Saturday, August 8, 2026

The Possum Queen of Tennessee

 
I nominate Grace Bowers for Possum Queen of Tennessee!  Make sure you claim your weight in possums, Grace.  You and Granny have similar personalities.  You're definitely the same size.  But Granny is fearless, and she knows how to cook.  Possum.


The expensive dress goes well with the possum, don't you agree?  You can tell Mary had a tough time singing.  Good thing it's just a photo shoot.

Friday, August 7, 2026

Better than smoke

 
Mary doesn't smoke or drink, folks.  There's a frog in her chest that won't move out.

Here's the latest single from Grace Bowers.  Isn't she beautiful!  She sounds so major label.  Don't sign, Grace!


The red carpet at the Audrey Hepburn tribute.

Thursday, August 6, 2026

Bass

 
Where does all that bass come from?  Too bad her English is poor, but that can change with practice.

Moon River!
What an amazing job the stylist did.  She totally looks like Audrey!

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

11.  And when they see some merchandise or some entertainment they disperse headlong to it, and leave you standing.  Say, "That which Allah has is better than any amusement or merchandise!  And Allah is the Best of Providers."

Friday 62:11

Wednesday, August 5, 2026

Normalize

 
Look, they're trying to normalize cannibalism by repackaging it as a prank.

But what really caught my eye is that one of the tasters looks like Laufey.  Another major label task, perhaps.  So what does that sausage taste like?




Tuesday, August 4, 2026

Latin jazz

 
Oh Honey, I forgot to tell you.  I added a Laufey song to Mary's playlist.  I was watching "The Devil wears Prada 2", I heard this song and really liked it.

How do you pronounce Laufey?  I once had a cat named Floofy, but she passed away.  I loved her so much!



Laufey's song reminds me of "Besame Mucho".  Latin jazz!  Mary was there once.

Monday, August 3, 2026

Without a computer

 
You don't need a computer to make art.  Just make sure it's good....

Before computers, I used a cassette tape 4 track to produce music.  It was fucking awful.



Sunday, August 2, 2026

Dance it

 
It's funny how your skateboard is more luxurious than your car!

We are all on the edge, so welcome to life on planet Earth.  Look at all those abandoned houses!  May the billionaires find a malignant virus in their underground bunkers.  Or a nice earthquake.  Go with the flow and have faith.  Pray.  Faith is crucial, so don't be unfaithful!