The old days

 

What was I doing in 1991?  Back then fashion was all magazines, and I had my apartment covered in them.  This show had some great outfits.  They sure don't make them the way they used to.

Frenchy food

 

I guess part of the fun of time spent in Paris is trying out the food.  The French are certainly as sensitive about their food as they are about their fashion.  But do you really want to eat all that shit?  Food poisoning can ruin your fun and your career, so you better play it as safe as possible.  I'm guessing that you have a pretty boring stomach, and there's nothing wrong with that.  Eat what you're comfortable with, and don't let anyone persuade you into eating strange stuff while in a foreign country.  I have more knowledge on what to eat than you, but there's just too much pig in that food.  People need to realize that cuisine has to be halal in order to be global, but they don't care.  They like what they like, and they expect you to like it too.

I thought I saw Mick Jagger

 

Since you're going to Paris, I thought I would post this.  The garment industry has to sell to someone, anyone.  Slobs like me certainly aren't buying.

Don't leave out your stream with Mary while you are there.  She's on at 7 am, and that means you can stream on the streets.  I hear that Paris is a beautiful city.  I've never been to Paris.  Don't be afraid to stream on the streets!  These are the best years of your life.

It's the food

 

Ah to be rich

 

Tiny Tim's last show

 

One dollar

 

At this time, I have a lot of coins.