Saturday, December 13, 2014

Letter to Julia 20141213

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hi there, my most beautiful Julia and Erin.  You are the most beautiful girls in the world.  You are my wives, inshaAllah.  How are you feeling right now?  I pray you are feeling great, and having a great time.  Please maintain your prayers and be good girls.  I want you to know that I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

For dinner I had 2 pizzas.  Well you weren't here, so I ate both.  Well, I was hungry.  Don't worry, they were only 8" pizzas.  I made home made halal beef sausage and basil pizzas again.  Oh my God, that home made halal beef sausage is SO good.  Ya Allah, thank You for bounty and the knowledge You have given me.  After the last time I made my home made halal beef sausage, I couldn't find ground beef anywhere.  Not even beef burgers.  So I had to make my own minced beef.  I bought about a kilo of imported beef, from was from India I think, which is cheaper than local beef, and minced that up in my spice grinder.  I asked the butcher to give me the fatty parts, but there was a bit of gristle in there.  But otherwise my mincing the beef in the spice grinder worked, and I was able to make the sausage.  Totally awesome for pizza.  You must try some.  Now if only I can find halal sausage casing so I can make links.  Incidentally, after I minced my own beef, ground beef was suddenly everywhere again.  Coincidence?  Nah.  Annoying.

Qur'an 20141213

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

23.  But if any reject faith, let not his rejection grieve you.  To Us is their return, and We shall tell them the truth of their deeds, for Allah knows well all that is in hearts.

24.  We grant them their pleasure for a little while.  In the end shall We drive them to a chastisement unrelenting.

25.  If you ask them Who it is that created the heavens and the earth, they will certainly say, "Allah."  Say, "Praise be to Allah."  But most of them understand not.

Luqman  31:23-25
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Praise be to Allah.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Letter to Julia 20141210

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello again, my dearest beautiful Julia.  I feel that you are busy, with more business than ever.  Do your best my gorgeous sweetheart, and make lots of money for yourself.  I want you to be super successful, and I want you to know that you are loved, and I am here and faithful, I love you and I will marry you inshaAllah.  I need you.  Thank you for your love.

And you, sweet and kind hearted Erin, you are truly as beautiful as your beautiful heart.  Please don't be sad, I want you to know that your goodness is appreciated, what a beautiful and wonderful girl you are.  I want you to know that I love you, and I will marry you inshaAllah.  You are loved, you are loved.  I love you and I need you.  Thank you for your love.

It's December already, huh?  It could be you are already feeling lonely, it's cold, but you're a grown up now living your own life, and the month can be long and hectic.  Please don't be lonely, for loneliness doesn't know its day, so it will disturb you the same way some other day if you let it.  Please don't be lonely, because I love you, I wish I were there with you to keep you company, and help protect you, and brush your hair.  You must understand the contradiction of being a professional girl in the public eye and wanting to be in the company of loved ones all the time.  But even normal people have a tough time with quality time, because life isn't supposed to be easy.  So it's the same all over, for even we are normal, as we seek to be happy together and make a happy family.  I love you, and I want to give you the best and happiest life and afterlife.  So please be patient, and pray, for every day is a holiday, so don't let nostalgia kill you, for we are family.  You are living your own life now, in a reality blessed by God inshaAllah.  Mrs. Global.

Ya Allah, thank you for Julia and Erin.  They are the most beautiful women in the world to me, and I love them dearly.  Please protect them, and strengthen their hearts and their faith.

Monday, December 8, 2014

Letter to Julia 20141208

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Hello, my beautiful Julia.  How are you feeling today, my beloved?  I pray that things are fun and easy for you.  I want you to know that I love you dearly, and I need you.  And you too, my beautiful Erin.  I love you, and I need you.  You are my wives inshaAllah.

Tonight is movie night on Shadowplay TV!  No, it's not a sports movie, it's an action movie.  Packed with constant, heart-stopping action.  It's been a long while since I found a good current movie.  Maybe it's bad advertising or lack of production talent, but I found this one while browsing for video games.  It was made by a kid just out of high school.  well, he didn't program the game.  It's Tomb Raider 2013, starring Lara Croft, the deadly girl with ridiculously powerful hands.  You can tell it's a video game because:

1.  She never runs out of ammo.
2.  She finds weapons conveniently lying around.
3.  She doesn't lose any of her weapons even when she's captured and tied up.
4.  That skimpy top of hers never falls to pieces despite all that sliding and grinding around.

