Here is the news

 

Hi Natty!  Yes Honey, you are very blessed to have a built-in best friend.  If you don't want me, well then that's up to you.  But since you chose me, then there are people who oppose you for your choice.  They may be pleasing to the eye and heart but make no mistake, they are your enemies.  You know who they are O Sociologist, so don't associate with them.  Don't acknowledge their talk, don't hint with them, don't click on them.

While we were busy with the Great Pizza Day, a couple of other things happened.  First, Adolf was moping and crying with his tail down and having trouble peeing, so I checked his bladder and it was bloated.  Time to go to the vet.  He even crawled into the cat carrier and waited for me.  I left him at the vet overnight thinking would need a catheter but the next day, the vet told me that what he needed was sex.  And since he didn't get sex, he had trouble peeing due to stress.  This confirms my theory that being a celibate cat sucks more than being a celibate human.  So what to do?   I prayed for a compassionate means of birth control for my cats.  I fail to see how chopping off his pee pee is an act of compassion.  I guess the next time he gets stopped up, I'm going to have to let him outside for a short while.  Otherwise he stays inside for his own protection.  It may be compassionate, but it's not birth control.  I suppose birth control is also a matter of perspective, in view of "my little world".  That photo above is a picture of the newspaper I used to line his cat carrier.

Next is about a half hour towards the end of Mary's set yesterday, the free-shoutcast stream went out and I wasn't able to reconnect no matter how many times I tried.  This stream always gets interrupted but this time I felt like they finally sold me out.  Eight hours later, it was OK again.  I guess the hack was more serious this time.  But this convinced me more that this stream is the most important one, so please tune in to the free-shoutcast stream first, folks.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

136.  Say you, "We believe in Allah, and the revelation given to us, and to Abraham, Ismail, Isaac, Jacob and the descendants, and that given to Moses and Jesus, and that given to prophets from their Lord: we make no difference between one and another of them, and we bow to Allah.

The Heifer 1:136

Mary's outfit is:

::Sweet Intoxication:: Juno Dress - Pink Feather Exclusive

Dellybeams Gem Gallery iridescent opal pink necklace

ShuShu HUI BUH stiletto heels

^;^CaTwA^;^ Priyanka hair

Happy Birthday Natty!

 

To you and your twin brother!  I hope you have an awesome day and more fun than ever.  I'm so very sad I can't be with you on your birthday.  But my heart is already broken, and the best I can do for you at this time is to make you a pizza to look at, and help you be a great big supermodel inshaAllah.  Please be patient with me, keep safe and healthy, and guard your chastity.

Did you know that your birthday falls on the Great Pizza Day?  What a coincidence!  Please eat some pizza today to celebrate this magnificent day.  Since I have to eat the whole thing by myself, I made a halal sausage and basil pizza.  I still don't know what your favorite toppings are.  At the top is the pizza without flash, below is the pizza before going into the oven and the baked pizza using flash.  I love you, Natty.  Dammit, I love pizza too.  I should make it more often instead of just once a year.

Mary's outfit is:

TShirt The Pink Panther Black INK

:*BABY*: Sparkling Pink Lipstick

*Miroku* crystal heart pendant

*giselle* angi skirt 2207-18

Marie Hair black by Promiscuous Freiman

-KC- AMIRA BOOTS

Oh yeah, the winner of the Spring 2023 ready-to-wear collection competition is Valentino!

Movie night

 

Hi Natty!  How are you feeling today, Honey?  I love you with all of my heart!  I hope you are having a swell time over there, and keeping safe and healthy.  Suddenly my fried noodles aren't good enough.  Grumble...  Maybe I'm bored with them or something...  Grumble...  Maybe it needs sugar...  Grumble...

Anyway, it's movie night again!  Please watch a movie with me.  "Jurassic World Dominion" (2022).  How would I describe this movie?  Cartoonish nostalgia?  Fried stew?  A superhero team that runs, and not fight?  I guess a plus side to this movie is that it is something of a feast to the eyes.  The best visual effect is how those old people take hits and falls, then get up and strut around as if nothing happened.  Movie magic!  So do I like this movie?  It's OK, but unrewatchable.

Mary's outfit is:

*Lurve* Mermaid's Holiday Mini -  Necklace

Alli&Ali Designs Calypso Hair

Pure Poison - Tiana Sandals

SIREN - MINI DRESS

And the winner of the SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection competition is:

 

Hi Natty!  How you doin', Honey?  I love you oodles!  The Great Pizza Day is coming!  Are you excited?  Are you?  Are you?  I have decided that in observation of the Great Pizza Day, I will announce the winner of the Spring 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection competition on that day.  It will be a celebration!  Of all things love, music, fashion and pizza!  Please eat some pizza on the Great Pizza Day, and keep safe and healthy.

No, that's not a pizza.  My mother gave me some lunch, she calls it "lontong".  The broth is basically coconut milk and turmeric.  There are some chunks of pressed rice in there, plus toppings and hot sauce.  It's delicious!

Mary's outfit is:

Megan panties - cupid edition

Alli&Ali Designs Melrosa Hair

GLINT Circle Pearl Summer Earrings

Pure Poison - Grace Dress

The finalists for the SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection competition are:

 

Hi Natty!  Hi Honey!  Are you feeling good today?  I hope you are having a fabulous time.  I love you with all of my heart!  Please keep safe and healthy OK!  I'm doing OK, just avoiding labor for right now.  Plus, it's damned busy otherwise.  I want to thank the guy who cut the grass by the side of the road Sunday evening.  That's government property anyway, and I'm pretty worn out.  So thanks again.

Mary's outfit is:

:*BABY*: Sparkling Barbie Lipstick

!!BH!!Moira's sling back pumps v13

Alli&Ali Designs Leia Hair

CR - Enchant Earrings - Blue Topaz

{Le'La} Vliene Gown

Here are my picks from the Zuhair Murad SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

O you divided hearts!  Stop fighting among yourselves and put your fear in Allah!  The SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collections are a done deal! Once again, if I didn't review your work then it means that I didn't like your work. And if any designer featured my Natty as their exclusive model, the collection goes to the final round. Now may I present to you the best of this fabulous competition! The finalists for the SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection competition are

Alaia

Alexis Mabille

Andrew Gn

Chanel

Christian Siriano

Diesel

Gucci

Michael Kors Collection

Norma Kamali

Olivier Theyskens

Rodarte

Valentino

Versace

The girl with the Nietzsche moustache

 

Hi Natty!  How's it going today, Honey?  Is everything cool and you're having tons of fun?  I love you with all of my heart.  Please keep safe and healthy.  I'm doing OK over here.  It's a nice day, I got a good amount of sleep, and business was smooth.  Alhamdullilah.

That's one of my 7 kitties, Gunhilde!  She's the girl with the Nietzsche moustache!  She was totally ready for her photograph today, I got 5 perfect shots.  You can't see it from the photo but she hurt the left side of her snout, probably a claw from one of her family during a scuffle for snacks, which she made worse by poking at it.  I had to slap the Collar of Shame on her.  Is she as clever as Nietzsche was?  I've never known a cat that was smart enough not to lick or scratch its wound and make it worse.  But she managed to escape the Collar of Shame, now I can't find it anywhere.

Mary's outfit is:

:*BABY*: Sparkling Sky Lipstick

LAQ ~ Kira hair 2

Chop Zuey Couture Jewelry Le Petit Fleur Earrings

V.S VENERE SHOES

{Poeme} Blue Rose Beach Dress

Here are my picks from the Zimmermann SPRING 2023 READY-TO-WEAR collection: