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Hi Natty honey!  Wow, you look so sharp for a casual day in the park, so naturally beautiful.  Plus you're so well dressed, you look like a billion bucks!  That you are.  That expression on your face is priceless.  Yeah, there's a lot of silliness going around, and we miss a lot of it too.  Did you notice that ih_tash_shaam guy sounds like he's masturbating?  Ew.  Anyway, I'm so proud of you that you stayed and finished school.  Please do well in your studies, and make us prouder.

Sunday is PINK!  Is this pink?  It's the season for the sweater dress!  Nice and warm, but I can still feel a bit of a draft.  I got killed again during voice training by some jealous lesbian named daggerdyke or something.  Hey lady, get your own girlfriend.  I'm taken.

God cannot be upstaged

Hi Natty honey!  How are you doing and feeling today, my beautiful and precious Princess?  I hope you are feeling great and having a marvelous time.  Oh it's just another average day for me, doing the same old same old.  After my morning chores, I had to go to the supermarket to get a pint of milk for my dinner.  Instead of cooking lunch today, I bought some "nasi lemak" (rice steamed with coconut milk and served with crunchy anchovies, "sambal tumis" (chillies, onions, and "belacan" (fermented shrimp) blended then fried in oil until saturated) and hard boiled egg) from some ladies at the side of the road.  "Nasi lemak" has many variations, but the one I had today is the most common.  Dinner was pasta with coconut alfredo sauce again, of course that was what the milk was for.  I finally got the thickness of the sauce right.  I used to think that the thicker the alfredo sauce, the better.  Now I know that the correct proportions of sauce and pasta has to be palatable.  It's weird to see the sauce be so runny by itself, then become so thick when mixed with pasta.  I didn't take any snapshots.  It looks like chicken alfredo pasta.  Tastes like it too.  Have you been watching a lot of TV?  I like to watch TV.  The news is very entertaining lately, lots of comedy.  One thing is certain, God cannot be upstaged.  And the universe is God's office.

Oh well.  The computer wants you to watch a movie today.  Please watch "The Wolf of Wall Street" (2013).  At first when I saw Leonardo de Caprio in this movie, I thought he had gotten fat.  Then I realized that he was quite fit: he's just a guy.

When I voice train, I always use the voice channel on Second Life.  As you can see from these snapshots, someone had hijacked the music (streaming) channel.

Friday

Hi Natty honey!  How are you today, my precious darling?  It must be getting colder over there, so that pink winter wear sure looks nice and warm.  Are you relaxing and taking it easy?  I have a feeling you are getting some down time for yourself, which is good.  We need to slow down.  Always conduct your business to slow things down.  Please remember that.  It's just another average day for me.  It's nice and cool though, so I'm in a good mood.  That's one thing to remember about me, if the weather is hot then I'm automatically in a bad mood.  I had trouble getting started with voice training today.  I just learned "XO" by Beyoncé, and I tried to open the set with it.  I usually open the set with a new song, but I couldn't remember the words even though I was staring at the lyrics, so I must have sounded awful.  Then my monitor began to crackle like mad, and I had to fix that and sing at the same time.  Tough beginning today.  I didn't really get my groove until almost an hour into the set.  My Mom gave me some stew, so I had that for lunch.  I made curry pups for dinner, using lentils instead of potatoes.  It turned out awesome.  Alhamdulillah.  Want some?  Oh, I ate them all!

Traffic

Hi Natty honey!  How are you today, you beautiful creature?  I suspect that things are slow right now, and you are finally getting time to relax.  Well, please make sure you do relax and enjoy your success.  You know the stereotype about singers who just lie around all day doing nothing before they perform, so they can be well-rested and give the best performance?  I think that's true, if not pathetic.  You can't be tired if you want to sing well.  But who has the time, especially if you have to do everything yourself?  Even my motorcycle today didn't like the traffic, it kept on stalling.  But it ran great when the traffic was gone.

The computer wants you to watch a James Bond movie today: "Skyfall" (2012).  Bond is an "old dog" in this movie.  But when has 007 ever been very young?  I think Sean Connery in "Dr. No" was the youngest Bond.  Even Pierce Brosnan looked close to 40 in "Goldeneye".  I'm guessing that the age thing makes a man more alluring, or so is the stereotype.  Do you think your big brother could pass as 40 to play 007?

Qur'an 20181011

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

222.  They ask you concerning women's courses.  Say, "They are a hurt and a pollution, so keep away from women in their courses, and do not approach them until they are clean.  But when they have purified themselves, you may approach them in any manner, time or place Ordained for you by Allah.  For Allah loves those who turn to God constantly, and God loves those who keep themselves pure and clean."

223.  Your wives are as a cultivation to you, so cultivate when or how you will.  But do some good act for your souls beforehand, and fear Allah, and know that you are to meet God.  And give good tidings to those who believe.

224.  And make not Allah an excuse in your oaths against doing good, or acting rightly, or making peace between persons, for Allah is One who Hears and Knows all things.

225.  Allah will not call you to account for thoughtlessness in your oaths, but for the intention in your hearts.  And God is the Oft-Forgiving, Most Forbearing.

The Heifer 2:222-225
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Are you excited?

Are you?  Are you?  It's great to be you.  Alhamdulillah.  With all your excitement, please make sure you give thanks to God and pray, and please take proper care of your tummy.  If you are super busy doing all sorts of fun things, then eat only simple foods and drink only plain water until you get a chance or learn to calm down.  Me?  Having you with me would make me very happy.  Are you hungry?  I made some more of that spaghetti in coconut alfredo sauce with chicken.  It's still very thick, even though I thinned it down since last.  I guess it could be even thinner.  Very filling.  Tastes like pasta alfredo.  Want some?

Oh I solved the Mystery of the Missing Poop, and the answer is disgusting!  Ew, ew, EW!  You DON'T WANT TO KNOW what the conclusion is!  Gag!  😬

Qur'an 20181010

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

219.  They ask you concerning booze and gambling.  Say, "In them is great sin, and some benefit, for mankind, but the sin is greater than the benefit."  They ask you how much they are to spend.  Say, "What is beyond your needs."  Thus does Allah make clear to you God's Signs, in order that you may consider.

220.  About this life and the Hereafter.  They ask you concerning orphans.  Say, "The best thing to do is what is for their good."  If you mix their affairs with yours, they are your brethren.  But Allah knows the man who means mischief from the man who means good.  And if Allah had willed, God could have put you into difficulties.  God is indeed Exalted in Power, Wise.

The Heifer 2:219-220
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