Sunday, June 17, 2012

Letter to Julia 20120618

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

**It's still the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV**

Julia!!  I TOLD you I couldn't draw!  So please don't get mad at me.  I haven't even started  on the house plans yet.  Well' I have, sort of: I've been staring at a blank square for the past week.  Those home design programs I bought were worthless: software out here in the Orient is not the same as that out  west.  Even if you were to dig through the bargain bin at Staples for a 10 year old program, it would be more reliable than anything you would get out here.  Plus, I can't draw.  But I think I've found a program I'm comfortable with...

Friday, June 15, 2012

Letter to Julia 20120616

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

**It's still the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV**

Hi there, my beautiful young angel princess Julia.  How are you feeling?  I suppose you could call it insanity to watch nothing but the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show over and over again, but as long as I get to see my sweetie, then I have no problem with it.  I'm crazy about my Julia!  Besides, YOU are the one who participates in it, so I guess that makes us compatible or something.  Um, yeah!

What IS perceived as insane is that I am trying to build a rock and roll business out here in the Perlis backwoods, but Allah inspires me to stand my ground here.  InsyaAllah.  Just call "The man who can't be moved".  Allah can make anything happen!  At the very least, Allah has made it nearly impossible for others to "jack my style" or "copy my swagger", or even my "digital spit".  No!  Please don't play anymore Black Eyed Peas!  Play something out of "Ghost in the Machine" instead.  Do you remember the basics of the supernatural?  There is not one, but two dominant species on earth: the humans and the jinns.  There is no relation between God and the jinns: the jinns are banished to earth like the humans, until Judgement Day.  Those who worship the jinns are in error.

The 3 messengers said to the people of the city, "Truly we have been sent on a mission to you."  The people accused them of being mere humans, and liars at that.  The people said they saw an evil omen in the messengers, and threatened to punish them.  THe messengers said, "Your evil omens are with yourselves, if you are admonished?  No, you are a people transgressing all bounds!"  Then there came running from the farthest part of the city a man, saying, "O my people, obey the messengers.  Obey those who ask no reward of you, and have received guidance."

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Letter to Julia 20120614

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

**It's still the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV**

Have you ever noticed if you were to buy a diamond ring, say a simple one carat diamond in a classic 6-prong setting, that everything is firmly set in place, and is as hard as metal and diamond can be?  Then ponder upon 5 million dollars worth of smaller diamonds sewn into a bra, shouldn't the bra be as hard as metal in order to firmly hold all those rocks, which happen to be very, very close to each other?  For if pressure were to be applied to a bra the way a bosom can, wouldn't it stretch the material of the bra, and pop those diamonds out as if one were to pop overripe pimples?  Say if an excited girl, intoxicated with having to walk the runway with 5 million dollars worth of diamonds caressing her boobies, starts screaming and throwing her hands in the air, puts sufficient pressure on the bra to pop a diamond out of its setting, and puts the eye out of some unfortunate wardrobe attendant?  In that case, the stone would probably be found.  But a small diamond would most likely be lost within the glittering dust on the runway.  The same uncertainty principle would apply if the bra were made of titanium: never underestimate the power of the bosom.  Which would explain why the Fantasy Bra has been going down in value, and the stones not so densely packed together.  Meanwhile, the next Fantasy Bra falls to ground with a loud CLANG!!!!

Remember that you cannot admonish most people, as they are stuck in their ways like mules propped up for ploughing.  But there are some who fear God in secret, and for these people God has promised them a great reward.

Once upon a time, there was a great city.  God sent 2 messengers to the people of the city to warn them, but they were rejected.  Then God strengthened them with a third...

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Letter to Julia 20120613

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

**It's still the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV**

Hi there, my beautiful young princess Julia.  How are you feeling today?  Have you figured out what this "fame" thing is yet, as it pertains to you?  It's basically the situation backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, but it's 24/7 and not so hectic (sometimes),  and they follow you everywhere.  Kind of like Shadowplay TV!  But please don't blame me for it, I'm in the same boat as you, except I've been tolerating mass media for 20 years more than you.  I am here to give you your own family, and some love, happiness and security.  InsyaAllah.  You are in this situation because Allah gave you great beauty, and I am in this situation because Allah gave me a little music.  That also makes our situation a spiritual one, so please trust in Allah and do not despair, for the loop is a very deep and complex one, and does not end with death.  But in the next life, Allah grants the righteous escape from the hellish loop, into something much easier and blissful, with none of that raging emotion and dissatisfaction of this world today.  Wouldn't that be nice?

Today, I confirm again that I love you, and I want to marry you.  So please excuse me now as I am thirsty, and I need to drink some water.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Letter to Julia 20120611

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

**It's still the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV**

Hi there, my young lady Julia.  How are you feeling today?  I pray you are feeling secure and confident.  Please know that you are my girl, and that I love you.  I am having the darndest time getting this home design software started.  The computer is making me use only advanced or irrelevant programs so far, and it's bad enough that I can't draw.  I pray you a working on a design, because I'm getting a sinking feeling that I won't be able to come up with a plan that you like.  But hey, only you would really know what your dream house is like, right?  Because to me, that is what matters: I would probably fall asleep on the floor in front of the computer most of the time, whatever room that may be.

Qur'an 20120611

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

39.  God it is that has made you inheritors in the earth.  If then, any do reject, their rejection is against themselves.  Their rejection but adds to the odium for the unbelievers in the sight of their Lord.  Their rejection but adds to undoing.

40.  Say, "Have you seen 'partners' of yours whom you call besides Allah?  Show me what it is they have created in the earth.  Or have they a share in the heavens?  Or has God given them a Book from which they refer?  No!  The wrongdoers promise each other nothing but delusions."

The Originator of Creation  35:39-40
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Have you seen 'partners' of yours whom you call besides Allah?  Show me what it is they have created in the earth.  Or have they a share in the heavens?  Or has God given them a Book from which they refer?  No!  The wrongdoers promise each other nothing but delusions.

Friday, June 8, 2012

Letter to Julia 20120609

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

**It's still the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show marathon on Shadowplay TV**

Hello again, my beautiful young princess Julia.  How are you feeling?  It certainly is hard on the nerves, being the center of attention.  Yet so many people crave fame.  You are not like other women, because of your great beauty, your connection with me, and your Islam.  InsyaAllah, once we are together, you can hide behind me, and I will absorb all those flashing lights and all those bug-eyed stares for you.  You are my girl, and I am very protective of you.  You must be patient, and pray.  Pray that Allah brings us together soon, in security and happiness.  You must be patient, because patience overcomes despair.  It is the purpose of your enemies to put you in despair: they will try to intoxicate you, scrutinize you in order to amplify your despair.  Don't let them.  Be patient, and pray.  Your patience is from Allah.  We need Allah.  Allah can save us, and make the actions of evil into their despair.  And when we are together insyaAllah, I will distract them from you.  Meanwhile, if you are not working, don't seek them out.  Just hide in your home.  When you are alone and lonely, read a little bit of the Qur'an out loud.  Just a little bit: whether it be a random page or in sequence doesn't matter.  Then compare it with what happens to you that day.

Ah, your home.  I pray that Allah gives me the means to build a house for you soon.  In the meantime, I'm working on a plan, and I hope you are thinking about your house too.  I forgot to mention that the north and south sides of the house are longer than the east and west sides.  The front door should be on the north.

Please be patient Julia, and take good, loving care of yourself, because I love you.