In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello there, my beautiful young soulmates! How are the most beautiful girls in the world? Yes, you are more desirable than any other girl, because you're MY girls! Please remember my dearest wives, the goal of our marriage is to stay put, and raise a family. Perhaps Allah will grant us happiness in this life as well as the hereafter, so please pray. Anyway, please expect the mundane, as opposed to the modeling business routine that has been your lives so far. Well, it's not as mundane as most people apparently. We will be living in the public eye. InshaAllah, I will distract them away from you, so please make sure you both stick very close to me. Then there's the supernatural. Today for example, was major spiritual drama. Weather distortion, and human drama to match. It's like a "mongoose versus cobra" battle going on behind my back. But we will work and pray for happiness, safety, and stability for us and our family. If Allah wills, this humble kampung could be made the center of the planet. I need to remind you, that I live in the supernatural as much as the material. I have no choice but to live a genuine spiritual path, and so will my you when you marry me, inshaAllah. And the glory goes to Allah.
Friday, October 18, 2013
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Letter to Julia 20131017
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi there, my darling Julia. Are you feeling well today, my dearest heart? You are my princess, and I love you so much. I'm a little off-sync today, I overslept for my afternoon nap, and I forgot how to cook. Small and silly problems. Senile, perhaps. I feel a little bit embarrassed, but my gut feels worse than my ego, because I had to finish that slop that I made so it wouldn't go to waste. Do you want to do the cooking today? I'll be your sous chef. I'll peel the onions and potatoes. I'll even eat a salad today. Urgh. I just wanna sit on the couch and snuggle with you. You look delicious. How about some fresh fruit? I would like some apples and Chinese pears. Or perhaps some canned lychees, or lychee flavored nata de coco, swimming in ice. Come here, sweetie. Let me brush your hair. I love beautiful, blond hair. I love you, Julia.
I haven't forgotten you Erin, my dearest heart. I can never forget you, or Julia. You know Erin, there is no such thing as "the perfect feeling" here in this life. Sometimes Allah allows me a glimpse of pure happiness, but otherwise "the perfect feeling" is a reward of the hereafter, when God rewards the righteous, and wipes out any lurking sense of injury in their hearts. In this life, the best feeling is patience, and the control of emotions. It never feels good to let your anger or depression spiral out of control, there is no satisfaction there, nor is there any neutralizing drug. "I can't help it, it's just the way I feel," is the worst excuse in the world. Julia has a more professional temperament than you and me, but patience is the best feeling we can get, until the next glimpse of happiness. The good news is that you can pour your love out to God, and in the next life God will reward your love tenfold. And for right now, you can pour your love out to me, and I will return it to you, and do my best to protect you and Julia, and to give you a good married life. InshaAllah. I'm not perfect like God, but I promise you that I will try my best. Come to my arms Erin my love, and let me love you.
Hi there, my darling Julia. Are you feeling well today, my dearest heart? You are my princess, and I love you so much. I'm a little off-sync today, I overslept for my afternoon nap, and I forgot how to cook. Small and silly problems. Senile, perhaps. I feel a little bit embarrassed, but my gut feels worse than my ego, because I had to finish that slop that I made so it wouldn't go to waste. Do you want to do the cooking today? I'll be your sous chef. I'll peel the onions and potatoes. I'll even eat a salad today. Urgh. I just wanna sit on the couch and snuggle with you. You look delicious. How about some fresh fruit? I would like some apples and Chinese pears. Or perhaps some canned lychees, or lychee flavored nata de coco, swimming in ice. Come here, sweetie. Let me brush your hair. I love beautiful, blond hair. I love you, Julia.
I haven't forgotten you Erin, my dearest heart. I can never forget you, or Julia. You know Erin, there is no such thing as "the perfect feeling" here in this life. Sometimes Allah allows me a glimpse of pure happiness, but otherwise "the perfect feeling" is a reward of the hereafter, when God rewards the righteous, and wipes out any lurking sense of injury in their hearts. In this life, the best feeling is patience, and the control of emotions. It never feels good to let your anger or depression spiral out of control, there is no satisfaction there, nor is there any neutralizing drug. "I can't help it, it's just the way I feel," is the worst excuse in the world. Julia has a more professional temperament than you and me, but patience is the best feeling we can get, until the next glimpse of happiness. The good news is that you can pour your love out to God, and in the next life God will reward your love tenfold. And for right now, you can pour your love out to me, and I will return it to you, and do my best to protect you and Julia, and to give you a good married life. InshaAllah. I'm not perfect like God, but I promise you that I will try my best. Come to my arms Erin my love, and let me love you.
