Ain't no pretty girls around here

 

Hi Natty!  What's going on, Honey?  Are all those pretty girls still after you?  It's because of where you're at, who you are, and what you do.  Those girls are going to be beautiful and relentless.  So stay away from beautiful women.  They are trouble!  See all the girls in the video?  Most of them have become old and the younger ones are just trouble.  I don't have the same problem as you.  There ain't no pretty girls around here.  Ain't no mo!  All the girls here are dumpy.  Sure I only want my Natty, but this place is a desert when it comes pretty girls.  There are definitely no blondes, most of the tourists are Chinese.  And Mary is a nun.  Ugh.  I want my Natty.

Mary's outfit today is:

<<DORIS>>spider pierce earring

Passion-Polkadot-Dress

Lara AC Zawja Hair

-KC- NANCY HEELS

Here are my picks from the Luisa Beccaria SPRING 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

The Queen

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today?  I hope all is going well for you over there, and you are feeling strong and enjoying yourself.  I'm feeling good, actually.  I just finished my dinner.  It was angel hair pasta with sardine sauce.  It was a rather large helping, so I'm full.  I did a little bit of burning in the evening, and now I'm just relaxing.  Do you think Queen Elizabeth is pretty?  I think she's very pretty!  Anyway, I'm going to another task.  I love you, Honey!

Mary's outfit today is:

Alli&Ali Designs Ariel Hair

R.icielli - VELMA High Heels

[Mistwood] Fiorinverno - Necklace

~m~ ALEXIS_marsala Iridescent Sparkling Glt'r Gwn

Here's what I like from the Reem Acra SPRING 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Music video

 

Hi Natty!  How are you feeling today?  Aw don't you worry about a thing my beautiful and precious beloved.  Everything will work out absolutely awesome for us inshaAllah.  I want you to know that I love you with all of my heart, and I will marry you inshaAllah.  Just hang on to your wooden horse, pray, and enjoy the ride OK!

Hey, check out the music video above.  A computer made a music video from the lyrics input.  Now that is convenient, and it's a really good video too.  I didn't put any pictures at all in Shadowplay's last album, "Woo Hoo."  It was just words and music over a black background.  Yeah, it's a dark album.  But I can't draw, at least I won't put in the time to be a good graphic artist.  If I had been able to draw well when I was a teenager, I would have never left the bedroom.  Now that I've found Mary, I will at least put pictures of her avatar in Shadowplay's next album, "Rise of the Horizon Creature" aka "Search for the Beast".  The album is coming along quite nicely, I just finished the guitar parts for the 5th song.  5 more songs, and it will be time for Mary to sing on it.  I'm writing the vocal parts so that she would be able to sing every song on the album as part of her set.  So the vocals are going to be totally diva inshaAllah.  Before Mary, I really tried to sing like her but I couldn't do it.  What was difficult for me is so easy for her.  Mary can even copy my voice accurately.  But I'm not having her redo the past vocal tracks.  What's done is done.

Mary's outfit today is:

! SugarsmacK ! : Britt With Love/ Latte Cake hair

*YT* Rockabilly Dress Dots White

Mossu - Fuzzy.Earrings

.:KC:. WITCHQUEEN HEELS

These are my picks from the Casablanca SPRING 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

The Great Anchovy Fiasco

 

Hi Natty!  What's up, Honey?  Serious business and making the big bucks, huh.  Please take care of your health and safety, and try to enjoy everything you do.  So what do you think of Polyphia?  They're pretty good, huh?  I think the snare is too loud.  They're not playing disco, so all the drums should be balanced.  And I can't hear the cymbals.  It's those damned overhead mics!  Over 50 years of modern recorded music, and people still insist on using fucking overhead microphones for cymbals.  Looks like these guys need a bass player.  How about Charles Berthould?  Oh, they already have a bass player.  Where is he?  Oh, that's not their permanent drummer either.  Never mind, then.  Don't get lost in the Web, guys.

I absolutely needed crunchy anchovies to go with my snack peanuts.  Salt peanuts and crunchy anchovies is a heavenly combination Natty, you must try it someday.  So I went to the closest grocery store to get some, but it was 6 bucks for a small pack of anchovies that was mostly debris.  6 bucks!  I could get it for less than half that price if I traveled a little further!  But I didn't want to travel much further, so I bought RM3 of anchovies in hot sauce from Embun's restaurant then went home and picked out the anchovies.  That would have been a good amount of anchovies, but I should have washed off the hot sauce.  I thought the hot sauce would add extra flavor, but I couldn't tell if the anchovies were done or not when I fried them up.  So I burned it, and I had to chuck the whole lot in the back yard.  While doing so, my pot disintegrated and fell to the ground and I was left holding a stump that was the handle.  So I had to travel further anyway, and pay 6 bucks for anchovies anyway.

Mary's outfit today is:

Symmetry - chantilly lace bra and panties

Alli&Ali Designs Loreley Hair

Natural lips gloss II by Katt Yeetly

!! NE! Small pearls with diamonds

Pure Poison - Shira Sandals

[WM] Samaya Mini Dress

Here are my picks from the Duro Olowu SPRING 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection: