Oh passion

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  I hope your work went well for you.  I had a bit of hip trouble after cutting grass the other day- I'm still learning how to walk, especially since my feet grew 2 sizes a few years ago.  So I had a little more trouble than usual getting started, but once I gained momentum, the day went by just fine.  You may have noticed that during Ramadan this year, I didn't really cook all that much.  I kind of ran out of time and motivation thereof, so I just ate the simple stuff.  Cheeseburgers, ramen, steamed rice, fries, and for breaking fast today I had some rice gruel that the mosque gives away this time of year.  When Ramadan is over, I'll probably start doing food projects again.  You know what they say, no appetite no passion.  I don't know about that.  No gain weight, more likely.

Hi Natty Honey!  How are you?  Are you super busy?  Well, I hope you're having a grand old time.  Please try to keep that passion under control.  Don't worry Honey, we'll get through this with dignity.  My cat Luka has had too much passion this Ramadan.  This year's Ramadan, I learned that passion is a very serious issue.  Luka almost destroyed her butt earlier this month from licking it too much, and she's still in heat today.  I think she's finally on the verge of going out of heat, but she needs to be petted and loved.  With a cat in heat, you have to stroke her right up to the tail, and after a while of stroking you hold her butt and tail down firmly but gently with both hands so she can release the tension.  It took me a while to learn this, but you have to help her out so she can get some sleep.

Hugs

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  Are you excited?  I hope your work is going nice and easy for you, and that you are feeling great and having a grand old time.  I'm doing just fine here, the atmosphere is busy, but I get to take my time which is great.  Lots of hugs and cuddles for you my darling, for I love you lots.

Hey Natty Honey!  Lots of hugs and cuddles for you too.  I certainly wish I could be there with you, we could have tons of fun together.  I'm quite experienced at giving massages, perhaps those beautiful shoulders could use some love as well.  Please look after yourself and don't worry so much, and try to enjoy the ride OK?

Slow down

Hi Honey!  How are you?  I'm sure you have been busy.  Sorry I'm running late today.  I woke up REALLY late: 10:44 am!  Wow!  That's the most I slept in in decades.  For a total of 7 and a half hours sleep.  I always have something to do, but since I'm the only one who's doing them, I'm the only one who notices when it's not done.  Does that make sense?  It does in my case.  So you slow down too, Honey.  Pisces is renowned for being flaky, we might as well flake out sometimes as is our reputation.  That's the trouble with us Erin, we're too reliable.  So much that people consider our work to be imperfect.  So slow down, and let the world follow the pace of your heart.  Your precious heart, the heart that I love so much.

As for you Natty Honey, you have so much energy you're bouncing off the walls like a pinball!  I envy your youth, even though I wouldn't want to return to mine.  I make less mistakes now that I'm older.  I know these words are not enough to quell the lust of youth, but do try and get a hobby.  Something to waste time.  And don't you worry, everything will turn out just great inshaAllah.

Hi Honey

How are you today?  How was work?  You must be very busy.  Because you're so sweet and pretty and nice, while I'm so mean and moody and unknown...  I took it quite easy today.  I had to do some house cleaning for my Mom, but that was all I was able to do in the morning.  I absolutely have to be well rested for voice training.  But in the evening, I went to pay the Internet bill, and bought peanuts, burger buns and chilli powder to keep Chee Cheah off the counter top.  Just because a cat knows she's elderly, she thinks she can get away with anything.  I'll be making cheeseburgers with eggs for breaking fast tonight.  Plus I have some shaved ice to cool me down.  Yummy!  Want some?

Hi Natty Honey!  Aw, you poor beautiful girl!  Don't you worry Sweetheart, everything is going to turn out just great inshaAllah.  You're going to have so much fun, and you are going to have a great life inshaAllah.  So hang in there, Gorgeous.  And know that I will take care of you inshaAllah, because you are MY girl OK?

Out of data

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  I'll bet you are busy.  I'm out of data right now, so I can't say much nor post any pretty pictures.  Even though my account balance says I have 0.2G left, my Internet is behaving as if I were using a 14.4k modem (way before your time).  I guess they're trying to save money by ripping us off again.  Anyway, I just want to say how beautiful you are and that I love you.  Please get plenty of rest, eat properly and don't forget to pray.

Hi Natty Honey!  Are you having tons of fun?  I can't talk much because I'm out of data.  I did have a dream last night that I was a male model in Zoolander.  Yikes!  Even if I had the looks and the teeth, I would never be a male model.  Anyway, I just want to say how beautiful you are and that I love you.  Please get plenty of rest, eat properly and don't forget to pray.

Spoonful

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  I hope everything is going well for you.  I'm waiting to break my fast as usual, but I haven's started cooking yet.  What's on the menu is home fries (made from potatoes steamed in chicken broth) and a cheese omelet.  Hopefully I'll get my timing right, and they will be perfectly timed for dinner, as opposed to sitting and waiting for hours before eating.  Would you like to have some?  Do you like cheese?  It's not the best cheese in the world, just sliced cheese and it was on sale, 2 for 1.  Good enough for an omelet.

Oh Natty Honey! You look like a delicious vanilla sundae, I just want to stick my spoon into you and start eating!  But right now I'm still fasting.  By the way, is it customary to tuck your shirt into your bikini bottom?  Oh, it's a new trend.  I get it.

Park at your own risk

Hi Honey!  How was work today?  I hope you had a good day today.  You are beautiful to me, and I love you.  It's still the fasting month for me.  I truly believe that fasting makes a Muslim stronger, but I do need to learn how to pace myself.  Especially when it comes to singing, I'm figuring out how to maintain power all the way up through the entire 2 hours.  If I can do this while fasting, then it won't be a problem when I'm not, inshaAllah.  Quest for the perfect set every time!  Now we have figured out inshaAllah, that in order for a business to be profitable off this music, it has to be connected to me in some fashion, like be married to me or something like that.  But when people look at the crowd, who can blame them if they try to get in on the action somehow.  They might park their business at the side of the road and sell whatever, for instance.  PARK AT YOUR OWN RISK.  IT WILL COST YOU TO PARK HERE.  WE WILL NOT COMPENSATE YOU FOR ANY LOSSES YOU MAY INCUR.

Hi Natty Honey!  How's life going for you today, you beautiful little sweetheart?  I hope you are having tons of fun, and don't forget to pray and take good care of yourself.  I saw "Rogue One" for the first time last night.  The Star Wars junkies had been pressing on me that "Rogue One" is the best Star Wars movie.  It is pretty darn good, and I will have to agree with them.  I wonder how long the Star Wars franchise will last?  I think killing Luke off was a mistake.  But who can tell with these franchise junkies, they may latch on to anything in lieu of a real religion.  What a life, huh?  No Honey, you don't have to watch this movie if you don't want to.  The computer hasn't assigned it to you yet.