I need a new washer

 

Uh oh, fashion shenanigans abound!  I need a new washer.  My washer doesn't spin.  It tries, but it can't do it.  I guess I can still use it somewhat, but I'll have to wring the water out with my hands.  When I ge the money inshaAllah, I'll get a new one of the same model.  Then get the old one repaired, so I have a backup.  Let's see, the model number is MFW-701S.  That should be easy to remember.  MF why 701S.  Why?  MFing WHY???!!!!!

How to play Uno

 

Roundwounds!

 

Definitely roundwounds for fretless bass!!  Oh my God, I miss the fretless bass so much...

The chain

 

This was mixed wrong.  I can't hear the bass.  Which bass?  Exactly.  It needs Dobly. 

The trouble with music

 

Grace as it is, the best way for a complete stranger to get dangerously close and personal with you is through the Hodge Podge, so please hire your temps wisely.  Sometimes it's better to not hire anyone than to give the job to someone sketchy.  Loyalty is so precious now it's clear that you are making money while others are not.  Why does it need to be a 6 piece band?  If it were just a 4 piece it would be you, Prince and Brandon.  All you need then is a bass player you can trust.

No Honey, I'm afraid you can't move to Canada.  Allah warned me via the Qur'an that if you abandon that house, you will be in big trouble.  Please fight to protect your home.

Conspiracy theory

 

I've labeled this post as "Conspiracy theory" so the dismissal of its being a conspiracy theory will be dismissed before the dismissal occurs.  When something happens is equally important as what happened.  I wouldn't have paid much attention to this matter until I saw the #whitelivesmatter tag on one of the videos of poor Iryna's murder.  Look, they even put up her modeling photos on the video above.

The noise surrounding El Pimpo's collaboration with Epstein is getting too loud, so they needed a distraction.  That's how Charlie Kirk became a martyr, without having to sacrifice El Pimpo himself.  Hell, they couldn't even sacrifice his ear.  But really, you guys are giving poor pathetic El Pimpo too much weight to carry.  He clearly doesn't have the balls nor the integrity to stand up to the Mob.  I know that's not what you want, but don't you agree that it goes against supremacist ideals to knuckle under the Jewish mob?  But the Dems are just as bad.  They're the ones who let the Mob in to control/finance the government in the first place, way back during JFK.

The music of mistakes