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Letter to Julia 20131016
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hey there, my Rock and Roll babes! And how are you feeling today? How are those EMOTIONS doing? I so much very care about your feelings, for I am your king of emotions. There now, come into my embrace, I will envelope and help protect you, inshaAllah. I love you with all my heart.
The Eid started off with a prayer, and some rain. I begged Allah for the wealth to be able to marry you and give you a good and secure married life, plus a place in heaven together. Actually, I beg Allah for that 5 times a day plus many a then some. You girls please maintain your prayers. Then I went next door to my parents' house and ate until I nearly got sick. There was grilled beef, beef curry, rice and glutinous rice, and plenty of hot sauce. Julia you know, and Erin did you know, that beef intestine is considered a delicacy here in Perlis? I actually do like it, although the thought might put some people off. My favorite beef is BBQ beef ribs. I remember all-you-can-eat beef ribs! I bet they don't have that anymore. Oh, I'm full. But now I want some BBQ beef ribs. And you.
Again, I need to remind you both not to go around asking questions about Islam, so that the answers if made plain to you, would make your life difficult. Just do the best you can with the situation that Allah has given you. If you ask questions about the Qur'an as it is being revealed to you, then Allah will forgive that. Guard your own souls. The goal of us all is to Allah, and God it is Who will show us the truth of everything we do.
Hey there, my Rock and Roll babes! And how are you feeling today? How are those EMOTIONS doing? I so much very care about your feelings, for I am your king of emotions. There now, come into my embrace, I will envelope and help protect you, inshaAllah. I love you with all my heart.
The Eid started off with a prayer, and some rain. I begged Allah for the wealth to be able to marry you and give you a good and secure married life, plus a place in heaven together. Actually, I beg Allah for that 5 times a day plus many a then some. You girls please maintain your prayers. Then I went next door to my parents' house and ate until I nearly got sick. There was grilled beef, beef curry, rice and glutinous rice, and plenty of hot sauce. Julia you know, and Erin did you know, that beef intestine is considered a delicacy here in Perlis? I actually do like it, although the thought might put some people off. My favorite beef is BBQ beef ribs. I remember all-you-can-eat beef ribs! I bet they don't have that anymore. Oh, I'm full. But now I want some BBQ beef ribs. And you.
Again, I need to remind you both not to go around asking questions about Islam, so that the answers if made plain to you, would make your life difficult. Just do the best you can with the situation that Allah has given you. If you ask questions about the Qur'an as it is being revealed to you, then Allah will forgive that. Guard your own souls. The goal of us all is to Allah, and God it is Who will show us the truth of everything we do.
Qur'an 20131015
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
100. Say, "Not equal are things that are bad and things that are good, even though the abundance of the bad may dazzle you. So fear Allah, o you that understand, that you may prosper."
The Repast 5:100
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100. Say, "Not equal are things that are bad and things that are good, even though the abundance of the bad may dazzle you. So fear Allah, o you that understand, that you may prosper."
The Repast 5:100
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Sunday, October 13, 2013
Letter to Julia 20131014
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello there, my beloved beautiful young soulmates. How are you both feeling today? How are those emotions? I love you with all my heart. I want to marry you, and take good, wonderful care of you, inshaAllah. Julia first, so you both please be patient and pray. And while I am unable as yet to take good care of you, please take good care of yourselves. Please eat properly of the good and delicious things that God has provided for you, so that you stay fit and healthy, inshaAllah.
