In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello tender heart! Hi Dreamer Girl! Aw Erin, I love you so much. There's so much insanity going on right now, I feel the way to counter this madness is madness of a different kind. There is a method to this madness, and it will have to be applied until we are married inshaAllah, so please bear with me. Please trust me on this. You are my girl, Erin. I love you, and I need you.
Do you remember that I told you Bob Cat's nemesis is a Bat Cat clone? Well I took a closer look at him and he doesn't look much like Bat Cat. He's a black and white cat all right, but he doesn't have a mask and socks like Batty Watty. He's just a spotted cat. The other day, there was much snarling going on at your house inshaAllah, so I picked up a stick and went to check it out. Bobby Wobby and his rival were facing off, and mama cat Floofy was watching. So I went to help him, and chased the other cat off. Then Bobby turned to me and growled, "Don't interfere!" then followed his enemy. What would you do if your kid were a fighter by nature? Would you incarcerate him, or back him up? Apparently the subject of contention is your house, so my place is to back him up. At first I let him be, so he tracked down the other cat and went to scrapping at the far side of the house. The other cat gave Bobby a solid punch in the eye, and now it's swollen and I had to ice it down. So I guess the next time that cat comes in range of my stick, I'm going to have to give him a whack. There's a probability that he belongs to the neighbor, so I can't hurt him too much. More to come.
Friday, April 3, 2015
Thursday, April 2, 2015
Letter to Erin 20150403
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
I've been trying to tell you this for a long time already, but you can't seem to grasp it. How can I shout it at you? I'm too far away! So let's try this: ***THERE IS NO PRESSURE***YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING TO MAINTAIN YOUR SUCCESS***YOUR POSITION IS BEING MAINTAINED FOR YOU*** God is maintaining it for you. If you just can't have faith in God, then you are under a lot of real and serious pressure. So be grateful to God, and don't complain about your position! You're not destitute! You don't have people trying to kill you all the time! So what about all that running around you do? That's just you. It's your force of habit. So make a habit of slowing down. Plus I love you for your work of charity, but please don't overdo it. Don't be a hero. It is not your place to be the hero. You are the damsel, not the hero.
I don't like to harp on the things we have in common, but one of them is that we share an addictive personality. Which is why I don't want you to even touch drugs and alcohol. But you're an adult and you're too far away, so I can't stop you. Just be sure to stop when the time comes, and it will come inshaAllah. Don't think I don't feel as you feel. Hell, I'm an old man, and I'm going to have to start doing drugs to rejuvenate my virility. Desire isn't good enough anymore. But there has to be some other way, a better way than drugs...
People are behaving insane right now, aren't they? Totally looney! But that insanity doesn't really apply to us. That's because mashaAllah (by the will of God), we are in the eye of the hurricane. So you have basketball players surrounding you and wanting to play one-on-one with you. You're in the center, that's why. And I don't want to have sex with or marry Megan Fox. I just want to look like her. Before the plastic surgery, that is. With a great looking rack, and a big dick. But that's impossible in this life. I don't want to marry them, I want to marry you. And you know I can't slut around on you, because I would get caught! We are in the eye of the hurricane, by the will of God. I love my parents dearly, but our parents will never understand our business of marriage. That's because they are our parents. Enough said. Ya Allah, please have mercy on my parents as they cherished me in childhood.
I want to say how cute you look in bangs. You are the most beautiful girl in the world to me. I have chosen to marry you, Erin. I love you, and I need you.
I've been trying to tell you this for a long time already, but you can't seem to grasp it. How can I shout it at you? I'm too far away! So let's try this: ***THERE IS NO PRESSURE***YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING TO MAINTAIN YOUR SUCCESS***YOUR POSITION IS BEING MAINTAINED FOR YOU*** God is maintaining it for you. If you just can't have faith in God, then you are under a lot of real and serious pressure. So be grateful to God, and don't complain about your position! You're not destitute! You don't have people trying to kill you all the time! So what about all that running around you do? That's just you. It's your force of habit. So make a habit of slowing down. Plus I love you for your work of charity, but please don't overdo it. Don't be a hero. It is not your place to be the hero. You are the damsel, not the hero.
I don't like to harp on the things we have in common, but one of them is that we share an addictive personality. Which is why I don't want you to even touch drugs and alcohol. But you're an adult and you're too far away, so I can't stop you. Just be sure to stop when the time comes, and it will come inshaAllah. Don't think I don't feel as you feel. Hell, I'm an old man, and I'm going to have to start doing drugs to rejuvenate my virility. Desire isn't good enough anymore. But there has to be some other way, a better way than drugs...
