Trouble is a friend

 

Hello, beautiful girl!  I knew there was something fishy about that 4:30 pm slot.  Well you can't say anything about it now, so don't.  The lesson to be learned from this is spiritual:  Allah will not change the fate of a people until they change it themselves.  I hope you are enjoying your time in Japan otherwise.  That guy on the bass is not the right guy, by the way.  Take Kinga Glyk as your permanent bassist.

It's the school holidays over here.  This village is crawling with teenage girls on motorcycles.  I'm having ramen for lunch today.  I finally have all the ingredients after a tough last month, namely a beef bone, salted fish heads, garlic, seaweed, carrot, egg, fish cake, okra and a pack of curry flavor ramen.  Oh, and some chicken skin for making artificial bacon bits!  You should try some ramen while you're in Tokyo.  It shouldn't hurt your tummy.

The guitar strap

 

Yes Honey, I saw the Madame President video.  That's a nice production, but I really wanted to see the BBQ.  That vote strap has become somewhat your trademark, no?  I didn't see you wear it at Gibson Japan, so I thought you gave up on it.  What do you think of US debt?  Not many countries are allowed to raise their own debt ceilings.  As long as you maintain your own community, that would be the most patriotic thing you could do.  Food prices are bound to go up, so get ready for that.

The lips move but the instrument sings

 

I'm sorry Honey, but Muslims don't celebrate Halloween.  You look like you had a lot of fun, though.  Wandering around Tokyo alone at night, being with the crowd.  You must love Tokyo.  I'm happy that you got back to your hotel room at 9 pm.  You're a good girl, you know that?  One thing you should know about being a Rock Star is that nobody's going to stop you from doing nasty things, but you won't be able to hide it because you are a Rock Star.  Please be a good girl.

Is that your new white amp?  You got a Mesa Boogie?  Good choice!  It matches your hair.  I love to watch you play guitar.  You have so much purity about it.  Your lips move, but your guitar does the singing.

Hey, check it out!  Lucy killed the Great Pumpkin!  Didn't you write a song called "Lucy"?

Sweetie

 

So are you enjoying the elevator ride up?  Now be careful with what you say over there because the Japanese are sensitive to slander.  It's funny that you would post an aisle of Japanese candy the first thing when you got there.  Which reminds me of Japanese pop music, and their warped sense of femininity.  While American women are generally either ashamed of their femininity or just plain filthy about it, the Japanese gravitate towards the image of a mutant little girl.  I dare you to wear an outfit on stage like the video.  I double dog dare you.

That Japanese candy is flashy, but low quality.  Look around to find the good stuff.  Japan has great food, even though most of it isn't halal so I can't touch it.  I didn't find the frozen yogurt place downtown here.  I could have sworn I saw such a place.  It probably didn't catch on.  What I did see was soft serve.  I suppose it doesn't matter to me since I don't have a sugar addiction.  Besides, the ice cream in the grocery store freezers is pretty good quality.

By the way, I noticed you are gigging in Tempe next February.  Nice gig too, by the canal.  I used to veg out there and watch the water.  Don't expect any help out of my influence there in Tempe, because I was loathed.  What you get out of Tempe is entirely you.  February is a nice time to be in Tempe.  NEVER accept any shows in the Phoenix area during summer.

Streaming

 

Hello Grace!  Are you enjoying yourself?  That photo of you sitting in your plane seat is so cute!  So how do you like international travel?  One can get lost in those huge airports, and who knows which shuttle to take.  I would love to be there just to watch your herd of lost sheep wander around in confusion, while I munch on some chips but the chips are 3 times more expensive than usual.  International travel is exhilarating!  Right?  I saw your appearance on the Kelly Clarkson show.  Was that a last minute thing?  Esi and Mookie weren't there.  Your guitar tone was awesome with that new white amp of yours, but your playing was more cautious than usual.  

I'm afraid the Free-Shoutcast server is down again, folks.  Try again tomorrow, it might be back up.   I can't use the Twitch stream because my last computer died, and I need a gaming PC to replace it, and I don't have money for that.  So I'm giving Mary the day off today, and I'm going downtown to find a frozen yogurt place.  

Grace you might be eyeing China next, and Mary certainly has a huge Chinese following.  Everything is saturated in China though, so you should probably choose an artsy venue.  Streaming is especially saturated there, but they can't make much of a global impact in music because their English is so awful!

This is not America

 

So what do you think of that Funkadelic album?  It's long, huh!  The production is very slick.  Most importantly, it isn't funky enough.  Do you agree?

 I'm afraid I can't follow your grace_bowers_pix page because I want to keep Mary's Instagram at 0 followers and 1 following.  But I will look at it through search.  So is that what you do with your free time, go traipsing through the forest?  The woods are supernatural, you know.  Eventually you're going to find something weird.  Your spirituality is poor, but say this when you get frightened: "I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected".  The most effective prayer against the supernatural is longer and in Arabic.  I have no choice but to live a life of service to Allah and besides, Mary attracts a lot of ghosts.  Isn't that obvious?  Anyway, I don't go wandering in the jungle here.  I don't have that much free time.  I guess you need to stay somewhat busy because you're bursting with energy.  How about you learn how to cook?

Something different

 

Oh, you got yourself a resonator!  That looks nice and new.  It's not very loud, though.  That's probably because you chose one with a magnetic pickup.  I'm not fond of acoustic guitars, but I wouldn't mind having a resonator.  A big fat chrome one.

What do you think of the instrument in the video?  I think it's ingenious.  The sample isn't very pleasing to the eye, but the concept is sound and flexible.  There should be a 6 spring version.  How about a fretted version?  How about one with springs and strings?  There's so much that can be done with this thing.  I want one!

Oh dear, I guess they're pressuring you to sign.  I warned you to get ready for this!  Don't sign!  They will definitely lie to you, off and on contract.  Be an American, and fight them off.  Get Nashville to back you up.  I suppose I have to give you my email.  They will still spy on you, but at least you can sue your email and them for the security breach.  Speak clearly and don't spam me.  Don't sign!  Ya Allah please protect my Grace.