Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Oh dear

Hi Natty.  How are you doing?  Yeah stepping up has its worries, particularly with jealous people.  Something that unknown and worthless people don't have a problem with.  Part of being successful I guess, so count your blessings.  Being the sociologist that you are, you probably feel bad about not being able to please everybody.  I hate pleasing everybody, especially the people I hate.  I guess I'm not as nice as you are.  Hey you that's bullying my Natty!  I know who you are, so stop it!  Technically, I'm still an unknown and worthless person.  I have no money and I have no Grammys.  So it's stupid of people to be jealous of me, right?  I am grateful to you that you protect your chastity as an act of faith in our love and marriage.  I truly appreciate it, and I love you for it.

Floofy used to be a fat cat, and weighed down by the inability to digest kibble.  Her daughter Lookie had always been more agile than her, being able to jump to the top of closets and counter tops easily.  Floofy had always been jealous of her kittens.  Ever since she stopped nursing them, she started to punch them around.  Lookie found solace in high places away from the bullying of her mother.  But since I put all my indoor cats on a chicken breast only diet, Floofy has gained strength and agility and is able to go all the high places she couldn't go before.  So now poor Lookie is a nervous wreck, having no place of escape from her domineering mother.  Except in my bedroom, when I lock the door.














Monday, January 27, 2020

The elephant

Hi Natty!  How are you?  Are you having tons of fun?  Attending those big time Hollywood parties?  Well, please make sure you take care of your health and heart.  And don't be so concerned about jealous people.  I chose you, YOU are my girl, not them.  I love YOU.  OK?  OK!  It's just an average Monday here for me, but I get to go through the day (and its labor) at my own pace, which is great for my heart and temper.  I vacuum cleaned my parents' house in the morning along with other chores, then did some chainsawing in the evening.  Damn!  The chain is blunt!  I just bought that chain 3 or 4 months ago... I guess that is a while ago.  **grumble**  I'm going to have to sharpen each individual blade again, with a flat file.  Yeah that's where I got the idea of sharpening kitchen knives with a flat file, is from sharpening chainsaw blades.  Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and post this, then head out to the mosque.

Elephant?  I didn't see an elephant!  Did you see an elephant?














Sunday, January 26, 2020

Sunday

Hi Natty!  What's going on?  How are you feeling today?  I hope you are feeling great and having a wonderful time.  Not much going on here, just the usual.  It's Sunday over here, and every Sunday morning I clean my mother's bedroom.  I always buy my lunch on Sundays, so I don't have to cook lunch.  Which matters, because I really need to wind down and rest, preferably sleep, before Mary Unknown7's daily vocal session.  Boy, that woman can easily put me into a coma.  By the evening, I was thoroughly and violently sick of doing labor, so I didn't do any yard work.  Instead I went to the supermarket and got some creamer and kibble for Emma, my outdoors cat.  I have a lot of computer work tonight, which I enjoy.  Then the kitties need petting, especially Yoolie.

Mary forgot to take off her bra for this outfit, and I didn't notice the fashion faux pas until after the photo shoot.  I don't think anyone would have noticed if I hadn't mentioned it.  Do you agree?













Saturday, January 25, 2020

Making dough

Hi Natty!  How are you?  I hope you are doing great, keeping safe and healthy, and having a wonderful time.  Are you feeling a bit quiet, don't know what to say?  It happens sometimes.  Sometimes the philosopher, not the sociologist.  If you don't feel like saying anything, then don't.  It's Chinese New Year over here.  Yes, it's tourist season again.  The coronavirus doesn't seem to stop the tourists: they are as thick as a swarm of starlings.  We don't have starlings around here though, but there are other birds that flock just as thick.  Better singers, too.

Nothing special on the menu today.  I can't afford nice ingredients, so I'm just eating to get to the next meal.  Dinner was pita bread with chili and scrambled eggs.  Boring yeah, but the tummy loves boring food.  Don't forget that!  Anyway I'm out of dough, so I have to go make a batch.