Hi Natty!

How are you doing, my beautiful Sweetheart?  How is the life of a fabulous supermodel on the glorious tropical beach?  You must be having an exciting time.  Are you excited?  Are you?  Are you?  If you are excited, then I am excited too.  I hope you are having a great time, Natty.  I want you to know that I love you, and I will marry you inshaAllah.  Oh I've been trying to rest a little, and not try so hard.  Everybody else seems to be busy trying, I've been watching a lot of movies and TV.  Since I'm on a diet, I haven't been working too hard in the kitchen either.  Just the quick, easy and basic stuff.  But lunch was a bit more complex than I anticipated.  I made beef liver sandwiches.  Sounds lurid, but actually very tasty.  Alhamdulillah.  I bet even kids would like it.  What are you having for dinner?  Squid?

This is my "ghetto" look.  What do you think?  Do you like it?

Just another average day

Hi there, precious Ladies!  How are you feeling today?  How's business?  Now don't be afraid to express yourself OK?  Nobody's interested in those other girls- they want to know all about MY girl!  Let them know this- I love my girl!  She's MINE.

Oh, it's another average day for me.  I woke up rather early, so I watched some TV.  I've been studying all about Disney theme parks lately.  No I do NOT approve of building a theme park here, not even a world class one.  The people here should just do the best they can with resources that are already available.  NO LOANS.  It's Sunday, and I clean my mother's bedroom and toilet every Sunday.  I'm always too worn out to cook lunch, so I usually buy lunch on Sundays.  I always need to nap before voice training because I can easily sing myself to sleep, and I need to be singing not sleeping.  Which is another reason why I avoid active mornings.  Please schedule your activity until after I finish singing, OK?  I did manage to do some yard work.  Dinner wasn't anything unusual, especially now I'm dieting.  Just the glutenous rice, salt fish and fresh tomatoes routine.

Earthquake!

Hi Natty!  How are you today, my beautiful Princess?  Are you having an exciting time?  They lifted the tsunami warning for the earthquake at Sulawesi.  I suppose any rogue wave headed your way would have been blocked by the island itself.  So you can head back to the beach in your sexy leotard!  Or if you want to be modest, you can wear a kaftan to go swimming.  Lots of stuff going on while you are there, huh?  You are my Princess, and I love you.

My Mom used to have a live-in maid from Sulawesi.  She would enjoy the evenings watching the singing competitions, like American Idol.  Or Indonesian Idol.  She has long ago gone back to Sulawesi, so I'm the one who clean my mother's toilet now.  I'm not very good at house cleaning, never have been, never will be, but I'm cheap and I won't refuse to do it.

The Doctor

Wow Erin, that sure looks like fun.  It looks like it would provide much pleasure and relief for one's lower back too.  Provided of course, you don't pop it the wrong way.  Since I have to massage myself, I usually rub my lower back against the wall, with a bamboo drumstick to help focus the pressure.  I would probably spend a long time on those dangley rope things.  I would need my device, though.  Watch TV.  I took Floofy to the vet after voice training today.  She had just come out of heat, but this time when she was in heat she behaved differently.  More emotional, if I could describe it.  The bottom line is that she frightened me.  Floofy, if you frighten me like that, I'm going to take you to the vet!  We BOTH hate going to the vet!  But the vet said she was fine.  Too much poop, if anything.  Needs stool softener.  I'm a firm believer in self-medication as much as possible.  With knowledge, self-medication is possible.  Experience makes it more efficient.  Not only does it save on huge doctor bills, it minimizes the chances of quackery and assassination.  But when it comes to my wife, we're going to have to go to the doctor.  Global politics.  That will be an ongoing task for us when we are married inshaAllah, is to find a doctor YOU like.

Hi Natty!  How's life in tropical paradise?  Breaking hearts with your beauty as usual?  Oooh you better watch that!  Don't underestimate the power of a beautiful woman.  Especially when she's half-naked on the beach (or half-naked period).  Have tons of fun OK?