Sunday, June 12, 2022
Qur'an 20220613
Kids
Hi Natty! How are you today? I hope everything is swell for you, and you are feeling good and having an awesome time. I'm doing OK over here. It's been a busy day, I still have stuff to do, and I am looking forward to unwinding. Nothing special on the menu either, just whatever is in the cooler cooked up to stuff my gut and make it through the day. Anyway, I'm moving on to the next task. I love you!
Saturday, June 11, 2022
Cashew burger
Hi Natty! Are you having fun over there? That's awesome! Please make sure you take good care of your health and safety. And please think of me once in a while, because I love you and I always think about you. I just got out of the shower, and am about to head out to the mosque for the sunset prayer. I cut the grass this evening. Something you don't have to do, you blessed beautiful girl. There's nothing like having the weed whacker spit army ants onto my face. Better than feces, I guess. I made some cashew burgers for dinner. Not the nuts Honey, I sliced up some of the cashew fruit, red onions and red hot chilli peppers then mixed it up with salt and pepper. It makes a marvelous condiment, and I used that in place of lettuce and tomatoes. Cashew nuts are highly processed, and in its original form highly toxic and caustic. Whoever thought of eating that stuff? That might be the same guy who thought of eating puffer fish. I love cashew nuts, don't get me wrong. I would never cook them up from scratch, though. I'll have you try one of my cashew burgers someday, Honey. Perhaps you would like it.
Friday, June 10, 2022
Crouching kitty, hidden dragon
Hi Natty! How are you today? I hope you are feeling great, and having a marvelous time. It's Friday here today. I had to attend the Friday prayer as usual. Today the King was gracious to join the congregation. I had ramen for lunch. I reused the same beef bone for the 3rd time, by now the gristle was falling off and was nice and soft. So I put that in the blender along with the broth, and it made a very nice thick soup. Too bad that I have to wait until the 3rd time to blend it as soup.
So what was the kitty here crouching at? Steamed rice!
Thursday, June 9, 2022
The mystery of the missing graves
Hi Natty! How are you feeling today, Honey? I hope that all is well and easy going for you over there. I'm doing OK over here, I just had my dinner which was chicken nuggets, fried up from the frozen stuff you would buy at the supermarket. It was good, goes well with my ranch dressing. The cats aren't very interested in it for some reason. I gave some to Lookie, and she just slapped it around. No, these cats must have home made chicken nuggets made from fresh chicken breast. Spoiled brat cats.
I didn't want to talk about this matter at first but since there are many witnesses to this incident, I feel compelled to give my account of it. A few days before the Eid last Ramadan, I took the weed whacker to my grandparents' gravesite to cut the grass and tidy it up. I turned on the weed whacker and strapped it on, then went to the graves to cut the grass but they were not there. The markers were there: the tree with long braches that hung over my grandfather's grave, and the small tree with yellow leaves that marked the foot of my grandmother's grave. But the graves weren't there. A total of 3 graves were missing: my grandparents, and a woman that was between them. In their place was 2 fresh graves of men whose names I didn't recognize. I got on my hands and knees to read the gravestones, then searched the area for my grandparents but they were nowhere to be found. When my aunt came over after the Eid to visit my mother, I reported to them what happened to their parents' graves. Then I forgot about it until yesterday, when my mother told me the graves were there. I went there and sure enough, there they were and covered in weeds that hadn't been touched in months. So I cut the grass and tidied up the graves as I had intended the previous time I was there. God can do anything. This time, God delivered a message: beware the reckoning of a Day of Distress, because they are negligent and refuse to believe.
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