Saturday, February 15, 2020

Qur'an 20200216

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

92.  And to rehearse the Qur'an.  And if any accept guidance, they do it for the good of their own souls, and if any stray say, "I am only a warner."

93.  And say, "Praise be to Allah, Who will soon show you God's signs so that you shall know them."  And your Lord is not unmindful of all that you do.

The Ants 27:92-93

I love you everyday, not just one day a year

Hi Natty!  What's going on?  How are you spending your weekend?  Oh, that's such a cute photo of you and Elmo!  It's February 15, so I can get back to saying sweet loving things and posting snapshots of pretty flowers and such.  Natty, I love you and I will marry you inshaAllah.  I did something for myself even!  I switched my cooking oil jug from the "Buruh" (labor) brand to the "Murni" (pure) brand.

Natty, you are my honey now.  The old master told me last Tuesday to go buy some honey, so I went and bought a bottle of honey collected from jungle bees in the local jungles here in Perlis.  If you were to wander around in the jungle, you wouldn't see that many flowers.  That's because the flowers are small, or high up in the trees.  You know how honey tastes like the flower it's collected from?  Like apple blossom honey tastes like apples, orange blossom honey tastes like oranges etc.  Well, this honey tastes like pomegranates.  Pomegranates don't grow here, especially out in the jungle.  This stuff that I bought is expensive, because it's pure honey not colored sugar water.  It is medicinal honey, so you don't use it to sweeten your tea, or consume it in heavy gobs.  It's very potent.  I just dip the tip of a bamboo skewer in the bottle, and that's the dose I take once a day on an empty stomach with no water.




I want you kids to know that I love you all, and you are beautiful.






Friday, February 14, 2020

Location, location, location

Where are you right now, Natty?  I thought you were in France, but it looks like you're in Canada.  It's not raining here right now.  It rained a tiny bit just now, a drizzle, which means that it's hot and humid right now.  Gag!  Yeah, home is where the heart is.  I pray someday you will call you and me home.  I've always been alone and God has been my only friend for the most part, so my heart is in the hereafter but I'm working to find some happiness in this world, in marriage.  I hate tropical weather, hot weather, I've fantasized many times about living in Canada, where it never gets hot.

But you will have to admit that Asia is where it's happening right now.  Asia has the people, the bugs, and the drama.  Allah chose this location for me, put me here, and ordered me to stay here and do rock and roll business.  It may be seem an odd place for my business, but with the Internet it makes perfect sense.  It may seem that other places have less drama, but one can die anywhere.  Thus I have to stand my ground here and work, and I pray that you will give your heart to us together, in this place.  And it does rain a lot here.  Right now is the dry season.






Thursday, February 13, 2020

Goodbye, Yoolie

Great job, Natty.  The only way to make a change for the better in the climate crisis, is to make those who care larger than those in power.  It's clear that those in power don't care about the environment, but they don't like to be overpowered so please prepare for that.  I love you, Natty.  Please take good care of your precious self, and please pray.

Little Yoolie died today.  She never really got out of her first heat: when the heat subsided a little, she would get hit with another wave.  But all female cats go into heat...  She was still able to eat and move around, albeit getting orgasms while doing so.  She was fine while Mary Unknown7 sang today, seeming content and enjoying herself as usual.  Then the session was over, and I had to move the cats out of my office for feeding time.  When I picked Yoolie up, she got a massive orgasm, had a heart attack and died quickly.  She died still growling from her orgasm.  What a really strange way to die.  So the Cat of Death is dead.  This may seem weird and funny to you folks, but I loved her.  She was like an angel.  Why do I keep cats anyway?  I hate love sometimes.










Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Qur'an 20200213

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

65.  Say, "None in the heavens or on earth except Allah knows what is hidden, nor can they perceive when they shall be raised up."

66.  Still less can their knowledge comprehend the hereafter: no, they are in doubt and uncertainty thereat, no, they are blind thereunto!

67.  The unbelievers say, "What!  When we become dust, we and our fathers, shall we really be raised?"

68.  "It is true we were promised this, we and our fathers before: these are nothing but tales of the ancients."

69.  Say, "Go you through the earth and see what has been the end of those guilty."

70.  But grieve not over them because of their plots.

71.  They also say, "When is this promise, if you are truthful?"

72.  Say, "It may be that some of the events which you wish to hasten on may be in your pursuit!"

The Ants 27:65-72

Please trust and follow your husband's judgement

Yes Natty, that is a gorgeous jacket.  I used to have a black fringed jacket myself, but I've never seen one that long.  It must be very expensive.

Natty when you marry me inshaAllah, you will be marrying into a unique rock and roll business.  It is also a spiritual path, for both you and me.  So I ask you to please trust and follow my judgement regarding certain matters which may seem to you as vague and hard to understand.  This is not just because I have lived more than twice as long as you, but because Allah has granted me some knowledge of the Qur'an.  For instance, we might cancel our plans to go out at any particular time because it's too dangerous.  Or perhaps a gang of thugs have come into town to carry out a hit.  Or that I isolate myself from the congregation so as not to endanger other people.  Or that I even know who sent those thugs.  Information that you won't get from a class or course.  But it's really no surprise who the culprits are, folks.  Please don't worry, everything will be just fine inshaAllah.  Just get to that quiet place, pray to Allah, and meditate to slow down your heart.

Today is a good day for red roses, don't you agree?







Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Qur'an 20200212

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

59.  Say, "Praise be to Allah and peace on God's servants whom God has chosen.  Who's better?  Allah or the false gods they associate?"

60.  Or who has created the heavens and the earth, and who sends you rain from the sky?  Yea, with it We cause to grow well-planted orchards full of beauty and delight.  It is not in your power to cause the growth of the trees in them.  God besides Allah?  No, they are a people who swerve from justice.

61.  Or who has made the earth firm to live in, made rivers in its midst, set thereon mountains immovable, and made a separating barrier between the two bodies of flowing water?  God besides Allah?  No, most of them know not.

62.  Or who listens to the distressed when it calls on God, and who relieves its suffering, and makes you inheritors of the earth?  God besides Allah?  Little is it you heed!

63.  Or who guides you through the depths of darkness on land and sea, and who sends the winds as heralds of glad tidings, going before God's mercy?  God besides Allah?  High is Allah above what they associate with God!

64.  Or who originates Creation then repeats it, and who gives you sustenance from heaven and earth?  God besides Allah?  Say, "Bring forth your proof, if you are telling the truth!"

The Ants 27:59-64