Not interested

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  I don't want those other girls!  I want my Natty!

Interested?

 

Natty, where are you?  Please talk to me because I love you.  I miss your blue eyes.  I'm sure you are busy, so please keep safe and healthy.

I'm sure some of you folks have noticed my switch from cell phone Internet to fiberoptic.  Of course, Mary had a late start and only a 45 minute set yesterday.  But there were no interruptions, and the Twitch stream is actually watchable.  I would like to tell you the story of the transition.

At first, I tried to sign up online but cell phone Internet made it impossible.  Then I tried calling, but the calls didn't connect most of the time and when they did, the sound was fuzzy.  One party's phone texted back that it had received the call, and I texted that back by saying that I wanted fiberoptic Internet.  Then a human got involved, and we began the signup process.  I filled out the form by texting, but some crucial information kept on getting blocked when I sent it.  I had to use 2 phones to get the information through, one phone to distract while the other did the work.  That still wasn't enough, so I had to tell the lady (over a fuzzy connection) to complete the form for me.  Obviously she was aware of the hidden enemies and helped me compensate, because here I am now on fiberoptic Internet.  The moral of this story is that your cell phone company is a traitor, folks.

Al-Fatihah

 

Hi Natty!  How are you?  I hope you are doing well.  I am preparing for Ramadan which starts tomorrow.  I am sure you remember that I asked you to memorize this prayer in Arabic by the time we marry inshaAllah, and I am sure you have already done so.  Please keep safe and healthy.

So it is Ramadan tomorrow.  Fasting for Ramadan is for Muslims only.  So if you folks were not Muslims, then don't fast for this occasion.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

135.  Say, "Each one is waiting.  Wait you therefore, and soon shall you know who it is that is on the straight and even way, and who it is that has received guidance."

Ta Ha 20:135

Why hurry

 

Hi Natty!  How are you feeling today?  Darn mood swings, huh!  I get those too, usually when I eat something it goes away.  That works for me though, because I only eat twice a day.  Don't worry Honey, everything will work out great for us inshaAllah.  Keep safe and healthy.

I finally got a few extra bucks that I can dump a cell phone account and go fiberoptic Internet.  It's going to squeeze my monthly budget, but I seem to be the only one who has respect enough for my work to finance it.  This includes the Qur'an.  At first I tried to sign up online, but the cell phone Internet made it impossible.  That figures, huh.  Then I called the number on the sign in the photo below.  After a few sketchy exchanges of messages, I gave that up.  Yes, the ad posted over the loan shark ad on a tree in a jungle.  I suppose I have to go to the office downtown tomorrow.  What's the rush, anyway.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

183.  They said, "Allah took our promise not to believe in a messenger unless he showed us a sacrifice consumed by fire."  Say, "There came to you messengers before me with clear signs and even with what you ask for.  Why then did you slay them, if you speak the truth?"

The Family of Imran 3:183

Lightning in a bottle

 

Hi Natty!  Here's looking at you too, Honey!  I hope you're having tons of fun being the most beautiful girl in the world.  That's because you're MY girl and I love you with all of my heart.  Please keep safe and healthy OK!

Eruption could have been a legendary band.  The boys were polished and groovy, and in Precious Wilson they had the ultimate chick singer.  She sounded awesome, she had energy and charisma and was so beautiful, light shined out of her armpits.  But she left the band to pursue a solo career, and that was the end of Precious and Eruption.  Precious still performs today, but the lightning in a bottle was all their time spent opening for Boney M.  They should have stuck together.  Precious was very precious indeed.  Perhaps it's not too late for you and the boys to get back together, and pick up the energy and power where you left off in this concert back in 1977.  Try not to give in to the hits, but don't change who you were or the direction you were headed.  Book yourselves into blues and jazz clubs, then stream.

The Simp epidemic

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, Honey?  I'm sure you are having tons of fun being a glamorous supermodel.  When you have to dress sexy, don't act sexy.  Act confident, and to do that you must focus on being yourself.  Keep safe and healthy over there.

Those girls on Only Fans do DIY porn, right?  Finding a wife in real life has become expensive and impossible for a man nowadays.  It's not that all men have become broke, it's the connection to women that has become increasingly tedious and unrewarding.  A man might as well give his heart (and money) to online porn.  Now more than ever, getting a wife is a religious pursuit.

Long live rock

 

Hi Natty!  It's wonderful to see you again, my love.  Yes, you have beautiful eyes!  Blue eyes, what a dream girl.  I hope you are keeping safe and healthy in your business.  Make sure you take care of your body, once you let it go then it's gone.  Keep solid as a rock.