Hello there

Hi Honey!  How was your day?  I hope you are feeling great.  I started my day early.  I had to get a newspaper for my Dad.  Yes, he still reads those things.  I use them too, but to cover my counter top.  I left home early, because I wanted to check out what was at the fish market.  It had rained last night, so I didn't expect anything good.  Fish prices are always high after the rain.  And so it was, everything was expensive and choices few.  I'm sure you are back in action after having a nice rest.  I should have taken a longer nap before voice training.  It always happens... I'm active in the morning and I get worn out in the middle of my set when I have to sing.  I have too much to do.  But anyway, I made more coconut croquettes for dinner.  Delicious.  Crunchy on the outside, and white and coconutty on the inside.  Here, have one.

Hey, I'm not yellow!  How rude!  Or did you fall ill, Natty?  Oh, is it a tan?  Hm.  I don't really like tanned skin.  Please don't get a tan.  I like smooth white skin and bright blonde hair.  I'm guessing that you are sensitive about food.  Don't worry, I can teach you how to cook.  God gave me a little knowledge on cooking.  My Mom is really sensitive about food.  She has to be the most competitive cook on the planet.  But here, have a coconut croquette.

 

 

 

Tummies!

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today?  How's your appetite?  I suppose with how crazy it's become, you wouldn't have much of an appetite.  But you'll get over it.  The spiral is just a change of perception.  You have crossed the door to different reality.  Otherwise, life is all the same as it usually is.  Tummies will rumble.  I have imposed a "no snacks" martial law on my indoor cats.  Someone has been getting diarrhea, and if one cat gets diarrhea, then all the cats get punished.  No snacks!  My tummy has become sensitive in my old age.  I love spicy food, the spicier the better.  But all the spicy food I ate in my youth has made my stomach really sensitive.  Oh my God, how I crave suicide wings.  But no more of that until the next life, inshaAllah.

Natty, what have you been eating?  Have you been eating the local food?  You should guess that someone who eats very little as a habit and was raised on Thanksgiving turkey and pizza, would not be able to stomach local Bermuda food.  Whatever that is.  I've never been to Bermuda, but I'm thinking tortillas and salsa and beans and the like.  If you can't eat it Natty, don't eat it.  Eat at KFC and McDonald's.  Oh by the way, you do look like a German princess, I agree with that guy who mentioned it.  I don't think it's the force of your personality, but the talent of the production team of that photo shoot.  To me, you are a Thanksgiving turkey and pizza girl.  And I love you for it, of course.

 

 

 

Trying to rest? Forced to rest!

Hi Honey!  How are you feeling today, my love?  Have you been trying to relax and take it easy, but then wind up chasing your own tail?  Oh, it's an exciting life!  I often grumble at its imperfections, but then I wouldn't want to be anyone else but me.  I don't want to live someone else's life, do you?  Alhamdulillah.  I am pleased to report that my coconut croquettes are a runaway success!  So delicious!  Alhamdulillah!  Oh I didn't take any snapshots of my food, I ate them all.  Maybe next time.  I am back at Kuula in the mornings (your mornings), so if you want to seek me out, I'll be there everyday inshaAllah.  Now I have to get dressed and go to the mosque.

After I say hi to Natty!  Hi Natty!  Trying to catch up on sleep?  But you're so wired, you can't sit still!  Well, take sweet care of yourself Sweetie.  Enjoy some good food!  Pizza!  Oooh it's almost time for pizza...  I have to get the fixings together....

 

 

 

Ugh

Tired today.  And lazy, too.  Lazier than my usual lazy self.  I think I got hexed.  So instead of doing yard work, I made some croquettes and am writing to my Sweetie, while watching "Ghostbusters".  I think Bill Murray was a better choice for Dr. Venkman than John Belushi.  Or it could have gone either way.  It rained heavily this morning anyway, so everything's wet outside.  The rain beat from the south, and I have open windows on the south.  My grandfather's old house is only a couple of yards south, but the rain came straight in somehow.  Incredible.  I hope you're getting lots of rest, Honey.  Monkeys!  Monkeys everywhere!