But it's an surprisingly awesome movie.  Pagan gods are the creation of humans like the pagan god in this game was programmed by humans.  The only real God is Allah, High above all.  Allah is God, and God is the Reality.


Saturday, December 6, 2014

Letter to Julia 20141206


In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

After my voice training today, I fed the fish and the cats as I usually do.  Floofy, Chee Cheah, and Simper spend most of their time outdoors, so after taking care of the kitten tornado, I went outside to feed the adults.  I could hear a storm coming, so I went to check it out.  Over my house was a black cloud but of dragonflies, millions of them, hovering over my house.  Then immediately the storm started pelting down.  No One puts on a show like Allah.  Glory to Allah.

I gave my kittens their first official snack today.  My Dad gave me half a fried red snapper head.  I picked out the meat and gave the rest to the kittens.  They didn't know what it was at first, but ---- was the first to dig in.  The others followed suit, growling and punching at each other.  ---- was the only one who didn't take the snarlfest seriously, and lay back in the distance just watching.  I had to pick her up and put her in front of the fish head to get her started.  So my kittens are old enough to dismantle a fish head.  Soon the boys will become sexually mature, and they will have to spend most of their time outside.  It's a shame to put Batty outside because he's so fluffy.  But I don't want him to pee on my laundry.

Erin sweetie, I saw your HSN video.  The audio was awfully tinny, I had a hard time understanding it.  But I got the gist of it.  Your Dad sounded absolutely thrilled on the phone.  I guess he's happy you don't have to be naked to earn a living, and I'm glad too.  I want to remind you and Julia to use Internet video as often as possible to interact with me.  And don't confine yourself to one product, OK?  Make some connections in the halal food business.

You are my wives, inshaAllah.  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Letter to Julia 20141204

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

YOOOOOOLIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Hello there my beloved Julia and Erin.  How are you feeling today, my beloved wives?  I pray that you are feeling great, and having an awesome time.  Time, time.  My time seems to be my own nowadays alhamdulillah, but my mind is corrupted by not having much money, so I bide time and supplies until I receive the next supply of money.  Gah, I hate the material world.  But my dreams were great last night despite the usual downside of having too much fame.  Am I to tell you here about my dreams?  Nah.  I'll tell you when I can whisper into and kiss your ear, and you can tell the crowd what I said after I'm dead.   But I would rather they didn't know as they didn't care before.  Let them fear and worship Allah.

Hey, this Kalles Fraktaler burning ship video doesn't seem right.  I don't know the exact math, but it doesn't seem logical that the -y is rounded instead of tapered.  At lease in comparison with other burning ship videos.  Oh, well.  I've started interest in video gameplay.  In spite having my time to myself, I can't indulge in too much video gaming, not as much as I used to.  I don't have the patience anymore, and I can't ruin my hands, so I just enjoy watching other people kick ass.  Say, Bayonetta looks kind of like me.  Well, actually no.  I'm not pretty, and I'm built like a chimpanzee.  Wah!  I wanna be pretty too!  Anyway, the story is a "good vs evil" where good is pagan as human, and evil is pagan as divine.  Human is expressed as superior in this story because humans "make their own future".  Yeah, humans can make their own future- if it be the Will of Allah.  If you're going to play spiritual games, then make sure you know Who is the Boss.

Erin, I saw your children's hospital video.  I must say that you are so very beautiful, and you have a beautiful heart to match.  Julia and Erin, you are my wives inshaAllah.  Please maintain your prayers.  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

Qur'an 20141204

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

41.  Mischief has appeared on land and sea because of that the hands of humans have earned.  That may give them a taste of some of their deeds, in order that they may turn back.

42.  Say, "Travel through the earth and see what was the end of those before, most of them worshipped others besides God."

The Romans 30:41-42
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Travel through the earth and see what was the end of those before, most of them worshipped others besides God.