Masters of ramen

 

 Hi Natty!  How you doin' today, Honey?  I hope you are having tons of fun over there.  Looks like you have your own gang going, huh!  Hold on tight to those old friends, Darlin'.  And pray they don't become corrupt.  Please keep safe and healthy OK!

Cooking with 7 cats present is like being circled by a pack of wolves every time I step into the kitchen.  But since they're cats, then they don't team up to steal food from me: they steal from each other.  That's basic cat politics: what they want is someone else's food.  Adolf has come to the point of "steal first, inspect later", yeah just like a snatch thief.  I placed a small bag of green hot chilli peppers on the counter, and he swiped them up quickly.  When he discovered that they weren't to his taste, I got my peppers back but a few of them had bite marks.  The kittens are grown enough to jump onto the counter top.  Great.  Anna is the meekest of the kittens since that near drowning incident, but today she was really interested in my ramen.  Bon Appetit, Anna!  You should do a "Masters of Ramen" series.  Ramen bricks are as sophisticated as you get around here, but that's global right?  So even if you folks had to live on those "12 packs for a buck" ramen deals, you can still have luxury bowls of ramen.  That means, focus on the broth.  My broth today is based on the 2 chunks of salted fish I bought at the Batu Dua market on Tuesday, which I split each in half to get 4 chunks.  I slow boil a chunk of fish in filtered water while I vacuum and mop the house, along with seaweed, onion, garlic, ginger, and carrot.  When it tastes good, shut off the heat and let it cool down.  That way the scum sticks to the side of the pot, and you can just scrape it off.  I strain the broth and give the fish to the cats, first making sure the salt has cooked out.  Then bring it to a boil, and cook the noodles at the same time.  Just to soften it up a little, then I put the noodle brick in the bowl and crack an egg in there.  I finish the broth off with tofu and fish cake, then pour the whole boiling lot over the ramen brick and egg: don't break the yolk!  Top it off with dried fried shallots and hot sauce, and it's done!  The routine changes from day to day depending on how I feel and what I have but you don't have to put pig in your ramen like that guy in the video, folks!  A slice of chicken breast or roast beef would do just as well.

Mary's outfit is:

Natural lips gloss II by Katt Yeetly

DRESS YANA PINK by Nisha

Pure Poison - Artizan Cloud Pumps

Amy White and Pink Panties by INSOLENCE

xbody eternity love silver necklace

^;^CaTwA^;^ Priyanka/MidNight hair

Good stuff from Jean Paul Gaultier.  Those black models are totally sophisticated.  Here are my picks from the Jean Paul Gaultier SPRING 2023 COUTURE collection:

Allah is my Boss

 

Hi Natty!  Oh Honey, you look absolutely ravishing!  A cigarette!  How cute!  Did they make that bag out of your old jacket?  I liked that jacket.  With your hair like that, you look like you're about to get struck by lightning.  I guess you're just electrifying.  😀

Mary's outfit is:

ADN DEESSE gown

Alli&Ali Designs Ariel Hair

LIVIA::Just Reds // Lipstick 1

Glint Circle Pearl Summer Earrings

Pure Poison - Tiana Sandals

Iris van Herpen SPRING 2023 COUTURE collection looks more like swimsuit collection.  Swimsuits that tangle you up and help you drown faster.  It's more of a photo exhibit than a fashion portfolio.  But it's so well executed, that I had to display it on Zam's online art gallery.  Sorry Iris, but you're not going to win the SPRING 2023 COUTURE collection competition.

The buffet

 

Another problem I face here Natty, is that they want me to marry their daughters before they give me any money, a deal which I'm sure entails much labor.  Yeah that's right, "Married to the Mob".  No thanks.  I've already chosen my Natty.  I've become old and I only have enough libido left for one wife, so only one wife for me.  I'm going to marry my Natty, we're going to pray together, have righteous and strong kids, then I want to die and go to heaven.  InshaAllah.  Oh dear, I don't think they're going to listen to me.  They probably doubt your chastity and righteousness, Natty.  People keep trying to arrange my own affairs for me while they have no idea of the task that's been assigned to me by Allah, even now that I'm fifty fucking seven years old.  Sure puts me in a fighting mood.

Actually, I'm in the mood for an expensive buffet.  Those Las Vegas buffets sure look good, huh?  At that price point, I would only eat lobster and butter.  For 90 bucks, I would try to put down at least 9 lobsters.  Just lobster, nothing else.  No I don't want "nasi campur", I only want lobster.  Actually in my dream, all I ate from the buffet were candied cakes.  Hm.

Mary's outfit is:

D&G Vavoom  CORSET BLACk

Alli&Ali Designs Haley Hair

LIVIA::Just Reds // Lipstick 1

.:EMO-tions:. * LEOTIE * necklace (gold)

R.icielli - ELSA High Heels

Scandalize.VILORA.SKIRT

Here are my picks from the Giambattisa Valli SPRING 2023 COUTURE collection:

Qur'an 20230309

 In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

13.  But if they turn away, say, "I have warned you of a stunning punishment like that of the 'Ad and the Thamud!"

Expounded 41:13

Showgirls

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, Honey?  I hope everything is fabulous for you over there, and you are keeping safe and healthy.  Are you hungry?  I just had fried rice for dinner.  It was OK and filling, but I didn't quite enjoy it.  I keep making the same mistake of not letting the cooked rice sit in the cooler for a few hours.

Sorry we had a late start today, folks.  My aunt came over for a visit, and I had to tend to her for half an hour.  I would like to thank my aunt for letting me live on her property all these years.  You folks over on that side are probably thinking, "Hey that part of the world is full of Muslims, why don't they help him?"  That's because you're not looking at Islam.  You are looking at the Death of Islam.  Despite our massive numbers, we have become weak and corrupt because we care about our gangs and bosses more than we care about Allah.  The people don't recognize that I work for Allah and even if they did, they fear their gangs and bosses more than they fear Allah.  Like the Showgirls, we dress pretty and dance well but... Many of us don't pray.  Many of us regard our Islam to be an inconvenience.  I'm no better than everyone else.  I need money too.  I'm not a prophet: the Last Prophet is dead, peace be on him.  I don't belong to any gang though, and I don't have any friends.  My only confidante is Allah, and Allah gave me some cats.  Allah has saved my life many times.  I probably live only to perish along with Islam.  It is inevitable.  Islam must die for Judgment Day to arrive.  From Allah is our origin, and to Allah is our return.

Mary's outfit is:

-KC- NENYA HEELS

Alli&Ali Designs Madeline Hair

FINESMITH  MANGO Necklace diamond

Sensuous strapless gown

Here are my picks from the Fendi SPRING 2023 COUTURE collection: