Sunday, April 28, 2019

Big Mac

Hello there, my Lovely Ladies!  How are you feeling today?  I hope that life and the world are treating you nice and gently.  In Islam, the wife is to follow the instruction of the husband in matters of religion.  That way if she makes a mistake, then he is the one who shoulders the blame.  And if he make the mistake, then he gets the blame again.  We see a lot of religious zealots out there nowadays.  There are certainly "priests", "preachers", "learned ones" who profess to serve God but actually devour the substance of people, hoarding what they get, some of them even make money by conning people into becoming soldiers.  Allah knows what they do, and has prepared for them a grievous penalty.

Today I went to McDonald's for dinner, and I had a Big Mac.  Tastes like a Big Mac!  I like McDonald's food, it's easy on my tummy, but I know how to make sandwiches and burgers with bigger portions, and at a much lesser price.  Allah gave me some knowledge of cooking.  My Big Mac cost me 2.14 US dollars.












Saturday, April 27, 2019

Not much going on

Hi Erin!  How's it going, Honey?  I'm sure you must be all sorts of excited, there must be lots going on over there with you.  Not much going on here for me.  A few mangoes and a cheeseburger for lunch, then some rice for dinner.  I chased away a big old monitor lizard from my yard!  They grow big around here.  I tried to run it over with the motorcycle, but it's not the same as in the movies.  Speaking of which, have you seen Avengers: Endgame yet?  Oh it's the weekend, so you must be busy with sports.  Well then, I have a couple of tasks to complete after this and after that I'll watch some YouTube.  I love you!















Friday, April 26, 2019

Yellow!

Hi Natty!  Aw Natty, my beautiful and precious Sweetheart, you are so beautiful.  I love you so much.  Please don't you worry about a thing, OK?  You are going to do just great, and everything is going to turn out just fantastic for us inshaAllah.  You are MY girl, and I love you.

Things are yellow today!  I had a vision that you were wearing yellow.  There's a yellow rose in full bloom in my garden.  My dinner was yellow.  Scrambled egg sandwiches with cheese.













Thursday, April 25, 2019

My X-Men

Hi Erin!  How's it going, my lovely American Princess?  You are MY girl, and I love you so much.  I suppose you are busy being the Sports Princess.  But you can't be a real nerd if you weren't into comic books for some reason at some time.  Ah comic books, the portal where undesirable and lonely male geeks get to fantasize over superheroine bodies...  That's where the purity is!  I have long since abandoned comics for my preference for real women, but I was so happy when they put out the first X-Men movie.  Since then, Fox has totally screwed up MY X-Men, even though brilliantly cast.  But now that Marvel has regained control of the X-Men (and the Fantastic Four), I'm hoping they would reboot the titles.  I would love to see the "Days of Future Past" retold properly (it was Kitty Pryde who timeshifted to her younger self, not Wolverine!)  As with many of the stories I remember from the 80's retold properly.  Now that Avengers:Endgame is over and done with, I am hoping that Marvel would restart the X-Men and the Fantastic Four, then place them in the MCU timeline to culminate in the next massive epic.  Like the Secret Wars and Secret Wars 2.

Just the ramblings of a former comic book geek...