Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Females and chocolate mousse

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today, my beloved?  I hope everything and the world is running smoothly for you, and that you are having a grand old time.  Hey, I'm still alive!  It's been such a long time, and a long time doing this music thing, but Allah keeps me alive for some reason.  So today I celebrated by making chocolate mousse.  Oh my God, I've seen chocolate mousse take control over women's lives...  I remember a chocolate moussecake at the restaurant, which was so good.  It was just a frozen cake out of a box, but the ladies would buy that thing over and over again.  I prefer cheesecake myself, but today I made chocolate mousse out of chocolate, whipped cream and egg whites.  The chocolate was expensive because I'm not going to use some cooking chocolate shit, but the whipped cream cost more than twice the chocolate.  Whipped cream is so expensive in this town.  But I do so enjoy just pointing that spout into my mouth and squeezing.  I have 4 cats in the house, and they are all female.  And they were going crazy when I made chocolate mousse.  Especially Floofy, who wouldn't stop jumping on to the counter to get a quick taste of whatever splatter there is.  You try making chocolate mousse with vicious beasts crawling all over you- it's not easy, I tell you.  The mousse is a success however, because it's so simple.  I should have spent more time melting the chocolate because there were tiny and crunchy chunks of chocolate in the mousse, but I think that makes it better.  I haven't taken any snapshots of it yet because I still have to buy a garnish, plus I can't display it for a couple more days.  It's quite good though, and very sweet.  Most women I've known love chocolate mousse.  I offered some to my mother, but she didn't want any.  She doesn't like chocolate mousse.

Hey Nattikins, movie star!  Do you like chocolate mousse?  I have lots!  The computer wants you to watch a Bruce Lee movie today.  From 1971, "The Big Boss".  It's kind of violent, because it's a martial arts movie.  You would think while watching the movie that it was set in China somewhere, but it was actually filmed in Thailand.  If you compare the aura of the movie (and the cops) to "The Man With The Golden Gun", it's exactly the same aura.  Hot and sweaty.  White knuckles!  Hey, this movie's on YouTube!  Please watch the movies I ask you to watch at the time I ask you to watch them.  So we watch them together.



Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Hi Honey

How are you today?  I suppose you are keeping busy.  Well please keep safe and patient, and don't forget to pray.  Aah!  It's a busy day for me.  Lots of commute and running around, then when I'm not doing that and other chores, I have to be on the computer.  I have to finish this letter quickly then go to the mosque and listen to the elderly Qur'an teacher.  At the top of my agenda today was to try to get a drum so I can write the next album.  I would rather have a whole drumset, but I was just seeking a floor tom today, and even that was out of my price range.  I might have to write the next album on pots and pans and tupperware.  Yeah, I know maybe 10 years from now I would have a drumset, but that's not when I need it.  Besides, I might get killed off by then.  You never know.  But I will write the next album somehow, even if it be on pots and pans and tupperware.

Hey Natty Honey!  Studying hard?  I don't study anymore, I'm too busy doing.  It's ironic that when we are young, time crawls and there's nothing to do.  For me, there's not enough time to do everything, and I would love to have plenty of time to do nothing.  Just be with my wife or something.
 

Monday, February 26, 2018

My Girl

Isn't she pretty?  I love her.  I will marry her, inshaAllah.
My Guitar.  "Raven Among The Crows"

Natty Honey, you are so cute!  I wish you could be here, the weather is rather tolerable today, considering how hot it's been.  Well, at least with the cold weather you don't have to worry about being perky.  You have a movie to watch!  Yes, the computer has decided on a movie for you to watch today.  From 2003, "Matrix Revolutions".  If you had guessed that Neo is like a Jesus Christ figure in this movie, then you are half right.  Actually Neo and Trinity, both as one, is the Jesus Christ figure.






Sunday, February 25, 2018

Sunday

Hi Honey!  How is your Sunday today?  Are you relaxing by the beach, or are you relaxing in front the the TV, or are you working and therefore not relaxing at all?  Well please take time to relax and enjoy life.  After all, you are my Queen and all you really need to do is be beautiful.  And you are beautiful.  So please take care of yourself.  It's always busy on Sundays for me.  I have a lingering cough from having the fan blast in my face all night (I have no AC).  Otherwise, it's so hot I can't sleep.  So I take cough syrup which is a narcotic, and I had to struggle through my Sunday chores, and be worn out for voice training.  My voice was so tired, I had to stop half an hour early.  That cliche about a singer lazing around all day before the gig is no joke: the body simply cannot be exhausted in order to sing well.  Nothing special on the menu, either.  Just ramen for lunch, and a double cheeseburger with fries for dinner.  Stable food for my tummy.  Yeah, I know it's probably not Erin food.  But I don't have salad fixings right now.  After this, I have to spend the rest of the night on the computer.  I like computer work.

Hi Natty honey!  Are you keeping warm?  What are you eating?  Oh I wish you would show off your food for me to see. We all want to see!  It's not as sweltering hot as it has been lately, so it's not much an effort to get comfortable.  It's almost spring there, isn't it?  Almost time to get sunny!  Yes, I am watching a movie right now.  It's a great movie, but the computer hasn't assigned it to you yet.  Happy Sunday, darling!

Saturday, February 24, 2018

My life to give

Yes Honey, it would have been so much simpler if I had the money, don't you think?  You would have had a ring, a house, kids perhaps, and a long time ago to boot.  But since that isn't the case, what's left is my life to give.  I put everything I have on the line.  But not to the humans: I give it all to God.  Because I seek my reward from God, that I be married, safely married, and happily married.  The good news is, I did have some extra money today so I went and got the fixings for chocolate mousse.  That is some expensive stuff, but I had to get the best chocolate.  Whipped cream is so expensive in this town.  I thought of buying strawberries as a garnish, but I didn't.  Could you believe that they didn't have glass bowls at the supermarket?  So I bought a stone bowl instead.  I'm just going to let it all sit in the fridge until next month.  Hey, maybe you would like to come have chocolate mousse with me early next month?

Hi Natty honey!  How's school?  I hope you are doing well and having a great time.  Oh, no movie assignment today.  You should be watching your own movies, and all the time too.  Study with a movie on.

Friday, February 23, 2018

Oh, the drama!

People are sure getting all emotional about this amusement park.  Conspiracy, death etc.  And so close to the elections, too.  But my decision is made and final: I WILL NOT ENDORSE OR BE INVOLVED WITH A LOCAL AMUSEMENT PARK.  They don't need me, right?  They can do it themselves then.

Hi Honey!  How are you, my darling?  I hope you are not overworking.  Please get lots of rest and eat properly.  I finally cut the grass today!  I love you with all my heart.  You are my wife inshaAllah.

Hi Natty honey!  How's school?  I hope big business is leaving you alone while you study.  You are my 2nd wife inshaAllah, and I love you.

Thursday, February 22, 2018

Nothing much going on today...

Hi Honey!  How are you today, my beloved?  You are the light of my life, I love you and I would wait for you forever.  All the while I work towards you, all alone but what else is there to do than to love you?  I'm sorry I was all business yesterday.  How's work, by the way?  I'm sure everybody has their money on you.  Nothing much going on here today, just the usual chores.  It keeps me busy though.  I haven't done any yard work in a week since I cut down that tree, so I better cut the grass tomorrow inshaAllah.  I do prefer working indoors, though.  I'm so lazy!

Hey Natty honey!  How is school?  I hope you are studying hard and will become an A student.  That is something that I cannot do- I spent my youth going straight to work.  So please do me proud and do well at school.