Monday, November 27, 2023

Spot the difference

Hi Natty!  How's business?  I'm sure you are making the big bucks!  MashaAllah!  Please make sure you keep safe and healthy as you work.  You are MY girl, and people had better treat you right.  My business is Allah's business.  I never would have guessed it when I was your age, but today it's painfully obvious.  There's no separation between Qur'an and music in my case.

I don't know about you, but I can tell the difference between Payless and a high quality shoe.  I need to handle the shoes, though: can't make a proper judgement just from photos.  I used to have a pair of Payless shoes.  It was made of naugahyde and had no tread whatsoever.  I remember wearing the shoes outside during snow and ice, while going uphill and downhill.  Party days!  I hate parties.

 

Sunday, November 26, 2023

Just an average day

 
Hi Natty!  How are you today, Honey?  I hope you are having a relaxing weekend, and keeping safe and healthy.  I love you!  It's just an average day here for me, with nothing going on other than the usual.  Jane decided she wasn't in heat after all.  Sheesh!  There's nothing special on the menu today, just the same things.  Yawn!  I'm so drowsy!  Maybe I should take a nap.




Saturday, November 25, 2023

The nymphomaniac

 
Hi Natty!  Oh Honey, I love miniskirts!  And you certainly have the legs for them.  I've yet to see the perfect minidress for you though.  How are you?  I hope everything is peachy for you over there.  Keep safe and healthy OK!

Argh!  I spoke too soon!  It looks like Jane may be one of those cats who is always in heat.  Even when she's not in heat, she's in heat.  And since cats are so sensitive, her body will follow likewise.  It's not the same with males: guys have to be ready to pork 24/7.  It's difficult for me to show how beautiful a cat Jane is.  My cats especially only photograph well when they allow it, and today Jane had to pull a serious intellectual face.  As if to justify her sexuality.  That's a young cat in the snapshot, folks!  

If I were married to a nymphomaniac, I would have to be on drugs 24/7, there would be plenty of sex toys in the house to help me, and I would die in orgasm.  And I'm not the sex fiend!  But what about a daughter who's a nymphomaniac?  Jane is Lookie's daughter, which makes her my daughter.  So I keep her locked up and separated from the boys.  When the time is right, I will get a male kitten to be her mate.  A human daughter would have to be married off young, to a football player or something.





Friday, November 24, 2023

Movie night

 
Hi Natty!  Thank you for your love!  I love you too!  I hope you are having a fabulous time over there, and keeping safe and healthy.  It's movie night again!  Please watch a movie with me!  "Wings" (1927).  This is the first Oscar winner!  I guess it's a nice movie.

I have 7 cats, 3 boys and 4 girls.  When one girl is in heat, I have to separate all the girls from the boys, so I put the girls in the kitty litter room and shut the door.  For the past few months there had always been someone in heat, it was like a relay.  But it was raining heavily during dinner today, so I couldn't put the boys out in the cage while I tend to the girls' dinner and toilet.  But nobody has been howling lately, so I took the chance and had all 7 cats in the same room for dinner.  It worked out well!  All the girls slapped Papa Cat away.  Alhamdulillah!  The heat marathon is over!  For now.



Thursday, November 23, 2023

Spot the changes

 
Hi Natty!  What are you looking at?  You are the one to look at.  You are so pretty!  I hope that all is well with you and you are having a great time.  Please keep safe and healthy.

Remember the old man in the hot dog stand?  Well, his dream came true to open some restaurants.  Can you folks spot the changes in the food from hot dog stand to restaurant?  What's my dream?  To please Allah with my work, die and go to heaven.  While I'm still alive, I want to find happiness in marriage.

I need to report that my parents have terminated my allowance, so now I have no income.  I will continue to deliver the Qur'an and Mary Unknown7 to you folks as long as Allah wills.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

14.  Tell those who believe to forgive those who do not look forward to the Days of Allah.  It is for God to recompense each people according to what they have earned.

The Kneeling Down 45:14




Wednesday, November 22, 2023

Modenas tua

 
Hi Natty!  Your simple life looks fabulous, Honey.  Even luxurious.  What did you eat that day?  Oh, what a cute horsie!  I bet he isn't housebroken.  I still can't get over that portrait, it was skillfully done.  It couldn't have been anybody else's idea to get that look but yours.  I'm sure you are aware that it's not necessary to poke at that wound.  Unless there's a raging battle I am not aware of.  Is there?

I mentioned that my motorcycle broke down, so I haven't been attending the congregational prayers at the mosque.  I got a mechanic to inspect the motorcycle which is a Modenas, a local brand.  He said the motorcycle needs to be taken apart.  I said to him that I have never seen an old Modenas.  He said that's because the engine isn't Japanese.  Subsequently he refused the work, but my father found someone to take the motorcycle.  It had better be Modenas.  This motorcycle is a forced endorsement upon me, and that is not a blessing for the brand.  They would be wise to repair it so that it outlives me, because it would reflect on the local automotive industry.  Also, the kick starter has injured my right foot.  Unless this motorcycle becomes easier to start, I will eventually have to replace it with one that has an electric starter.

I seek refuge with Allah from Satan the rejected.

15.  Serve you what you will besides God.  Say, "Truly in loss are those who lose their own souls and their people on the Day of Judgement".  Ah, that is indeed the evident loss!

The crowds 39:15  



Tuesday, November 21, 2023

Cute

 
Hi Natty!  How are you, my darling?  How's the family?  I love the photos, you are as beautiful as always but I didn't recognize you at first since you had your hair parted unusually.  I'm happy that business is good, so please keep safe and healthy.

I want those tiny drums!  I probably posted that video before, but I want those drums so bad!  They look meticulously made, even the tiny cymbals have nice tone.  The old man below is cute, too.  He got his dream, and opened up restaurants.  But the hot dog stand is more quaint.  I couldn't work food business alone like that, but I can't work food business at all.  Do you really believe he did that entire shift on one slice of bread?