Chinese.

A local situation

 

Uh oh, Mary has chest congestion again.  It's only been a couple of weeks since she got over the last sickness.  I'm very upset with her, but what to do?  She's the chick singer.

Grace, please hang on tight to the streams you do with Mary.  If you have a show, wrap it up in time to get back and stream with Mary.  If you are on the road, then stream from your hotel room.  I'm sorry Honey, but you have to work.  Don't let anyone else take your gig.