Qur'an 20190930

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

22.  It was said they were three, the dog being the fourth among them; it was said they were five, the dog being the sixth, doubtfully guessing at the unknown; it was said they were seven, the dog being the eighth.  Say, "My Lord knows best their number, it is but few that know theirs."  Enter not into controversies concerning them, except on a matter that is clear, nor consult any of them about the Sleepers.

22.  Nor say of anything, "I shall be sure to do so and so tomorrow."

23.  Without adding, "So please Allah."  And call your Lord to mind when you forget and say, "I hope that my Lord will guide me ever closer than this to the right road."

25.  So they stayed in their cave three hundred years, and add nine.

26.  Say, "Allah knows best how long they stayed."  With God are the secrets of the heavens and the earth.  How clearly God sees, how finely God hears!  They have no protector other than God, nor does God share God's command with any person whatsoever.

The Cave 18:22-26

Hi Natty

Wow, you look totally awesome all slicked up like that.  I think you would look absolutely great in the best formal and business attire.  Like a beautiful and well made dress suit.  Ow!  Sexy!

It's Sunday here for me.  Sundays are busy for me. I clean my mother's bedroom every Sunday morning, and I have to buy my lunch because I'm too tired and out of time to cook.  I did cook my dinner, though.  Chicken breast and corn cooked in butter and black pepper.  Very pure, huh?  I think you would like this.  Tomorrow afternoon, I have to take my Dad to the hospital, so I gave Mary Unknown7 the day off, so no singing tomorrow folks.  She said she pushed too hard today anyway, and could use a break.

The PayPal button works properly now

What!?  It wasn't working before?  I'm certain that I tested it!  Boy, do I feel like a jackass.  So I checked the code, established the link, and tested the button.  Twice.  It works just fine now.  So if any of you folks would like to make a payment, an invoice will be issued to you InshaAllah, for "Payment for music services rendered".  What I need immediately is a new Internet computer that can handle virtual reality, so Mary Unknown7 can get back to singing on Second Life again and to the rest of the world.  Ya Allah, please grant me a great new Internet computer.  Something that's powerful.  The best.  Please don't force me to buy another clunker.  Please have mercy on me.  I am Your servant.

Anyway, hi there Erin and Natty!  How are you today, my precious wives InshaAllah?  I hope everything is fun and awesome for you.  It's been a cat day for me.  Lookie had to wear the Collar of Shame before, because she licked her butt until it swelled up like a black balloon.  I was scared, because I thought she was going to lose her butt and her... er... pussy, but I put the collar on her and doctored the wound and it healed.  Then another time she went into heat, she did it to herself again.  It happened so quickly, I didn't react in time.  But after that, I was quicker to slap the Collar of Shame on her whenever I felt she was going into heat.  She's older now, and a couple of days ago I saw a blister on her butt.  She didn't seem like she was going into heat, no howling, no loss of appetite, nothing like that.  Maybe she's going into heat a different way now that she's older.  Then little Yoolie had to wear the Collar of Shame.  When I first met Yoolie, she was about a month old, 6 weeks tops.  The day after I met her, Floofy punched her on her left eye.  I knew that would take a while to heal, because she was so small I couldn't find a collar to fit her.  I had to keep up with the wound by constantly chasing it with disinfectant.  Now she's bigger, I could put a collar on her that fit loosely.  So her eye healed up.  The collar is loose though, and sometimes when she's playing she gets her jaw stuck in it.  It's funny to watch, but I felt sorry for her so last night I took the collar off.  Overnight while I slept, she scratched her eye until it swelled up.  So now she has to wear the Collar of Shame.  You should the cat's reaction when I put the collar on.  Lookie freezes up like a statue of a cat in mid stride.  Yoolie hangs her head down and goes and sulks in a dark corner.  Oh!  I want my life to have no problems whatsoever.  Wouldn't that be heaven?  I guess it would be.

Sleepless?

Hi there, my beautiful Ladies!  How are you feeling today?  It's been an interesting week, hasn't it?  I hope the excitement of the past week hasn't thrown your heart and mind off too much.  Erin, you should be used to the scale of our situation by now but I suspect that you Natty, are still growing into it.  And that's exactly what it is: growing.  So don't you worry about a thing my dearest, everything is going to work out just awesomely for us InshaAllah.  I recall my sleeplessness just a couple of months ago, right before little Yoolie came to me, then my roof got pulled off by a storm.  After that, I haven't had any problem getting to sleep each night.  Things pass, my love.

Yet another average day

Hi Erin!  How are you, my fluffy pussycat?  I love you oodles!  I hope you are having a great time, and feeling profoundly great.  Oh, it's the same old same old here for me today.  Thursday mornings I vacuum clean my parents house.  Then I opened up some baby coconuts to get the juice for my Mom.  I've acquired a taste for baby coconut juice, so I have a couple chilling in my cooler.  After that, I made a batch of dough for her.  In the evening, I cut the grass.  Do you like hot wings?  Ever since I changed the cat's diet to raw chicken, I've been eating hot wings regularly.  Every other chicken, I have hot wings for dinner.  Today I used my mother's hot sauce ("sambal belacan") as the wing sauce.  It's perfect for chicken wings.  It's not as hot as suicide wings, but those days are over.  Want some?  It goes great with pizza and football!

For the people who love and protect them

Hi Natty!  You're looking sharp today, City Girl!  Do you have a cold?  Oh dear.  Please take care of your health.  I think you should wear your hair up and have glasses on if you're going to sport a book as a fashion accessory.  But since you're actually reading it, then it's not just an accessory.  I used to carry a book around too, back in the day.  But I would march around while reading it.  The hills of Salt Lake City were great for doing that.  I would walk through the suburbs to the studio in my jungle boots and read "The Will to Power".  I must have looked awfully pretentious.  Nietzsche is rubbish to me now.  Nowadays, the Qur'an is the only book I read.  I may never master it.

I saw the article on Greta Thunberg on Yahoo news.  I read the comments, and I find it amusing that so many people don't believe that humans are causing the deterioration of the environment.  Let's give these people some of the trash that's floating on the ocean as a reward for their conviction.  They wouldn't mind a big pile of ocean trash at their homes, after all, it's made by humans and thus won't mess up their environment.  Don't anybody go inside Mar-a-Lago with the ocean trash!  Stay outside the walls and fences!

Just an average day

Hi Erin!  How are you doing today, my beautiful Queen?  Well it's Tuesday now, so I guess the sports weekend is over and I hope you are getting some relaxation time.  Unless you enjoy working every day.  I have to work every day, but I don't mind it so much because I love music and I don't have to tour.  The hospital crisis is over for now, and things seem to be back to normal.  I had to go buy a chicken this morning.  I'm eating the same food as my cats now, which is chicken.  So I have to buy chicken regularly, because I can only fit one chicken at a time in my freezer.  I bought my lunch from the supermarket, which was a foot long hot dog, actually 2 hot dogs make a foot long.  I cut the grass in the evening, then for dinner I had chicken noodle soup.  My chicken noodle soup is getting better with practice.  I put honey in it.  Want some, Honey?