Friday, February 22, 2019

Cats

Hi Natty!  How are you doing today, you beautiful creature?  Are you excited?  I hope you are having a wonderful time, my beloved darling.  Now don't you worry about a thing, I'm not going to abandon you inshaAllah.  My cats tell me all I need to know about you and Erin.  So please work together in this very strange Rock and Roll business.  This is a spiritual arena, and it can only get weirder.

Poor little Choupette!  The all-white cat is the cat of death.  I watched the Chanel spring-summer 2019 Haute Couture show just now.  Karl wasn't there, it was the first time he ever missed work.  This is his last collection.  The music is so sad, all the clothes are so beautiful, it made me weep.  I was so sad!  😭













Thursday, February 21, 2019

The Masked Singer

Hello Ladies!  I pray that you both find this generic greeting acceptable, because I'm sure you would agree that we need to hide our names more.  To me you are both the same, it's simply a matter of whose turn it is.  I'm sure the occasion will arise that I will have to address someone individually.  I beg you to accept this marriage as it is, and not try to dominate one over the other.  As for your song, I wrote "May" too high for me to sing live late in the set.  If the computer brings it up in the first 40 minutes, then I will sing it.  Then it would be time for "Yearning" to take its turn.  Please forgive me for my flaws.

"The Masked Singer" is a great show, but it's wasteful to have both the singers and the judges be celebrities.  They're going to run out of celebrities, (if not already.  Nobody is a celebrity anymore!  Everybody is just "some guy on YouTube"!)  They should have the singers be celebrities, and the judges be contestants, like on "Jeopardy".  Whoever has the best guessing record will be the champion, and win a prize!












Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Qur'an 20190221

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

109.  They swear their strongest oaths by Allah, that if a Sign came to them, by it they would believe.  Say, "Certainly Signs are in the power of Allah.  But what will make you realize that if Signs came, they would not believe?"

110.  We shall turn to their hearts and their eyes, even as they refused to believe in this in the first instance, We shall leave them in their trespasses to wander in distraction.

(The Cattle 6:109-110)
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The Lagerfeld Connection

The news of Karl Lagerfeld's passing away is certainly very sad.  I have always admired the man and his work, especially in making Chanel be and remain so Chanel.  Even though I knew we would never meet, I have always wondered what his opinion of me was.  Which is a rare desire for me, since I normally ignore other people's opinions of me.  Any connection between me and Karl Lagerfeld is and always has been third party.  It began somewhere around 2002, during a most embarrassing and humiliating period in my life, so much that I won't discuss it here.  It's a good thing www.mysteryrockband.com has no record nor archive!  I was a bigger freak show then than I am now.  I guess I amused him somewhat.  Since that period is over, I thought he had lost interest in me.  If what I did were to be any sort of trend then he would have taken notice, as was his life and work.  But then maybe he did notice.  Whatever the case, I will probably never know now what he thought about the "voices of the dead" that Allah gave me.  From Allah is our origin and to Allah is our return.












Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Chicken nuggets and fries

Hi Natty!  How are you today, my precious beauty?  Are you having tons of fun being a supermodel?  Well you better be, because you're gorgeous and I love you so much.  I guess you are still not ready to be the wife of an international rock star.  Well, apparently there's no hurry.  Even with money inshaAllah, there's still the issue of building houses, and getting it all done efficiently and properly.  But who knows, maybe it all will happen in a flash and we will sit and wonder, "How did we get here?"  God can do anything.

Otherwise, it's another average day.  I couldn't get to the mosque early because of the rain, so that's why I'm blogging now.  It sounds like the rain has died down, so perhaps I'll leave after I post this letter.  The menu has been quite bland today, after yesterday's culinary fiasco.  I'm quite disheartened that I can't experiment with food much more, I used to have quite an iron stomach.  How's your tummy?  So dinner was chicken nuggets with fries, straight up, not even with ketchup.  Just salt and pepper.  But it was a huge helping, so there's enough for all of us.  Want some?











Monday, February 18, 2019

Hot dogs

Hi Natty!  How are you today, my love?  Are you having tons of fun being a supermodel?  I hope you are.  Please keep yourself safe, and please pray OK?  Oh, it's a trying day for me.  It didn't start out so bad.  It's just when lunch came about, I decided I wanted to try out one of the plants growing in my yard.  Called a "munggai" locally (English translation being Horseradish Tree, Drumstick Tree, West Indian band), the locals devour the stuff usually in a curry.  I've never had the stuff and since it's fruiting like mad in my yard, I wanted to see what it was like, simply boiled in salt water.  It made me sick.  Almost ruined my voice training session.  This frustrates me, because most of the stuff growing here, in which I put in so much labor, I can't eat.  Others get to eat it.
Maybe I prepared it wrong, I don't know.  Since I'm getting old, I will probably never eat it again and stick to familiar foods.

No, I didn't have any hot dogs today either.  I did buy some fish sausage for dinner, which kind of looks like a hot dog.  If you are eating hot dogs, then you are just plain everyday folk or you are just plain broke.  If you're not used to being broke, be patient before you backtrack and start asking for favors.  People generally don't like people who are broke.  Perhaps you have an international rock star who loves you.  If that's the case, then show the world how beautiful you are and that an international rock star loves you.  InshaAllah that would provide you with extra influence when you backtrack and ask for favors.