Dear Vogue

 Hi Natty!  Oh, pretty pictures!  With the signature tilt of the head, you're pulling some interesting faces, Honey.  I like the snapshot with the stockings.  And that last swimsuit photo looks like the head of an adult on the body of an overgrown little girl.  Very clever.  Anyway, I have an open letter to Vogue:

Dear Vogue, check out the ad I found on SL Marketplace!  Do you think straight couples will ever be as fabulous-looking as that?  Well, not so fabulous is the exaggerated bust and hips.  I can feel intense back and neck pain, especially in stilettos.  They wouldn't be able to smile like that.  But that aside, only a few young men would be able to pull off a look like that.  Even with the best plastic surgery, eventually the ugly old man will take over.  There's nothing more depressing than a transsexual who doesn't pass.  Another point to ponder is that they would have to wear form-fitting clothes to be able to tell boy and girl.  No room for modesty here.  It's like a beautiful fluffy kitty: you would have to lift its tail to see whether it has balls or not.  This is clearly the stuff of fantasy, and wouldn't ever happen in real life.

By the way, all the fashion stuff I've been doing is because of Natty.  The fashion business community must pay me so I can be married.

Mary's outfit today is:

Alli&Ali Designs Ariel Hair

CR - Enchant Earrings - Blue Topaz

AVA DESIGN Dahlia Top

AVA DESIGN Nisha Skirt - Foxglove

R.icielli - DEIDRE High Heels

I'm all for creativity and couture, but I am of the perspective that fashion should enhance the appearance of a woman, not ridicule her.  Here are my picks from the Rochas SPRING 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection.  I don't like the frilly wading boots:

Meow

 

Hi Natty!  Aw, don't you worry Honey.  I want to marry you, not any other girl.  I love you with all my heart.  You are MY girl!  How's life in La La Land?  It's a family business, huh.  People we've known already.

I'm feeling dehydrated right now.  That comes with fasting, so.  Sunset is only an hour away, then I have a fish head for dinner!  I did some yard work in the evening anyway.  At the entrance of my driveway, there is a plot of dirt accumulated from being dumped there by the rains.  Very fertile stuff, but full of seeds.  It has some tough grass growing there right now.  I dug that dirt up, and put it in a wheelbarrow.  Then I burned stuff like dead banana leaves on top, and mixed it up.  I've a lot of burning to do before that earth can be used.  The grass is very strong.  I want to plant more basil.  I have a few basil plants growing now in time for the Great Pizza Day.  InshaAllah, it will be enough.

Mary's dress today is one of the older designs made for classic avatars, where the skirt is not an entire mesh object but a panel that fits between the legs to give the illusion of a skirt.  Known as "cuticulums", most of them are crummy but this one isn't bad.

**SD**Mini Dress Feb Red

Alli&Ali Designs Jasmine Hair

Beloved Jewelry : Ruby Pendant Necklace in Gold

Pure Poison - Tiana Sandals

Megan panties - cupid edition

Here are my picks from the Olivier Theyskens SPRING 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection.  I think that mannequin should one size up:

The marketing bitch

 

Hi Natty!  How's it going, Honey?  Are you having a fabulous time?  I hope you are, and that you are keeping yourself safe and healthy.  I'm going back to eating fries again!  Yes, the price of mediocre potatoes has gone down, so I bought 3 kilos today and I'll be cooking up fries tomorrow morning.  *weep*  I weep because I'm poor.  Too poor to be married.  The Green Tea fiasco shows how little value those people place in the music, and how little respect they have for Allah.  It's a general mentality: I'm poor because I refuse to work, and what I have been doing all along is not considered to be work.  So what is justice for me?  To sign an endorsement contract and start drinking green tea?  Since they are unjust to me now, then they will be unjust to me under contract!  They've already shown that it is of greater priority to them to enslave than to negotiate.  As usual, I can only rely on Allah for justice.  In the meantime, I'll just pick up rose pekoe teabags on the way to Starbucks, or buy loose rose pekoe and use a strainer.

Mary's outfit today is:

Natural lips gloss II by Katt Yeetly

*MM* Phillis Dress - Brights

Bowtique - Dolly Heels - White

Exile:: Glinting Light hair

Zuri Rayna~Poinsettia White/Gold Earrings

Here are my picks from the Philipp Plein SPRING 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection:

Cream of chicken soup

 

Hi Natty!  How are you today, Honey?  I hope you are having tons of fun making tons of money for yourself.  Ugh, now that I've had Starbucks again after 14 years, I can't go back to any other coffee.  I had to go there and buy half a kilo of ground coffee beans so I can make my Starbucks at home.  *weeps*  I'm a marketing bitch.  The supermarket closest by stopped stocking my favorite rose pekoe teabags so they could promote a different flavor.  I had to drive far to get my favorite tea.  Good thing the place was close to Starbucks.

This morning I had spaghetti with Campbell's cream of chicken soup.  Campbell's is best straight out of the can without diluting it.  Oh you don't like Campbell's cream of chicken soup, Natty?  I kind of guessed that.  It must be blasé to you.  What if I made cream of chicken soup out of fresh chicken simmered in milk and cream cheese?  Hm, that sounds good but greasy.   If I chilled the broth overnight before adding the cream cheese, then I can just peel off the grease layer.  Sounds like a project, but not right now.  I'm wiped out again.  I'll do this project when I have to feed you inshaAllah.

Mary's outfit today is:

:*BABY*: Sparkling Sky Lipstick

Alli&Ali Designs Skye Hair

Chop Zuey Couture Jewellery Le Petit Fleur Necklace

MARTIN & IVANA / LILY DRESS

-KC- AMIRA BOOTS

Here are my picks from the Bibhu Mohapatra SPRING 2022 READY-TO-WEAR collection: