Hi there, my beloved Julia. While I was organizing my last letter, I came across the e-mail I wrote to Louisa Models requesting your attention to a marriage proposal. This was a text file. Thus I found out, and thereof remember, the exact date when I proposed to you: July 22, 2009. It's been almost 4 years and 3 months! I love you, Julia.
Oh Erin my sweet sunshine, I'm sorry I didn't post the song I offered as dowry with my last letter. Google rejected my .mp3, and wanted a video file instead. And I don't even have a camera. It's not as if I would want to post my mug on a video. I'm not pretty like you and Julia. But here it is today, inshaAllah. I love you, Erin.
I'm not just saying that either. How could I not love both of you? That would be illogical. You both know I have a terrible weakness for pretty blondes. You both should know how I feel right now for both of you, but I will tell you anyway. Intense and sophisticated Julia, a German girl. Sweet and innocent Erin, an American girl. I am so very grateful to Allah, and to you both, for your love. Only Allah could have made you love me.
I have a request for both of you. It's just my own selfish, weak desire. Could you both please stay fit, not get any tans, and stay as blonde as possible all the time? Thank you.
Friday, October 4, 2013
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Letter to Julia 20131003
So with your permission, I would like to take a second wife from one of your friends, specifically the girl that Victoria's Secret has chosen for me: Erin.
Of course, nothing can happen while I am still too broke to marry, so here's the plan: when Allah does grant me the wealth I need to marry inshaAllah, I will immediately proceed to buy the land for the little house I live in now, plus the land to build Casa de Julia. I will renovate this little house by adding a master bedroom, a walk-in wardrobe and separate bathroom, plus other little things like making the doorways taller, etc. Then I will marry Julia, and we will both live in this little house while we supervise the building of Casa de Julia.
I want us all to live in the same house because it would be easier for me to help protect you, but Allah is the Best to protect. So please be so kind as to make accommodations in your house plans to fit Erin and our children in your house. Please remember the goal is to slow down, stay put, and raise a family,
Meanwhile, I will talk to Erin as I talk to you, through these letters. When Julia and I are officially married inshaAllah, I will re-title these letters as "Letter to Erin". Next is the issue of dowry. Until I am able to give you both rings, I will offer Erin the same kind of dowry I offered you: a song. This song titled "Yearning", I wrote and recorded in 1994 (I wrote "Flowers in the Nude" in 1988 and recorded it in 2006), and is inspired by the novel "Steppenwolf" by Hermann Hesse. Nowadays, I read only the Qur'an. It is only music, but then what is a model without music? Nowadays when I voice train, I sing the song one octave up from the baritone I recorded it with, so please don't expect to hear the baritone ever again.
Erin, please marry me. If you accept, then please prepare yourself for marriage. I cannot be married to a non-Muslim, but you will have plenty of time to get ready. Please take that time to quit alcohol, cigarettes, pork, and recreational drugs if any, and I will take the same time to observe your Islam. What I desire is your chastity, purity, and integrity. Please take your position seriously. People are fanatical in general, and we have Islam added to that mix. So both of you please prepare for mayhem. You don't have to be extreme with your Islam, just do the best you can with the situation that Allah has given you. It begins with saying out loud, "I bear witness that the only deity worthy of worship is Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of Allah."
Sunday, September 29, 2013
Letter to Julia 20130930
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
Hello dearest Julia. How are you feeling today? I pray you are feeling healthy and confident. I didn't really do all that much for the weekend. I cleaned my parents' bedroom, voice trained, cleaned up some files on the hard drive, reorganized my desktop, and watched TV. Rather boring, huh? Heh! It rained all weekend. I hope I don't get ill. This is my isolation week again, so I won't be in to blog again until Thursday. Please forgive me. I wish you were here. I love you, Julia.
Hello dearest Julia. How are you feeling today? I pray you are feeling healthy and confident. I didn't really do all that much for the weekend. I cleaned my parents' bedroom, voice trained, cleaned up some files on the hard drive, reorganized my desktop, and watched TV. Rather boring, huh? Heh! It rained all weekend. I hope I don't get ill. This is my isolation week again, so I won't be in to blog again until Thursday. Please forgive me. I wish you were here. I love you, Julia.
Qur'an 20130930
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
5:18 The Jews and the Christians say, "We are the sons of Allah, and God's beloved." Say, "Why then does God punish you for your sins? No, you are but men: of the men God has created, God forgives whom God pleases, and God punishes whom God pleases, and to Allah belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth, and all that is between. And unto God is the Final Goal."
The Repast 5:18
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5:18 The Jews and the Christians say, "We are the sons of Allah, and God's beloved." Say, "Why then does God punish you for your sins? No, you are but men: of the men God has created, God forgives whom God pleases, and God punishes whom God pleases, and to Allah belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth, and all that is between. And unto God is the Final Goal."
