Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Letter to Julia 20140610


In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

For some reason, tonight I am catless!  Floofy is in heat, so she's outside waiting for her mate to come around.  It seems that the orange cat next door is also in heat, or sounding like it, and is competing with Floofy for her mate.  They're both getting along for now, and I haven't seen them all-out-fight, but they do tussle about somewhat playfully.  As for the grey tomcat, he doesn't come around when the orange cat is here.  So Floofy is outside tonight, waiting for her beau.  Chee Cheah is avoiding me because she knows she's up for an antifungal shot.  The dreaded vet!  Which means I'm going to have to act apathetic and hunt her down and pounce on her when she least expects it.  The problem is this has to be done in the morning when the vet is open.  A cat with experience can be very sly.

On the menu tonight is crispy fried crab.  I prefer my crab to be very large like king crab, or very small, about the size of a large coin.  Which is hard to come by, so I don't eat crab all that often.  Did you know that if a crab is small enough, it can be fried crispy like a potato chip, and you eat the whole thing, shell and all?  I found some small crab at the night market today, but they were still too big, but I bought them anyway.  The guy selling them said, "Not all of them are small.  Here's one that seems to have some flesh to it."  I replied, "Is it OK if I trade the big ones for small ones?"  He gave me a dirty look, started mumbling, and refused to take my money.  But like I said, the crabs were too big for my crispy fry.  Crab doesn't need salt if you cook it right, and I used the brains for sauce, so I should have used less of the Siamese hot sour paste.  But it's still rather good.  Filling, too.  Want some?  Better not.  The Siamese hot sour paste gave me the runs.  I forgot I have a "White Man's Stomach".

Qur'an 20140610


In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

106.  A Qur'an which We have divided, in order that you might recite it to humans in intervals: We have revealed it in stages.

107.  Say, "Whether you believe in it or not, it is true that those who were given knowledge beforehand, when it is recited to them, fall down on their faces in humble prostration."

108.  And they say, "Glory to our Lord!  Truly has the promise of our Lord has been fulfilled!"

109.  They fall down on their faces in tears, and it increases their humility.

110.  Say, "Call upon Allah, or call upon the Compassionate One.  By whatever name you call upon God, for to God belong the Most Beautiful Names.  Neither speak your prayer aloud, nor speak it in a low tone, but seek a middle course between."

111.  Say, "Praise be to Allah, who begets no son, and has no partner in dominion, nor any to protect God from humiliation.  Yea, magnify God, for God's Greatness and Glory!"

The Night Journey  17:106-111
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Whether you believe in it or not, it is true that those who were given knowledge beforehand, when it is recited to them, fall down on their faces in humble prostration.

Call upon Allah, or call upon the Compassionate One.  By whatever name you call upon God, for to God belong the Most  Beautiful Names.  Neither speak your prayer aloud, nor speak it in a low tone, but seek a middle course between.

Praise be to Allah, who begets no son, and has no partner in dominion, nor any to protect God from humiliation.  Yea, magnify God, for God's Greatness and Glory!

Monday, June 9, 2014

Letter to Julia 20140609


In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

It seems that Floofy is back in heat!  How quickly she adapted to the tragic loss of her first batch of kittens.  She still has the same mate, and today they spent the whole day together.  How romantic!  They were practically inseparable today, and this evening when I put her in her cage, he stayed right at the door, having conversations with her.  InshaAllah we will be having another installment of Kitten TV soon.  And inshaAllah it will be a happy one this time.

Mystery of the Missing Cat: Simper, one of my brother's ex-cats, the last one of four, also caught the flu.  So I shut her in the cage so I could feed her antibiotics and fever reducers without having to chase her down, and this particular cat is good at climbing and hiding.  There's no way for a cat to get out of the cage: I've kept many a cat in there for many a month.  But the cat is gone!  How could that be?  No other cat, even as a kitten, could escape the cage.  The answer is simple, Zam: the cat found a way out.  Well, I found the cat a day later, resting under my bedroom window.  My doctoring seems to have worked, and she's eating again.  Praise be to Allah.

Now you're probably thinking, "We're not married yet, so I can wear whatever I want!"  You're right, we're not married yet.  But I cannot be married to a non-Muslim.  Of course I have to be liberal with your work requirements, just as much as your bosses have to accept your prayer obligations, for I'm sure they understand how valuable the connection to Islam and the Orient is.  When we are married inshaAllah, I plan to dress you up, do your hair and makeup, make you my little dolly, as my hobby.  I know you're smart enough to know your public image, Mrs. Global.  So please dress modestly when you're off-duty.  Off-duty means when you're not being paid.  How about some loose jeans with a T-shirt and nice cardigan?  Or a gown and a shawl for those formal occasions?  You are so beautiful.  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

Qur'an 20140609


In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

99.  See they not that Allah, who created the heavens and the earth, has power to create the likes of them?  Only God has decreed a term appointed, of which there is no doubt.  But the unjust refuse except with ingratitude.

