Dance it

 

It's funny how your skateboard is more luxurious than your car!

We are all on the edge, so welcome to life on planet Earth.  Look at all those abandoned houses!  May the billionaires find a malignant virus in their underground bunkers.  Or a nice earthquake.  Go with the flow and have faith.  Pray.  Faith is crucial, so don't be unfaithful!

Everyday

 

Uh oh.

It's always nice to have faithful fans.

Managing a chick singer is so time and soul consuming, that I've become so rusty on guitar.  Sure, I can still do chaos licks.  Who can't?  But 2 bars of organized picking is a monumental effort.  I've run out of time, now I have to spend the time to catch up.  Plus I can't seem to hit the "one" anymore because I'm so used to Mary's oppressive timing!  Then I have to mop the floor and feed the Zam!  Sheesh!

Mary's tired.

Serious

 

Are you serious?  I have a stable job but I don't make any money!

You have a stable job which makes you a lot of money.  You remain in that house because you are protecting it and your family.  But the restless thoughts that keep you awake at night, the envy you feel towards your peers... all that is lust.  Sex.  What you choose to do about that is between you and God.  And that is your moment of spiritual awareness.  With many crossroads!

Mary does her job on time everyday for 2 hours straight because she is a pious woman following orders from God, and she knows that people need her.

Marrying an American

 

Wise man said...

Distraction

 

The Illuminati is small potatoes, Jim.  The Jewish mob is trying to take over the Middle East!

If it were a strange gig, there is Mary.

Humans vs AI

 

Well, they can be programmed to read frames instead of frame.

I truly envy you and all the fun you're having now, but if I had had the same success you are having now when I was your age, our paths would never have crossed.  So I can say this with conviction: guard your chastity and stay clean.  They're going to come for you like flies on shit, and they will be beautiful.  Don't eat shit!

AI consumes water

 

At the expense of humans.  You can add this with the price of groceries to the famine cascade.

Mary is water!