Qur'an 20210513

 In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

135.  They say, "Become Jews or Christians if you would be guided."  Say, "No!  The religion of Abraham the True.  And he joined not gods with Allah."

136.  Say you, "We believe in Allah, and the revelation given to us, to Abraham, Ismail, Isaac, Jacob, and the descendants, and that given to Moses and Jesus, and that given to prophets from their Lord: we make no difference between one and another of them, and we bow to Allah."

(The Heifer 1:135-136)

Stereotypes

 

Hi Honey!  How's it goin'? I hope all is A-OK and peachy over there in Nattyland.  Sorry I'm running late.  I cut the grass then got caught up making the soup for my ramen.  Sorry again Honey, but I gotta have my ramen, I'm so craving it.  We'll make a separate dinner for you OK?  My ramen has become so complex, but I love it!  I'm going to charge ¥500000 a bowl.  Just kidding!  I'm never going back to food service inshaAllah.

Today is the last day of Ramadan, and I'm so happy!  I can drink coffee in the afternoon again!  Everybody, let's have some coffee!  Ya Allah, thank You for a great Ramadan.  Thank You for stepping me up.  Losing Lily sucked, but I understand now that these are Your cats, not mine.

Isn't that an awesome version of the Flintstones theme?  And MonoNeon is just great.  I'm sorry to cast stereotypes, but he's everything a black bass player should be.  Flashy, groovy, funky.  He's just great, isn't that what matters?  Black?  Can't even see what color he is!

Shoes!

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, Honey?  I hope you are well, and everything is easy for you.  Tomorrow is the last day of fasting, and I'm so excited!  I get to drink coffee in the afternoon again, and I'm so happy!  Today is a change from ramen for dinner.  I made fried flat noodles with chicken.  I don't know what it tastes like because I'm still fasting, but I'm following a routine so inshaAllah it is a success.  I am sure you would be happy to know that over Ramadan, I acquired a deep love for fries.  I've perfected my home fries recipe, and now I'm hooked.  At 4 am for the past month, I've been eating a kilo of fries to go with my cheeseburger (gotta have meat).  I'm sure you love fries too.

I don't normally relate my dreams in this public place but this one is kind of funny, so what the hell.  I had a dream last night that the Queen of England wanted to join my band.  She auditioned by slapping her belly like a hand drum, and was really good at it too!  But she had trouble paying a riff on the left side of her pooch, so I showed her how to play it.  I explained, "It's like slapping a hawg!"  I guess she didn't quite understand because it's American.

I found a great deal on a lot of beautiful new shoes for Mary's avatar!  What serendipity!

Qur'an 20210511

 In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

120.  Never will the Jews nor the Christians be satisfied with you unless you follow their form of religion.  Say, "The Guidance of Allah- that is the Guidance."  Were you to follow their desires after the knowledge which has reached you, then would you find neither protector nor helper against Allah.

(The Heifer 1:120)

Salted fish: Spanish mackerel

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, Honey?  How's Mother's Day coming along for you?  I hope you are having a great time.  I just got done cutting the grass and making my dinner and boy, am I thirsty.  It's another 24 minutes before I can break fast.  Another 2 days of fasting, then I can drink coffee in the afternoon!  I'm so happy!  Dinner is ramen again.  I'm sorry, Honey!  I'll make a separate dinner for you but I must have my ramen, I'm so craving it!  This time I started off the soup by frying up some chopped chicken skin (for artificial bacon bits) with salted Spanish mackerel.  The salted fish isn't going into the soup, it's just for flavor.  I'm going to nibble on it later tonight as a snack.  The best part is the meat at the neck!  It's almost like powder!

Lookie's voice has changed.  It's probably from hissing at Adolf Kitler all the time.  Cat romance, huh!  Her voice has become raspier, she sounds almost like... Lily.  Lily is Adolf's sister, she died on April 29 this Ramadan.  I found them together as abandoned kittens under my mother's bedroom window last Ramadan, April 29 2020.  Lily and Adolf were really attached to each other, they really loved each other.  I'm so sorry she died, and so is Adolf.  Now Lookie's voice has changed.  She sounds like... Lily.

Qur'an 20210510

 In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

111.  And they say, "None shall enter paradise unless he be a Jew or a Christian."  Those are their desires.  Say, "Produce your proof if you are truthful."

112.  No, whoever submits his whole self to Allah and is a doer of good, he will get his reward with his Lord: on such shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve.

(The Heifer 1:111-112)

Peace

 

Hi Natty!  Happy Mother's Day!  I pray that all is well with you and your loved ones.  I'm in a state of failure today.  I overspent, so I have to live on what's in the fridge.  Which is OK alhamdulillah, because I have a lot of food right now.  Somebody gave me some cakes for the Eid including "bahulu" above.  It  tastes like cake.  I made ramen for dinner again.  I can't help it, I'm so hooked on that fish broth, I have to have more.  Today's ramen is of a different flavor this time, the flavor packet from a curry flavored ramen.  I remembered Mother's Day (Second Life reminded me), but I forgot it again when I went to clean my mother's bedroom this morning.  So my brother beat me in wishing her Happy Mother's Day.  I tried to avoid the crowd, but I had to go out shopping and Mary had to sing so that was not possible.  Anyway, I'm glad the day is almost over.  I'm going to watch TV now while I wait for them to call the prayer.  I love you!