YouTube does has its uses

Hi Natty!  Wow, you look positively delicious in your Amazon lingerie.  They fit quite well I must say, but so does almost everything else on you.  You're bringing out the wolf in me!  🐺  What lovely arms and shoulders you have, my Darling.  Perfection.  Dead flowers seem quite morbid, though.  I guess that would be convenient.

I was watching YouTube last night, I watched a bunch of videos where angry parents destroyed their kids' electronics.  Yeah granted the kids weren't doing anything else, but that is the heartbeat of society nowadays, electronics that is.  It used to be that kids didn't do anything whatsoever when there were no electronics.  The current devices of media isn't worthless folks, even though you may not quite understand it.  Perhaps you can negotiate usage time per chore time, for example doing the dishes and taking out the trash daily gets you a GB of data each day.  Anything that's better than losing control of your temper in front of and towards your kids.  Yeah, I know anger is human nature.  I too have to struggle with that.

But I do learn a lot of stuff from YouTube.  For instance, green potatoes are poisonous.  I learned this watching YouTube while eating an alternative brand of potato crisps .  Then suddenly I felt sick and started to sweat profusely (more than usual), I got food poisoning!  Then it occurred to me why this particular brand of crisps is always on sale: it's made out of green potatoes.

Oh dear, this dress is really slutty.  I assure you, I am wearing panties.  So you all can just perceive it as a form of modified bikini.

Patsy Cline

Hi Erin!  How's it going, Honey?  How's business?  I hope America is appreciating how precious their Sports Princess is.  I love you!  What's for dinner?  I have a lot of tomatoes.  Tomatoes were going for super cheap yesterday at the supermarket.  So for the next few days it's going to be tomato everything.  When I was a kid, I didn't care so much for fresh tomatoes.  Now I can't get enough of them.  I'm thinking about singing a couple of Patsy Cline songs.  "Walkin' After Midnight" of course.  Do you have another song to suggest?

This is NOT Patsy Cline.

I like to collect plastic bags to reuse.  I have a drawer full of plastic bags, some of them might be years old.  I guess I'm overwhelmed with plastic bags right now.

It's the end of the world.  Agriculture is being abandoned in favor of Bitcoin, and nature is being choked by trash.  It does seem overwhelming.  The locals here haven't caught on to biodegradable bags yet, so there's still a lot of plastic out there.  Here we have people smuggling in trash, most likely because other people pay to get rid of it.  Sounds corrupt to me.  I try to generate as little trash as possible and with my new diet and budget, I seem to be doing that quite well.  Today was a good day.  This snapshot below shows 2 days of trash for me.

Qur'an 20190502

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

61.  Among them are men who molest the Prophet and say, "He is an ear."  Say, "He listens to what is best for you, he believes in Allah, has faith in the believers, and is a mercy to those of you who believe."  But those who molest the Prophet will have a grievous penalty.

62.  To you they swear by Allah in order to please you.  But it is more fitting that they should please Allah and God's messenger if they are believers.

63.  Know they not that for those who oppose Allah and God's messenger is the fire of hell, wherein they shall dwell.  That is the supreme disgrace.

64.  The hypocrites are afraid lest a chapter be sent down about them, showing them what is in their hearts.  Say, "Mock you!  But verily Allah will bring to light all that you fear."

65.  If you question them they declare, "We were only talking idly and in play."  Say, "Was it at Allah, and God's Signs, and God's messenger that you were mocking?"

(The Repentance 9:61-65)
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Happy Anniversary, Natty

Hi Natty!  How are you today, my beautiful Sweetheart?  I guess it's been a year since I officially proposed to you, and gave you a dowry.  I'm sorry it wasn't a ring, but that's coming inshaAllah.  I can't really count the years either, because I'm so slow at making money.  I have to take what Allah gives me, I pray that you understand.  I also can't count the time I found you at Models.com.  To me, we actually started with the photo below:

That's dangerous water, Natty!  Your bosses had better take sweet, loving care of you.  I sang you a song for today, I hope you like it.  Please wear headphones to hear the real trippy effect.  I love you Natty, and I will marry you inshaAllah.

Qur'an 20190501

In the name  of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

51.  Say, "Nothing will happen to us except what Allah has decreed for us: God is our Protector."  And in Allah let the believers put their trust.

52.  Say, "Can you expect for us other than one of two glorious things?  But we can expect for you either that Allah will send you punishment by God Self or by our hands.  So wait: we too will wait with you."

53.  Say, "Spend willingly or unwillingly.  Not from you will it be accepted, for you are indeed a people rebellious and wicked."

(The Repentance 9:51-53)
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Holiday

Hi there, my lovely Ladies!  How are you today?  How's it like to be so beautiful?  I wanna be pretty too!  I hope you are having tons of fun being you, and don't worry so much OK?  Things will turn out great for us inshaAllah.  I figured out the solution to the Mystery of the Missing Lunch.  Tomorrow is Labor Day here, so the locals took Monday and Tuesday off to celebrate Wednesday.  Which seems silly to me because the civil servants only have Wednesday off, but independent businesses take the day off whenever they feel like it.  For instance, this year's Eid al-Fitr is on a Wednesday, so the civil servants and the school kids will have 5 days off (Wednesday to Sunday) even though Eid al-Fitr is technically only one day.  But most locals celebrate 13 days of Eid al-Fitr, and if they own a business then they will be closed for 13 days.  I don't know why or who made up that tradition, I have to work every day, so it's all the same old day to me.  Does it all seem confusing to you?  People are insane!