Allah is my Boss

 

Hi Natty!  Oh Honey, you look absolutely ravishing!  A cigarette!  How cute!  Did they make that bag out of your old jacket?  I liked that jacket.  With your hair like that, you look like you're about to get struck by lightning.  I guess you're just electrifying.  😀

Mary's outfit is:

ADN DEESSE gown

Alli&Ali Designs Ariel Hair

LIVIA::Just Reds // Lipstick 1

Glint Circle Pearl Summer Earrings

Pure Poison - Tiana Sandals

Iris van Herpen SPRING 2023 COUTURE collection looks more like swimsuit collection.  Swimsuits that tangle you up and help you drown faster.  It's more of a photo exhibit than a fashion portfolio.  But it's so well executed, that I had to display it on Zam's online art gallery.  Sorry Iris, but you're not going to win the SPRING 2023 COUTURE collection competition.

The buffet

 

Another problem I face here Natty, is that they want me to marry their daughters before they give me any money, a deal which I'm sure entails much labor.  Yeah that's right, "Married to the Mob".  No thanks.  I've already chosen my Natty.  I've become old and I only have enough libido left for one wife, so only one wife for me.  I'm going to marry my Natty, we're going to pray together, have righteous and strong kids, then I want to die and go to heaven.  InshaAllah.  Oh dear, I don't think they're going to listen to me.  They probably doubt your chastity and righteousness, Natty.  People keep trying to arrange my own affairs for me while they have no idea of the task that's been assigned to me by Allah, even now that I'm fifty fucking seven years old.  Sure puts me in a fighting mood.

Actually, I'm in the mood for an expensive buffet.  Those Las Vegas buffets sure look good, huh?  At that price point, I would only eat lobster and butter.  For 90 bucks, I would try to put down at least 9 lobsters.  Just lobster, nothing else.  No I don't want "nasi campur", I only want lobster.  Actually in my dream, all I ate from the buffet were candied cakes.  Hm.

Mary's outfit is:

D&G Vavoom  CORSET BLACk

Alli&Ali Designs Haley Hair

LIVIA::Just Reds // Lipstick 1

.:EMO-tions:. * LEOTIE * necklace (gold)

R.icielli - ELSA High Heels

Scandalize.VILORA.SKIRT

Here are my picks from the Giambattisa Valli SPRING 2023 COUTURE collection:

Qur'an 20230309

 In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

13.  But if they turn away, say, "I have warned you of a stunning punishment like that of the 'Ad and the Thamud!"

Expounded 41:13

Showgirls

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, Honey?  I hope everything is fabulous for you over there, and you are keeping safe and healthy.  Are you hungry?  I just had fried rice for dinner.  It was OK and filling, but I didn't quite enjoy it.  I keep making the same mistake of not letting the cooked rice sit in the cooler for a few hours.

Sorry we had a late start today, folks.  My aunt came over for a visit, and I had to tend to her for half an hour.  I would like to thank my aunt for letting me live on her property all these years.  You folks over on that side are probably thinking, "Hey that part of the world is full of Muslims, why don't they help him?"  That's because you're not looking at Islam.  You are looking at the Death of Islam.  Despite our massive numbers, we have become weak and corrupt because we care about our gangs and bosses more than we care about Allah.  The people don't recognize that I work for Allah and even if they did, they fear their gangs and bosses more than they fear Allah.  Like the Showgirls, we dress pretty and dance well but... Many of us don't pray.  Many of us regard our Islam to be an inconvenience.  I'm no better than everyone else.  I need money too.  I'm not a prophet: the Last Prophet is dead, peace be on him.  I don't belong to any gang though, and I don't have any friends.  My only confidante is Allah, and Allah gave me some cats.  Allah has saved my life many times.  I probably live only to perish along with Islam.  It is inevitable.  Islam must die for Judgment Day to arrive.  From Allah is our origin, and to Allah is our return.

Mary's outfit is:

-KC- NENYA HEELS

Alli&Ali Designs Madeline Hair

FINESMITH  MANGO Necklace diamond

Sensuous strapless gown

Here are my picks from the Fendi SPRING 2023 COUTURE collection:

Qur'an 20230308

 In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

6.  Say, "I am but a man like you.  It is revealed to me by inspiration, that your God is One God, so stand true to God, and ask for God's forgiveness."  And woe to those who worship many gods.

7.  Those who practise not charity, and who even deny the hereafter.

8.  For those who believe and work deeds of righteousness is a reward that will never fail.

9.  Say, "Is it that you deny God Who created the earth in two days?  And do you join equals with God?  God is the Lord of the worlds."

Expounded 41:6-9

Clams

 

Hi Natty!  How are you, Honey?  I hope you are doing well, and having a great time.  Natty if you dreamed about being a movie star, then go ahead and be a movie star.  Do know that it's a lot of hard work and that I need you too.  If you didn't want me to need you, then please let me know OK!  I love you, Natty.

Sorry about the interruption in the streams during Mary's set today, folks.  Someone shut off the Internet to my ISP 45 minutes into the set.  But you die hard fans didn't miss a note, right?  Thank you for your love.

There's a day market every Tuesday a couple of miles from my house, and I went there first thing in the morning to get some stuff for my ramen.  I needed veggies and salted fish, and my budget was 10 bucks.  Someone was selling clams for 6 bucks a kilo, so I gave in and bought half a kilo.  It is ramen day, after all.  I left the market spending 11 bucks.  I haven't had clams in years, I think.  Perlis has muddy beaches, which is a treasure trove for shellfish and snails.  My stomach can't handle shellfish and snails though, because of the mud.  But it's ramen day, and I wanted clam broth for a change.  First thing to do is to scrub the clams.  Next is to steam them in a closed pot until they open up.  This generated about a cup of broth, my ramen soup is about 3 cups so I added water.   Also anchovy bouillon (because the clam juice got watered down) and a spoon of my fermented miso.  Deep flavor!  This made a creamy/clear broth.  I expected to get a good photo, but it wasn't photogenic for some reason.  So I went ahead and started to eat it, then I realized that I forgot to put the clams back in.  I already drank half the soup and ate all the carrots by then.  So what's the selling price of this bowl of ramen?  Well only ¥50000, since I forgot to put back the clams and it gave me the runs.

Mary's outfit is:

LIVIA::Just Reds // Lipstick 4

cinphul // salacia iii [necklace]

R.icielli - IRNA High Heels

[ Queen Bee ] Cami Dress Jaguar

[LeLutka]-RYKIEL hair

Here are my picks from the Elie Saab SPRING 2023 COUTURE collection: