Billie Holiday

Hi Natty!  How's it going?  Are you super busy?  I'm guessing you are.  Hot stuff!  Always remember to keep calm, and look after your precious body.  Don't forget to pray.  It's an easy going day for me.  I did my laundry first thing in the morning, but I didn't have to go anywhere.  So I was nice and relaxed by the time Mary Unknown7 sang.  Mary tells me she loves to sing Billie Holiday.  She tries to put some Billie Holiday into every song she sings.  I don't think that quite works, though.  How can you put Billie Holiday into Olivia Newton-John?  Mary laughed at me when I asked her that.

Just an average day

Hi Natty!  How are you feeling today, my love?  I hope everything is going great for you, and that you are feeling absolutely great.  It's just an average day for me.   I blew out the dust from my house in the morning with an engine blower, then went to the hospital to pick up my Dad's prescription.  I stopped by the supermarket to get some boneless chicken breast.  Yoolie is still recovering from her first heat.  The poor thing was paralyzed by lust, but now she can move around a little.  She got her appetite back alhamdulillah, but I'm taking this opportunity to feed her less so she can slim down a little.  I also gave her an anti-worm pill.  I just finished dinner.  I made a couple of pita breads, then for the stuffing I cubed up some chicken breast and tofu, and fried them in butter, salt and pepper.  I also fried up some onions.  I think dinner was a success, I think you would have enjoyed it.  Well it's Tuesday, and I'm going to head out to the mosque now to listen to "Tok Guru" (old teacher) talk about the Qur'an.  You take care, my darling.  I love you.

Mosquitoes!

Hi Natty!  Are you doing OK, Sweetheart?  I figure that hordes of those bloodsucking varmints breeding in the swamp and grass would have no hesitation in covering your beautiful body and perfect skin with welts.  Where did they bite you?  You can't really blame them, it's the nature of the beast.  If I were them, I would bite you too.  Many times.  If I were not them, I would bite you too.  I'm sure it was fun and all, but you should keep in mind that you are a beautiful supermodel, and you should protect your precious body.  In our business, we must take care of our bodies because we need our bodies to work.  I don't do yard work during or right after it rains, I don't want to get sick.  Mosquitoes are very dangerous.  When you live in the tropics, or anywhere for that matter, you must do whatever it takes to get rid of them.  My parents prefer the bug spray, but I have to go with the cheapest way to go: mosquito incense.  Very effective in stuffy rooms.  It doesn't smell as sweet as some of those other incense, but it does hide scents while also doing its job.

The school holidays will begin this weekend the 23rd of November, one day earlier in some states, which means that it's tourist season again.  I have a feeling that some of the kids are already here.  They will be here until the New Year, which is over a month long.  During the 2 hours everyday when Mary Unknown7 sings, they will be quiet inshaAllah.  But during the other times, they will need things to do.  I urge the local authorities to make sure they have interesting things to do.  We don't want them to cross the border looking for drugs and hookers, do we?  How about a month-long singing competition instead?  An INTERNATIONAL singing competition?  Stream it everyday on YouTube?

Qur'an 20191118

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

42.  Say, "Who can keep you safe by night and by day from the most Gracious?"  Yet they turn away from the mention of their Lord.

43.  Or have they gods that can guard them from Us?  They have no power to aid themselves, nor can they be defended from Us.

44.  No, We gave the good things of this life to these men and their fathers until the period grew long for them.  See they not that We gradually reduce the land from its outlying borders?  Is it then they who will win?

45.  Say, "I do but warn you according to revelation."  But the deaf will not hear the call when they are warned!

The Prophets 21:42-45

Eek!

Natty, you're naked!  Again!  Well at least you're not showing off your face, so it's not really you or could not really be you.  Right, folks?  I suppose it must be exhilarating to run wild in a field.  Nice looking place, I must say.  I didn't know they still had fields like that in the US.  Must be private property.  Did you bring toilet paper?  That place looks clean, but humans have gotten sensitive to routine.  Even the Amazon indigenous tribes are succumbing to dysentery.  I'm afraid we can't live like that anymore.  I need my bleach.

Speaking of green, here's another sneak peek of Mary Unknown7's outfit today!  Do you like the backdrop?  The texture is called "greens".

Oh, green! Yes, ma'am

Or is that blue?  I had Mary wear blue yesterday.   Well, we already chose her outfit for today: it's black and white.  Tomorrow is supposed to be pink day, but I guess that doesn't apply anymore now that you've stepped up.  So I will have Mary dress up in green for tomorrow's outfit inshaAllah.  We don't have that many green outfits.  Does this also mean that she gets to wear black on Sundays again?  Pink is difficult for us, because we're both color blind.  Pink is grey sometimes, and red is green, and vice versa.

I must say that you are looking marvelous, my dearest.  You are beautiful, and I love you deeply.  I would love to embrace you, as we stroll together in the early winter.  But alas, I have to be here for here is where my mission is.  Plus I'm cradling a cat who is absolutely helpless when she's in heat.