Hey Natty, that does look very comfortable.  White linen... wow.  I hope you realize that when you have your own house inshaAllah, you will be responsible for keeping it beautiful.  What... I have to pay for and build the house, AND do housecleaning?  No way!  I suck at housecleaning.  Natty honey, I would like to advise you now you have become stronger and more beautiful, not to become a bully.  Yes I know you can get crabby sometimes especially when you don't get enough rest, but you are a role model so please behave with great patience.  True strength is when you are able to suppress your anger.

The show that never ends

I'm sorry Honey, please forgive me.  Of course you must rest, so please rest.  Please make sure you feel the best you can feel all the time, because how you feel is so very important to me, because I love you.  Me, I have to work every day.  Every day, I must sing.  And there's so much other stuff to do.  Imagine if I missed a day writing to you, how would you feel?  No, I'm dedicated and faithful InshaAllah.  So I have to get my rest within the day.  Sometimes when it rains, I don't have to do yard work.  But most of the time, I'm doing something.  A microscopic step to you day by day.

Hey sexy legs!  I'm glad you're finally taking a break.  Partying is hard and dangerous work!  Most people don't realize it...  I've never roasted a whole turkey before.  I'm guessing that it has to be slow cooked at a low temperature, and kept constantly moist.  That's how I cook my chicken at least, and a turkey is just a big chicken.  I can't find turkey here, but I've seen some people raise it.  I'm surprised that you're hankering for food.  You usually eat like a bird.  No, not a turkey smoothie...

Take it easy

Just relax, and go about the routine.  How is your appetite?  I have a big appetite, but I try to limit myself to 2 meals a day.  Do you remember everything that happened to us in the last 4 years?  Do you believe that step by step we are becoming closer to being married?  Everyday, I try to create a step closer to our being married inshaAllah.  The hugeness of it all is because we are caught up in God's plan, so I pray.  Do you remember the major events that happened to us in our love?  Or is it all the same, as we are still apart?  No, we are together.  And we can become even closer together.  We can talk to each other.  I want you to know that I love you.

Natty, what a cute group!  I wanna be pretty too!  But I'm not, so there.  But it's OK for a man to be butt-ugly if he has power, you know.  If you are becoming grumpy at times, it's because you haven't been getting enough rest.  So focus your routine on relaxation times.  Oh sure, I know that sleep is whenever it happens.  If that's the case, then nap when you get drowsy.

Aw Erin

It sure is a crazy world, huh?  You must be awfully busy, but you must have found out that it's true what I told you: America needs you.  Now don't stress about it Honey, all you have to do is relax and be yourself.  All the people want is to look at you and see how beautiful you are, you don't have to say anything if you don't want to.  I've brought you into my realm, because you are my wife inshaAllah.  It is a spiritual reality, where we are just along for the ride and Allah is the Boss, so hold on tight.  I want you to talk to me one on one, so that you know I am available to you all the time.  Because there are some things that only I can explain to you, and not in public like here.  Meet me in Second Life to get my email, I'm always there in the morning.  Your morning.  Take your time, Erin.  This week I won't be at the chat room, because I'm working on my wardrobe.  And remember, just be yourself.  You are beautiful.  Please pray.

As for you Natty, people are going to want you to party all the time.  You're going to enjoy it so much, you will want to party all the time.  So please stay clean.  No booze or drugs, and protect your chastity.  That's the key to surviving the party scene.  Please don't smoke either.  Talk to me whenever you are in doubt or you need to know something, I can help you inshaAllah.  They want to party with you because you are me.  Now that the money is coming in for you, get yourself a laptop and meet me in Second Life to get my email.  Or borrow a laptop if all you want is my email.  Though I strongly suggest that you get a laptop so you can find a hobby or diversify.  Something to waste time.  Don't forget to pray.