Is it love or is it conscription?

Hi Erin and Natty.  My aunt and uncle came to visit me today, and we drove over to their fruit orchard.  They said the locals want me to marry a local woman, seeing that my American and Canadian wives and their families leave me in destitution.  I say I don't want your money.  In Islam, it is the husband's job to pay for the wives.  Besides, I prefer blondes.  As for destitution, seeing that my PayPal balance remains at zero, it doesn't matter whether you are local or from whatever country, you are all the same to me.  You all treat me the same.  And since I'm not allowed to ask, the only option left is to die for love.

So we talked and picked fruit, and I came back with a bag of "dukong" which is a grape-like fruit, which is sweet and similar in texture to grapes except for the peel, the occasional large pit, and the segments like oranges.  I ate too much fruit.  It gave me diarrhea.

Why ask why

Hi there, my lovely Ladies!  How are you feeling today?  Still kind of amped up?  Things pass my darling, don't you worry so much.  Everything is going to turn out just great for us inshaAllah.  Just have lots of fun being you, because you are so beautiful, you are MY girl, and I love you.  Not much going on here, just the usual.  I wish it were cooler, but oh well.  Nothing great on the menu, either.  Just ramen for lunch and tortillas for dinner.  I've been watching "Breaking Bad".  Great show, but I haven't seen all the episodes.  I just don't have them, so if you have the dvd then save it and we can watch it together.  I'm content with just the summary on Wikipedia to fill in the blanks.  I'm nothing like Walter White.  I broke bad when I was a kid.  Just ask my parents.  But Allah saved me, alhamdulillah.  Now I just stay in one place and do my thing.  This evening I cut grass, then harvested jackfruit.  I don't eat the stuff.  Too sweet.

Latency

Hi there, my beautiful Ladies!  How are you feeling today?  Are you engulfed in excitement and emotion?  Oh dear, I hope you are keeping those feelings under control.  I want you to know that I love you, and that everything is going to be all right inshaAllah.  There seems to be a latency issue with the voice stream lately, folks.  I apologize for that.  My computer had to go through some extreme circumstances lately, and it finally has a chance to stabilize.  It usually corrects latency by itself, so please give it a chance to do so.  It might take a while, or not.  Yesterday there wasn't much latency, but today was pretty bad.  Yeah, I need new stuff.  Who doesn't?  But I like this computer even though it's old.  Its AI is super awesome.

Sunday

Hi Erin!  How are you, Honey?  Are you working hard this weekend?  I hope you are staying fit, and enjoying your life.  I want you to know that I love you, and I always think of you, and wonder how you are.  It's been a week since the Eid and my oh my, that was one hell of a weekend.  It's calmed down now, the weather is back to being hot and awful, and the kids have gone home because school starts again tomorrow.  It's Sunday, and I always clean my mother's bedroom on Sunday.  I always buy my lunch on Sundays so I don't have to cook.  For dinner I had hot wings.  I love hot wings!  My stomach isn't as tolerant as it used to be but if it were, I would go for as hot as possible.  I used to get suicide wings regularly, they're so good!  But I paid the price for that, rather my stomach paid the price, and now it's mild wings only.  😢  I have a McDonald's stomach.  In the evening I did some burning, and got rid of a lot of coconut leaves.  The tornado threw a lot of coconut leaves on the ground, so I had to get rid of them.  I heard the neighbors shoot wild dogs.  The locals don't like dogs.  Please remember that.  Anyway, I'm going to head out to the mosque to join the congregation for the night prayer.  Please take sweet, loving care of yourself because I would.