Simple pleasures

Hi Natty!  That's a beautiful photo spread.  They certainly know how to show off your perfect arms and shoulders.  SO beautiful.  I must say that you look very French.  A kind of 1960's French girl, from the Summer of Love.  I love you, Natty.

Here's a snapshot of my keeping a cool tool.  And dry.

Hi Natty

You are looking excellent, my dearest.  Natty, you are so beautiful and I love you with all my heart.  How's life treating you right now?  Not too much of a hassle, I hope.  It is the Mercy of Allah that we be gentle with them.  It's laundry day for me.  Then in the evening, I took my Dad's car to the wash.  It was a hot day.  That's because the rain teased us, so all we got was heat and humidity.  So could you toss us some snow over here?

Oh dear

Hi Natty.  How are you doing?  Yeah stepping up has its worries, particularly with jealous people.  Something that unknown and worthless people don't have a problem with.  Part of being successful I guess, so count your blessings.  Being the sociologist that you are, you probably feel bad about not being able to please everybody.  I hate pleasing everybody, especially the people I hate.  I guess I'm not as nice as you are.  Hey you that's bullying my Natty!  I know who you are, so stop it!  Technically, I'm still an unknown and worthless person.  I have no money and I have no Grammys.  So it's stupid of people to be jealous of me, right?  I am grateful to you that you protect your chastity as an act of faith in our love and marriage.  I truly appreciate it, and I love you for it.

Floofy used to be a fat cat, and weighed down by the inability to digest kibble.  Her daughter Lookie had always been more agile than her, being able to jump to the top of closets and counter tops easily.  Floofy had always been jealous of her kittens.  Ever since she stopped nursing them, she started to punch them around.  Lookie found solace in high places away from the bullying of her mother.  But since I put all my indoor cats on a chicken breast only diet, Floofy has gained strength and agility and is able to go all the high places she couldn't go before.  So now poor Lookie is a nervous wreck, having no place of escape from her domineering mother.  Except in my bedroom, when I lock the door.

The elephant

Hi Natty!  How are you?  Are you having tons of fun?  Attending those big time Hollywood parties?  Well, please make sure you take care of your health and heart.  And don't be so concerned about jealous people.  I chose you, YOU are my girl, not them.  I love YOU.  OK?  OK!  It's just an average Monday here for me, but I get to go through the day (and its labor) at my own pace, which is great for my heart and temper.  I vacuum cleaned my parents' house in the morning along with other chores, then did some chainsawing in the evening.  Damn!  The chain is blunt!  I just bought that chain 3 or 4 months ago... I guess that is a while ago.  **grumble**  I'm going to have to sharpen each individual blade again, with a flat file.  Yeah that's where I got the idea of sharpening kitchen knives with a flat file, is from sharpening chainsaw blades.  Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and post this, then head out to the mosque.

Elephant?  I didn't see an elephant!  Did you see an elephant?