Teriyaki

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling?  Don't worry Honey, I'm holding on to you tight and I will be coming for you inshaAllah.  It's Sunday today over here.  Lots of chores as usual, and in the evening I cut the grass by the rice paddy in front of my and your house inshaAllah.  My Mom's property.  I hadn't done the chore in a while, so the grass was long and I had to use the metal blade.  The area smelled like dead rat, then I came across this tree which was covered in flies.  I had never seen so many flies in one place.  I thought, "Oh my God, there's a dead body here."  Then the rain began to fall, so I had to postpone this task until tomorrow.  I will keep my cell phone ready.  For dinner, I had teriyaki chicken with steamed rice.  With sauteed onions.  So simple, so delicious.  Alhamdulillah.  The chicken was tender, cooked to perfection.  And there was nothing special about the teriyaki sauce, just soy sauce and sugar.  I am sure you would love this.  We can even use tofu instead of chicken.  Oh sorry, no snapshot.

Hey Natty Honey!  Wow, those are such beautiful arms and shoulders.  Perfection.  Just like my chicken dinner.  Natty, my cat tells me that you are doing quite well in business.  Oh no Sweetie, I don't want any of your hard earned money.  It's all yours.  Get it while you can, OK?

Aw Erin

Hi Honey.  You are my beautiful and beloved sweetheart, and I love you so much.  Please don't worry, inshaAllah everything will turn out just great.  Meanwhile, please eat well and get plenty of rest, and don't forget to pray.  Maybe you would like to have one of my steak, onion and mushroom burritos?  I made 3 for dinner, but I guess I ate them all.  😁  I'll make one for you next time inshaAllah.  Or perhaps you would prefer a tofu, onion and mushroom burrito.  Which actually tastes quite awesome.

Natty Honey, that's a cute outfit.  Congratulations on being there at the awards, it's certainly a step up.  All you had to do was be there.  You are a beautiful girl.

The Drum

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  I hope that all is well, and business is going smoothly and enjoyably for you.  The General Election here will be on May 9, and all the flags are going up.  They're not done putting up flags yet, I will take some snapshots when the time is right so you can see how mush litter they put up in the air.  It's nothing like elections in the US, and the crowd gets all emotional when they take sides.  Since I serve Allah, I can't take sides therefore I am loathed by all.  Same old shit, right?  It's as if there were no election happening.  I've been working on my drum, and I'm almost done with it.  I'm having difficulty tuning it right now.  So right now, it responds best when I hit it hard.  Oh, wow.  It is LOUD.  And aggressive.

Hey Natty Honey, this time you are mad at me huh?  Sorry, I didn't want to elaborate on "The Curse of the Chick Singer".  Maybe you think I can help your sister?  I can't, in lieu of you.  YOU are the one I'm interested in, and that needs to be clear to all your family.  As for "The Curse of the Chick Singer", well I'll tell you in person OK?  Not here in this public place.  Today the computer wants you to watch "Being There" from 1979.  This is another of my top 10 favorite movies, and it is a true masterpiece.  Flawless!  Observe what's on TV in this movie, and perhaps you will begin to understand why the computer wants you to watch some movies over and over again.  Also take note that Benjamin Rand was "laid to rest" in an Illuminati crypt.

The curse of the chick singer

Hi Honey!  How are you today?  I hope everything is running smoothly for you, with no problems.  I slept in this morning after the dawn prayer, it was nice and comfortable.  But I had to crank on chores, because I had to go downtown to pick up my Dad's prescription.  Girls were behaving kookier than usual today, but what's normal anyway?  Beats me.  I was going to talk about the curse of the chick singer, but I changed my mind.  I didn't want you to get mad at me.  You're always mad at me about something or other, huh?  Please forgive me.  😁

Hey Natty Honey!  Your sister is a singer, right?  Well, singers generally have it easier than other musicians, but a singer is a musician nonetheless, and a musician's life is a hard one.  I don't recommend it.  Are you back in school?  Study hard, Princess.  Do great at school, OK?

