Stuff

 

Oh Honey, I found the video where you sing backup for the Tedeschi Trucks band.  I think it was mean of them not to let you bring your guitar with you, you didn't have to plug it in.  It's a very slick band though, and Susan does a great job at lead vocals while Derek's slide playing is awesome.

Life is about collecting stuff, right folks?  I love the videos from the Kansai Cleaning Services, they're just so fascinating.  In this one, the guy liked to collect books.  He stuffed every nook in his apartment with books until he got trapped by the front door, and that's where he died.  From what I gather, he died while propped against the mail chute.

Cute not cute

 

Honey, I'll never get a hit because I don't do things the normal way like you.  Plus you're pretty and you're social, of course people would want to give you stuff.  I've had to create independent solutions when people abandon me and means are denied to me.  Every single time, Allah is the One who bails me out.

That's a beautiful Strat, Honey.  I want a Strat!  Didn't you wish for a vintage Strat for your birthday?  Yours looks like a standard stock item.  Close enough, I guess.  Check out the tiny guitar.  Would you ever play such a guitar?  It's a nice novelty.  People are making so much stuff nowadays, how much stuff can you accumulate?  Where would you put all that stuff?  You're only 19 now.  What about when you turn 60?

It isn't a crime when you get away with it

 

The big hit

 

It's unlikely that I would ever have a big hit, but it could happen to you.

Nosy Parker

 

Nosy Parker

Bye bye bye

Mind your business

Stay out of mine

I like that song.  Nicely done, beautiful chords, congratulations.  Unfortunately, you're in the wrong business for being left alone.  You may want to consider a career as a statiscian at a weather monitoring station in Antarctica.  The solution is to hide behind me.  I will distract them, inshaAllah.

What do you call someone with a big nose who likes to jump from the roof of one building to another?

Nice teeth

 

For now.  I hope she gets to keep them.  Being homeless takes a great toll on looks.  Being beautiful is a tremendous disadvantage anyway to a homeless girl, if she wanted to keep her honor.  They live on the streets, but nobody turns to them for street style.

Runway, red carpet and catalog fashion is nice and whatever, but what sells clothes is street style.  People want to look normal, but better than average.  Yeah, silly.  But this is where celebrity comes in, as full time advertising for street style.  Which hasn't changed much since the 80's but one could always look better than average.

Glamour

 

Does your street style match your professional style?  In your case Honey, I believe it does.  That's bound to change soon, though.  You did sign a contract with the fashion business, so they're going to try to command both of your styles.  And soon.  I've noticed Vogue get busy lately.