Applause!

 

You're so much prettier than that piano player, and I love you so much!

Controlled burning

 

Ugh, I don't feel good.  Well, Ramadan is almost over and I can get back to feeding myself.  Say, that's twice the stream got cut off.  Twitch is supposed to be very stable.  My source tells me someone's doing it on purpose, probably someone familiar with the service.  Not much I can do about it now Honey, but keep an eye on it and reconnect as quickly as possible.  Let's wait and see until I need to come up with a different solution.

Grace, that view outside your window looks like a potential fire hazard.  You probably don't know how to tidy it up and do preventive burning.  At least install some sprinklers to keep the area wet.

The chick singer

 

The local scene phenomenon

 

Musicians everywhere bitch about their local music scenes, but local music scenes are the same everywhere.  It's a job.  How successful you are depends on how political, hard-working and blessed you are.

Evil doesn't always get away with itself, unlike what most people assume.  Everyone has a timer and when your time is up, your reckoning will arrive.  Whether it be death or whatever.  And Allah has the habit of destroying entire communities at a time.

Live at The Underdog

 

It's fascinating to see how your lineup has changed in such a short time.  Do you think it's a learning process or a trail of destruction?  I do detect prejudice in the Nashville scene.  But when it comes to money, the prejudice is on your side.  They live on a desert island and need to come out to feed.  Don't be in a big hurry against them.

So who is it again?

 

So who do you think is going to be the next James Bond?  Jason Statham would make a better Bond than Henry Cavill.  But a younger Bond would make more movies.  I sure hope the stories are good.  I doubt it, but I hope so.  A female Bond?  Only if a drop dead gorgeous female Bond is secretly a womanizing, callous man.

Be yourself

 

Hi Honey!  So what is it you're afraid of again?  I'm afraid of God.  Anyway, I had a great dinner tonight and I'm absolutely stuffed.  I was going to play the bass, but this movie came up and I think I'll watch it.  I don't watch YouTube as much as I used to because of the damned ads.  It's much easier to watch my own TV channel while playing bass.  I'll probably dump this movie when the ads kick in so it better be good, YouTube.

I envy your rockin' life, Grace Bowers.  But also I don't.  Travel is for the young, and touring is exhausting.  It's hard to maintain that smile as your hair falls increasingly flat.  So pay attention to your hair: how it looks is a gauge of how exhausted you are.  Don't you pity those poor bands that spend the whole year touring and gigging at dives?  I've done my time doing that shit, now I like being in one place all the time, watching the same sunset as I walk my last walk.  But right now it's Ramadan, so I use the motorcycle.

Don't you agree that interviewers have been nice to you so far?  They're going to get meaner, so be ready for that.  Just be yourself.  Oh, and be patient.