100.  Say, "If you had control of the Treasures of the Mercy of my Lord, behold!  You would keep them back for fear of spending them, for humans are selfish!"

The Night Journey  99-100
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If you had control of the Treasures of the Mercy of my Lord, behold!  You would keep them back for fear of spending them, for humans are selfish!

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Letter to Julia 20140608

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

There have been a whole slur of power outages at this house lately.  Apart from the ones that affected the entire community, about a month ago, coincidentally while I was very ill with the flu, a cable to my house snapped right at the pole. Then today, only a few minutes after voice training, a connection burned out at my power meter.  I couldn't do much other than call the power company.  I'm only human.  Allah has all the Power.

Now you haven't been showing off your thighs to people have you?  I thought I heard someone complain about it, but I didn't think too much of it.  Then just now, while I was locking a door, my pants ripped all the way up the inner seam, exposing my inner thigh.  I understand that you are under contract to work, but if you are off duty then please dress modestly.  I know you certainly are intelligent enough not to underestimate the power of a beautiful woman.  Perhaps you don't have a complete grasp of your position yet, but there is no need to show yourself off, because you are engaged to marry me, and people already know who you are.  You will find that you will get more done and have more peace if you take your role as a pious wife in due earnest, and hide the beauty that Allah has granted you.  I know how absolutely beautiful you are.  Of course I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.

Qur'an 20140608

In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

90.  They say, "We shall not believe in you until you cause a spring to gush forth for us from the earth,"

91.  "Or you have a garden of date trees and vines, and cause rivers to gush forth in their midst, carrying abundant water,"

92.  "Or you cause the sky to fall in pieces, as you say, against us, or you bring Allah and the angels face to face,"

93.  "Or you have a house adorned with gold, or you mount a ladder right into the skies.  No, we shall not even believe in your mounting until you send down to us a book that we can read."  Say, "Glory to my Lord!  Am I aught but a man, a messenger?"

94.  What kept humans back from belief when Guidance came to them was nothing but this: they said, "Has Allah sent a man to be messenger?"

95.  Say, "If there were settled on earth angels walking about in peace and quiet, God would certainly sent them down from the heavens an angel for a messenger."

96.  Say, "Enough is Allah for a witness between me and you, for God is Well-acquainted with God's servants, and God Sees!"

The Night Journey  17:90-96
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Glory to my Lord!  Am I aught but a man, a messenger?

If there were settled on earth angels walking about in peace and quiet, God would certainly sent them down from the heavens an angel for a messenger.

Enough is Allah for a witness between me and you, for God is Well-acquainted with God's servants, and God Sees!

I bear witness that there is no deity worthy of worship other than Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah.

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Letter to Julia 20140607


In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.

Kitten TV is sad, huh?  It probably had half the world bawling their eyes out.  I even got a reaction from my Mom.  She said, "You'd better make an appointment to get that cat sterilized."  I love you Mom!  But I didn't make up Kitten TV.  I just love kittens.  So again, the inspiration  is from Allah.  Allah always puts on a great show, but the humans never give God proper credit.  Ya Allah, please grant me healthy kittens from now.

Which also explains why I've decided to be extra slow at producing music.  It's not just that I am able to mirror the voices of some dead women.  I also have to compose music, sing, play guitar, bass, drums, engineer, do production, and do publishing.  And to please Allah.  So out of the inspiration given to me by Allah, only a little is conveyed.  This is especially handy because in reality, most people are not really listening.  They are much too engrossed in their own agenda.  So when they demand miracles to satisfy their own selfish skepticism, they shouldn't ask it from me.  They should ask Allah.  I don't want them to believe in me.  Let them pay attention to, and fear Allah.

On the menu tonight is... cheeseburgers!  Burgers are big business here in Malaysia, especially among the young people.  From the smallest to the biggest operatives.  Tonight is rather orthodox, with just mayo, pepper, pickles, and egg.  But of course, I like to experiment.  I think I'll try a cheeseburger with spicy anchovies in the future.  Want some?  Made with love!  I love you, I love you.  And I need you, I need you.