I'm fasting today. Why? Because it's fun! Wheeeeee!! Tomorrow is the Eid. I'm sure Julia knows what's going on, but for Erin's benefit, if she doesn't already know, there are 2 major days of celebration in Islam. The first is the Eid al-Fitr, the celebration of the completion of the 30 days of Ramadan and fasting, and Eid al-Adha, the celebration of the completion of the Hajj pilgrimage ritual. It's sort of like having like 2 Christmases. Tomorrow is Eid al-Adha. I don't really celebrate holidays, probably because I have to work everyday. What I wish for is for you to be here with me. Then everyday will truly be a celebration for me, inshaAllah.
I'm re-programming Shadowplay TV right now. I'm adding a whole bunch of hair and makeup tutorials, and episodes of "This Old House". InshaAllah in the future, there will be hired help to do house cleaning and gardening, and I will have plenty of time for my new hobby: hair and makeup! My dream is to keep you both looking glamorous, elegant, and distinguished, and keep a photo journal of how gracefully you age, from marriage to the day I die, inshaAllah. OK! So, who's my first volunteer?
Hello there, my beloved beautiful young soulmates. How are you both feeling today? How are those emotions? I love you with all my heart. I want to marry you, and take good, wonderful care of you, inshaAllah. Julia first, so you both please be patient and pray. And while I am unable as yet to take good care of you, please take good care of yourselves. Please eat properly of the good and delicious things that God has provided for you, so that you stay fit and healthy, inshaAllah.
I'm fasting today. Why? Because it's fun! Wheeeeee!! Tomorrow is the Eid. I'm sure Julia knows what's going on, but for Erin's benefit, if she doesn't already know, there are 2 major days of celebration in Islam. The first is the Eid al-Fitr, the celebration of the completion of the 30 days of Ramadan and fasting, and Eid al-Adha, the celebration of the completion of the Hajj pilgrimage ritual. It's sort of like having like 2 Christmases. Tomorrow is Eid al-Adha. I don't really celebrate holidays, probably because I have to work everyday. What I wish for is for you to be here with me. Then everyday will truly be a celebration for me, inshaAllah.
I'm re-programming Shadowplay TV right now. I'm adding a whole bunch of hair and makeup tutorials, and episodes of "This Old House". InshaAllah in the future, there will be hired help to do house cleaning and gardening, and I will have plenty of time for my new hobby: hair and makeup! My dream is to keep you both looking glamorous, elegant, and distinguished, and keep a photo journal of how gracefully you age, from marriage to the day I die, inshaAllah. OK! So, who's my first volunteer?
Friday, October 11, 2013
Letter to Julia 20131012
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hi there, beautiful girl! Julia, you are so gorgeous, I could spend hours at a time just kissing you. I love you so much! Sometime in the future inshaAllah, let's take a couple days off to go to the beach at Langkawi. My Dad says that we can put a car on the boat nowadays, and take it to the island and drive around. Let's book a night at a nice hotel, then look around for a nice stretch of sand, and have a picnic. Aw, you wanna go swimming? Well, Langkawi is geared for westerners, but you Mrs. Global can't just wear your skimpy bikini anymore: you're just going to have to create or endorse some kind of Islamic swimwear. I mean, I would love to see you in your skimpy bikini, but it's all those other people that can't. Damned Public Eye. I suppose I could follow you around and hide you from the telescopic lenses with a giant towel, but I'm not a strong swimmer. Bad feet. I'm going to need a submersible. But what if you go surfing? It's been about 30 years since I've been to Langkawi, but from what I remember, I loved it. Tropical paradise. I hope they kept it clean. I think you're going to love it too. Don't forget the sunblock.
Hi there, beautiful girl! Of course you're coming with us, Erin. InshaAllah. Come here precious thing, let me hug and caress you, you ravishing little sweetheart. Mwah! Oh, I'm going to have to hold you down, huh? I want to talk to you about learning how to hide your beauty. I told Julia this before, and I'm telling you now, that the crowd is not your friend. The crowd wants to run you into the ground as quickly and miserably as possible. Don't let them! I know you are contracted to work, but you don't have to work 24/7, right? You don't have to wear only lingerie when you're off duty, right? So don't wear sexy clothes when you're not being paid to do so. Save your light. Don't be like a cell phone with the screen that's on all the time: the battery's going to die. Hide your beauty. Hide, little fish, hide. You're so beautiful, I love you, and I want to protect you. How about a nice sweater and a loose pair of jeans with tall boots? From now on whenever you look into the mirror, look for the shine in your eyes. You know, like cat's eyes. Please pray.