People are behaving insane right now, aren't they? Totally looney! But that insanity doesn't really apply to us. That's because mashaAllah (by the will of God), we are in the eye of the hurricane. So you have basketball players surrounding you and wanting to play one-on-one with you. You're in the center, that's why. And I don't want to have sex with or marry Megan Fox. I just want to look like her. Before the plastic surgery, that is. With a great looking rack, and a big dick. But that's impossible in this life. I don't want to marry them, I want to marry you. And you know I can't slut around on you, because I would get caught! We are in the eye of the hurricane, by the will of God. I love my parents dearly, but our parents will never understand our business of marriage. That's because they are our parents. Enough said. Ya Allah, please have mercy on my parents as they cherished me in childhood.
I want to say how cute you look in bangs. You are the most beautiful girl in the world to me. I have chosen to marry you, Erin. I love you, and I need you.
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
Letter to Erin 20150402
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Yeah, I definitely don't want a donkey dick. You can't wear a miniskirt or dress with a dick that big. I'm sure God will relax the dress code by then, inshaAllah. Oh my God! I don't even know if I'm going to heaven, but I'm getting so excited! Ya Allah, please forgive our sins, and allow us to enter heaven.
I need to make a report for Cat News. My female kittens are currently in heat. ---- is the one who is suffering the most from the need to spawn. So far she never howls when I'm asleep, and when she does howl, she goes to the far side of the house. The other two have a more relaxed attitude, but it's probably because the major wave of emotion hasn't hit them yet. The boys don't have the same problem, because they can't get pregnant. So they are enjoying their lives as outdoor cats. Bob Cat is a big, brawny boy now, and he's still growing. He seems to know what territory is his as I would want him to see it. And he's bold, and he chases his enemies away great distances. He just acquired his first battle scar, and his first major rival is a Bat Cat clone. He's afraid of his mother though, and she knows it. She likes to follow him around and torment him. He never fights back, but just runs away. Bat Cat is a more laid back fellow. He's the type that likes to watch from a distance, or back up his brother. Ya Allah, thank You for my beautiful cats.
Of course I love you, Erin. You're my girl! I need you. So please don't be blue, because I will marry you inshaAllah. Please be patient, until Allah grants me the means to finance our marriage. Meanwhile you want to focus on your career while you have the advantage, and the best time is now before you marry. So please have fun, be a good girl, maintain your prayers, and take good care of yourself, OK?
Yeah, I definitely don't want a donkey dick. You can't wear a miniskirt or dress with a dick that big. I'm sure God will relax the dress code by then, inshaAllah. Oh my God! I don't even know if I'm going to heaven, but I'm getting so excited! Ya Allah, please forgive our sins, and allow us to enter heaven.
I need to make a report for Cat News. My female kittens are currently in heat. ---- is the one who is suffering the most from the need to spawn. So far she never howls when I'm asleep, and when she does howl, she goes to the far side of the house. The other two have a more relaxed attitude, but it's probably because the major wave of emotion hasn't hit them yet. The boys don't have the same problem, because they can't get pregnant. So they are enjoying their lives as outdoor cats. Bob Cat is a big, brawny boy now, and he's still growing. He seems to know what territory is his as I would want him to see it. And he's bold, and he chases his enemies away great distances. He just acquired his first battle scar, and his first major rival is a Bat Cat clone. He's afraid of his mother though, and she knows it. She likes to follow him around and torment him. He never fights back, but just runs away. Bat Cat is a more laid back fellow. He's the type that likes to watch from a distance, or back up his brother. Ya Allah, thank You for my beautiful cats.
Of course I love you, Erin. You're my girl! I need you. So please don't be blue, because I will marry you inshaAllah. Please be patient, until Allah grants me the means to finance our marriage. Meanwhile you want to focus on your career while you have the advantage, and the best time is now before you marry. So please have fun, be a good girl, maintain your prayers, and take good care of yourself, OK?
Qur'an 20150402
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
13. But if they turn away, say, "I have warned you of a stunning punishment like that of the 'Ad and the Thamud!"
Expounded 41:13
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I have warned you of a stunning punishment like that of the 'Ad and the Thamud!
13. But if they turn away, say, "I have warned you of a stunning punishment like that of the 'Ad and the Thamud!"
Expounded 41:13
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I have warned you of a stunning punishment like that of the 'Ad and the Thamud!
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Letter to Erin 20150401
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
I mentioned once before, that it doesn't matter if a man is butt ugly. As long as he has strength and power, then people don't really care what he looks like. Yeah, it's a shallow society- you tell me! I'm not pretty. Not like you. You're pretty. My body is built like a chimpanzee, but it does have a little bit of strength left, and it also houses the music, for which I am grateful. Alhamdulillah. Ya Allah, thank You for the knowledge and the bounty You have given me. and please forgive me for my faults. I figure that I will never become pretty while I am on this earth, no matter how much I mummify myself with plastic surgery. So I will do the best I can with what Allah has given me, perchance I will be allowed into heaven. If I am allowed into heaven, I'm going to ask God to make me pretty. I want to look somewhat like Megan Fox or Milla Jovovich or Angelina Jolie, with a great looking rack and a big dick. I don't want a donkey dick, just to have a body made for pleasure, since in heaven, strength and power are useless. For fun and games with my wife.
