Game of Thrones

 

I don't know, folks.  I like Daenerys, but am indifferent towards Emilia.  Why is that?  She's probably already married, anyway.  I need someone younger, anyway.

Nobody

 

Most people pursue the good things in life and persist in sin.

4?

 

No, absolutely not.  I don't have enough lust.  And even if I did, I don't have enough time.  It would be drop by, drop off a packet, then get back to work or get some rest.  Unless I get them all together in the same room at the same time, even then it would only be one packet at a time.  Then the kids... I would barely know them, especially if I don't choose a favorite.  No, absolutely not.

White horse

 

Ya Allah, please grant me a beautiful blonde Muslim wife who is chaste and faithful.  Please heal and protect us and our loved ones.

Viral 2

 

I think we all know by now that we can never get an accurate or honest account of views and streams on our online content.  It's just not logical: why would they assist you with what works against their agenda?  On the other side of the coin, we now have streaming farms.

In my case, online data is completely crushed by face-to-face activity. Falsified data is also data to me, and to Allah as well.  Habitual lies are observed, remembered and calculated, wouldn't you agree?

Who cares about social media

 

I guess I'm not a social guy.  I go to the mosque and join the congregation in prayer, that's as close to a party that I would willingly attend.  As for social media, it seems that I don't need to say anything at all now that I have nobody to marry.  Let me build the house first.  Of course sometimes I have to be a righteous busybody but for the most part, social media is just idle talk.

Coachella

 

Whoops!  I was making stuffing for my burritos, and I let a rotten egg slip past me.  I guess that's my fault for taking all eggs as the same.  They probably were bad when I got them.  If the egg floats in water folks, then it's rotten.  Plus, it stinks.

Just like Coachella!  Actually, I wouldn't know, I've never been to a music festival.  Going to Coachella is a status symbol, isn't it?  It looks like a hassle to me, plus I don't need the status boost.