😭

Ugh... that song has gotten me crying in my sleep.  I think it's because I'm getting old, and losing control of my emotions.  If I'm still alive in 20 years, I'll probably be in tears 24/7 as a cumulative response to all these love songs I have to sing every day.  I guess I don't have much to say today except "I love you".  I'm going to post the lyrics for

Moony- Dove (I'll be loving you)

Why can't he give her his love
No more again
Tears on her face and the dove
She cries, she knows
She won't be able to fly
Away from him
She'll look at red roses in spring
She won't be able to sing
A song of love

I'll open up my heart
I'll be loving you forever and ever
I'll be part of you
In the way I do
Come into my life so I can sing

And then she questions the sun
Why, why me
The sun doesn't answer
Oh God, can you help me
The answer is easy my love
You've built your own jail
You've always been part of the sky
So why d'you keep staying by his side
Away from me

I'll open up my heart
I'll be loving you forever and ever
I'll be part of you
In the way I do
Come into my life so I can sing

Dove, I'll be loving you forever and ever
I'll be part of you
In the way I do
Come into my life so I can sing

She's a white dove
An angel in disguise
She fell in love with a man
But this man won't give back her love

So this is her cry
This is her cry
This is her cry

I'll open up my heart
I'll be loving you forever and ever
I'll be part of you
In the way I do
Come into my life so I can sing

Hey Natty Honey, how are you?  I hope you are doing absolutely great.  Did you watch that movie?  Please watch the movies I ask you to watch when I ask you to watch them, so we watch movies together.

Lots of music and movies

Hi Honey!  How was your day today?  I hope your life and work is going nice and easy for you.  I'm posting a little late today.  I just got back from the mosque, I always try to make it there to listen to the old Qur'an teacher.  Today was a rather easy day for me.  No yard work is always easier, but it's still quite hot and uncomfortable.  I spent the evening listening to music and working in the kitchen.  I made pasta in alfredo sauce with chicken with extra extra chopped chives.  I made a mistake and bought spaghetti, when I had a little fettuccine left at home, so I mixed the two.   I make the sauce from milk, but this time I cooked the chicken bones in it (usually I make chicken broth out of that).  It activated the milk, so my sauce was curds and whey.  But it was thick enough to be sauce, even though it was off white.  We could probably make alfredo pasta for you with spinach or tofu.  I would have to steam the spinach, I think...

Oh I've been hanging out at the dance club again, so I recently came across a lot of good songs I've never heard before.  Like this one from Moony, which makes want to weep...

Oh Natty Honey, you were at Coachella!  How cool.  Let me Google up who's playing... oops typo, that's a C not an R... wow, I don't know any of these acts.  Well maybe one or two.  I will probably never go on tour.  Too lazy to tour.  Actually, Allah has set me up that I stand my ground in one place and not have to tour.  Make a tourist attraction.  That was God's idea, orders rather.  But it means that I can spend 24/7 with my wives, inshaAllah.  Anyway, the computer wants you to watch "The Gods Must Be Crazy" again.  Please do so, the computer is very clever about these movies.  Or perhaps you haven't watched it yet?  You don't have to focus on it, just let it play with the volume on, while you do whatever it is you do.  Did you know that this movie spawned 3 sequels?  Weird.

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Whew!  These extra workouts are very taxing on one's heart.  Just primping myself in readiness for you, my love.  Wow, you are beautiful.  I guess my idea is to keep the blood flowing, as to avoid and combat atrophy,  One thing's for sure, I cannot be subjected to a lot of physical labor in the morning as it affects my singing in the afternoon.  You know those frogs you hear in singers' throats?  That's mostly fatigue.  Like the stereotype goes, I need to be lazing about and taking it easy before I sing.  And this singing is mashaAllah my, yours, and many other people's bread and butter.  How are you doing, Honey?  How's business?  I hope everything is going nice and dandy for you.

Hey Natty Honey!  Wassap, beautiful girl?  Today the computer wants you to watch a foreign film.  Well, over here it's local.  "Seniman Bujang Lapok" from 1961.  It features one of the treasured national artistes, P. Ramlee.  Who by the way, was ostracized and abandoned when he died at the age of 44.  I've watched this movie many times since I was a kid, and it doesn't seem to me to have a plot.  Nobody lives in those kind of long houses around here anymore.  Few people now queue up to use the outhouse and washroom, if any.  But the clothes and the aura are still the same today, outside the city.  You are blessed that I found one on YouTube with subtitles, but I doubt you would be able to follow this movie because many of the jokes are ethnic or insider, so I included its Wikipedia.