Hi there, beautiful girl! Julia, you are so gorgeous, I could spend hours at a time just kissing you. I love you so much! Sometime in the future inshaAllah, let's take a couple days off to go to the beach at Langkawi. My Dad says that we can put a car on the boat nowadays, and take it to the island and drive around. Let's book a night at a nice hotel, then look around for a nice stretch of sand, and have a picnic. Aw, you wanna go swimming? Well, Langkawi is geared for westerners, but you Mrs. Global can't just wear your skimpy bikini anymore: you're just going to have to create or endorse some kind of Islamic swimwear. I mean, I would love to see you in your skimpy bikini, but it's all those other people that can't. Damned Public Eye. I suppose I could follow you around and hide you from the telescopic lenses with a giant towel, but I'm not a strong swimmer. Bad feet. I'm going to need a submersible. But what if you go surfing? It's been about 30 years since I've been to Langkawi, but from what I remember, I loved it. Tropical paradise. I hope they kept it clean. I think you're going to love it too. Don't forget the sunblock.
Hi there, beautiful girl! Of course you're coming with us, Erin. InshaAllah. Come here precious thing, let me hug and caress you, you ravishing little sweetheart. Mwah! Oh, I'm going to have to hold you down, huh? I want to talk to you about learning how to hide your beauty. I told Julia this before, and I'm telling you now, that the crowd is not your friend. The crowd wants to run you into the ground as quickly and miserably as possible. Don't let them! I know you are contracted to work, but you don't have to work 24/7, right? You don't have to wear only lingerie when you're off duty, right? So don't wear sexy clothes when you're not being paid to do so. Save your light. Don't be like a cell phone with the screen that's on all the time: the battery's going to die. Hide your beauty. Hide, little fish, hide. You're so beautiful, I love you, and I want to protect you. How about a nice sweater and a loose pair of jeans with tall boots? From now on whenever you look into the mirror, look for the shine in your eyes. You know, like cat's eyes. Please pray.
Qur'an 20131012
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
74. Why turn they not to Allah, and seek God's forgiveness? For Allah is Oft-Forgiving, most Merciful.
75. Christ, the son of Mary, was no more than a messenger. Many were the messengers that passed away before him. His mother was a woman of truth. They both had to eat their food. See how Allah does make God's Signs clear to them. Yet see in what ways they are deluded away from the truth!
76. Say, "Will you worship, besides Allah, something which has no power either to harm or benefit you? But Allah: God it is that Hears and Knows all things."
77. Say, "O people of the Book! Exceed not in your religion the bounds trespassing beyond the truth, nor follow the vain desires of people who went wrong in times gone by, who misled many, and strayed from the Even Way."
The Repast 5:74-77
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Will you worship, besides Allah, something which has no power either to harm or benefit you? But Allah: God it is that Hears and Knows all things.
O people of the Book! Exceed not in your religion the bounds trespassing beyond the truth, nor follow the vain desires of people who went wrong in times gone by, who misled many, and strayed from the Even Way.
74. Why turn they not to Allah, and seek God's forgiveness? For Allah is Oft-Forgiving, most Merciful.
75. Christ, the son of Mary, was no more than a messenger. Many were the messengers that passed away before him. His mother was a woman of truth. They both had to eat their food. See how Allah does make God's Signs clear to them. Yet see in what ways they are deluded away from the truth!
76. Say, "Will you worship, besides Allah, something which has no power either to harm or benefit you? But Allah: God it is that Hears and Knows all things."
77. Say, "O people of the Book! Exceed not in your religion the bounds trespassing beyond the truth, nor follow the vain desires of people who went wrong in times gone by, who misled many, and strayed from the Even Way."
The Repast 5:74-77
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Will you worship, besides Allah, something which has no power either to harm or benefit you? But Allah: God it is that Hears and Knows all things.
O people of the Book! Exceed not in your religion the bounds trespassing beyond the truth, nor follow the vain desires of people who went wrong in times gone by, who misled many, and strayed from the Even Way.
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