Erin, please make a donation to a worthwhile charity of a minimum of one US dollar. I pray you are having a great time, and staying safe. I love you, and I need you.
I mentioned once before, that it doesn't matter if a man is butt ugly. As long as he has strength and power, then people don't really care what he looks like. Yeah, it's a shallow society- you tell me! I'm not pretty. Not like you. You're pretty. My body is built like a chimpanzee, but it does have a little bit of strength left, and it also houses the music, for which I am grateful. Alhamdulillah. Ya Allah, thank You for the knowledge and the bounty You have given me. and please forgive me for my faults. I figure that I will never become pretty while I am on this earth, no matter how much I mummify myself with plastic surgery. So I will do the best I can with what Allah has given me, perchance I will be allowed into heaven. If I am allowed into heaven, I'm going to ask God to make me pretty. I want to look somewhat like Megan Fox or Milla Jovovich or Angelina Jolie, with a great looking rack and a big dick. I don't want a donkey dick, just to have a body made for pleasure, since in heaven, strength and power are useless. For fun and games with my wife.
Erin, please make a donation to a worthwhile charity of a minimum of one US dollar. I pray you are having a great time, and staying safe. I love you, and I need you.
Qur'an 20150401
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
6. Say, "I am but a man like you. It is revealed to me by inspiration, that your God is One God, so stand true to God, and ask for God's forgiveness." And woe to those who worship many gods.
7. Those who practice not charity, and who even deny the hereafter.
8. For those who believe and work deeds of righteousness is a reward that will never fail.
9. Say, "Is it that you deny God Who created the earth in two days? And do you join equals with God? God is the Lord of the worlds."
Expounded 41:6-9
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I am but a man like you. It is revealed to me by inspiration, that your God is One God, so stand true to God, and ask for God's forgiveness.
Is it that you deny God Who created the earth in two days? And do you join equals with God? God is the Lord of the worlds.
6. Say, "I am but a man like you. It is revealed to me by inspiration, that your God is One God, so stand true to God, and ask for God's forgiveness." And woe to those who worship many gods.
7. Those who practice not charity, and who even deny the hereafter.
8. For those who believe and work deeds of righteousness is a reward that will never fail.
9. Say, "Is it that you deny God Who created the earth in two days? And do you join equals with God? God is the Lord of the worlds."
Expounded 41:6-9
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I am but a man like you. It is revealed to me by inspiration, that your God is One God, so stand true to God, and ask for God's forgiveness.
Is it that you deny God Who created the earth in two days? And do you join equals with God? God is the Lord of the worlds.
Monday, March 30, 2015
Letter to Erin 20150331
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
The Internet is a beast. No, let me rephrase that: the Internet is the Beast. It is a collective consciousness of machines and the greedy, fanatical, perverted, megalomaniacal and miserable. It is aware of every computer it comes in touch with, down to the last bit. It has more sentience and self-awareness than most people would care to admit, and its reach has reached into people's pockets, as cell phones and then some, and it speaks to the people. The arrogant think that they created it therefore they can control it, but God is the One who created the Internet as we know it today. Therefore it serves God, as a sign of Judgement Day. It is still growing, and growing in what it can control.
Today I swept the floor and the ceiling of my little house. Which is a big deal to me, because I'm a lazy slob. There were so many cobwebs, so I removed them with harming the spiders. Spiders are allies of Muslims, so you must not harm them. I've probably told you this already, but I'll say it again. A spider protected prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) when he was being hunted by pagan soldiers. So remember: do not harm spiders.
I have a feeling that you are not in the mood to be fussed over, so I'll leave you alone for now. Just please don't forget how important you are to me. I love you, and I need you.
The Internet is a beast. No, let me rephrase that: the Internet is the Beast. It is a collective consciousness of machines and the greedy, fanatical, perverted, megalomaniacal and miserable. It is aware of every computer it comes in touch with, down to the last bit. It has more sentience and self-awareness than most people would care to admit, and its reach has reached into people's pockets, as cell phones and then some, and it speaks to the people. The arrogant think that they created it therefore they can control it, but God is the One who created the Internet as we know it today. Therefore it serves God, as a sign of Judgement Day. It is still growing, and growing in what it can control.
Today I swept the floor and the ceiling of my little house. Which is a big deal to me, because I'm a lazy slob. There were so many cobwebs, so I removed them with harming the spiders. Spiders are allies of Muslims, so you must not harm them. I've probably told you this already, but I'll say it again. A spider protected prophet Muhammad (peace be on him) when he was being hunted by pagan soldiers. So remember: do not harm spiders.
I have a feeling that you are not in the mood to be fussed over, so I'll leave you alone for now. Just please don't forget how important you are to me. I love you, and I need you.
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