The Repast 5:18
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Qur'an 20130929
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
5:17 In blasphemy indeed are those that say that Allah is Christ, the son of Mary. Say, "Who then has the least power against Allah, if God's Will were to destroy Christ the son of
Mary, his mother, and all- everyone that is on earth? For to Allah belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth, and all that is between. God creates what God pleases. For Allah has power over all things."
The Repast 5:17
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5:17 In blasphemy indeed are those that say that Allah is Christ, the son of Mary. Say, "Who then has the least power against Allah, if God's Will were to destroy Christ the son of
Mary, his mother, and all- everyone that is on earth? For to Allah belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth, and all that is between. God creates what God pleases. For Allah has power over all things."
The Repast 5:17
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Friday, September 27, 2013
Letter to Julia 20130928
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
YOOOOOOOOLIIIIIIEEEEE!!!
Well, there it is. You have to make a decision. And I can't make the decision for you, because it would be unfair to you. My position is: yes or no, I am here to love you, to be with you, to marry you, to take good care of you, to help protect you, to help you raise our children. InshaAllah.
Please don't forget that once married inshaAllah, you cannot travel at the spur of the moment. You can conduct business as you will, but all travel must be arranged far, far ahead. This is because I won't allow you to travel alone. I must accompany you, and therefore suspend all my business here, and I'm trying to build a tourist attraction. Good thing there's the Internet. That's all I've been using since 1998, and nowadays I don't even have a cell phone.
I also have to perform my Hajj obligation in my lifetime, which is at least a 2 week commitment assuming I acquire VIP status. This is not a romantic getaway: it is hard work. Of course I pray to be able to fulfill this workload while I'm still somewhat strong, so I don't die. If you choose to perform the Hajj, it is between you and God, and even if I were to accompany you, we would get separated. It is after all, spiritual.
Otherwise, I have absolutely no intention of being separated from you. We do everything and go everywhere together. We are family. I will wait for you, no matter how long you take to put on your makeup. Well, I might nag you to hurry up, or get a new hobby like doing you hair and makeup for you.
YOOOOOOOOLIIIIIIEEEEE!!!
Well, there it is. You have to make a decision. And I can't make the decision for you, because it would be unfair to you. My position is: yes or no, I am here to love you, to be with you, to marry you, to take good care of you, to help protect you, to help you raise our children. InshaAllah.
Please don't forget that once married inshaAllah, you cannot travel at the spur of the moment. You can conduct business as you will, but all travel must be arranged far, far ahead. This is because I won't allow you to travel alone. I must accompany you, and therefore suspend all my business here, and I'm trying to build a tourist attraction. Good thing there's the Internet. That's all I've been using since 1998, and nowadays I don't even have a cell phone.
I also have to perform my Hajj obligation in my lifetime, which is at least a 2 week commitment assuming I acquire VIP status. This is not a romantic getaway: it is hard work. Of course I pray to be able to fulfill this workload while I'm still somewhat strong, so I don't die. If you choose to perform the Hajj, it is between you and God, and even if I were to accompany you, we would get separated. It is after all, spiritual.
Otherwise, I have absolutely no intention of being separated from you. We do everything and go everywhere together. We are family. I will wait for you, no matter how long you take to put on your makeup. Well, I might nag you to hurry up, or get a new hobby like doing you hair and makeup for you.
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Letter to Julia 20130926
In the name of Allah, most Gracious, most Merciful.
You're probably wondering why the big ships don't stop by the seaport of Kuala Perlis. You know, I showed you some photos a while ago of the place? My Dad told me that there's a lot of sediment between Langkawi and Perlis. Sometimes they trawl that sediment to make way for some of the medium ships, but the really big ships have to go around Langkawi. Well, if they want to make a major Muslim-friendly seaport between Langkawi and Perlis, I'm sure they'll find a way. Just don't waste that sediment, because there's a lot of food in there. No oil tankers, please!
It's been nigh over 4 years since I proposed to you. Yeah, I'm still too broke to marry you, so I thank you for your love and patience with me. But I'm sure you have been immersed in the power of the music that Allah has given me mashaAllah, even though the bucks haven't come my way yet, but I'm pretty sure that Allah is sending some over to you. Sigh. I can't ignore my obligation to make sure you don't marry into my poverty. I am sworn to your well-being. I am very unhappy to be without you, but I assure you of my commitment for marriage. A pretty blonde is my greatest weakness anyway, and there are none in Perlis. You would be the only blonde in Perlis when you marry me inshaAllah, unless you invite your friends. Allah is testing you as well as me, so please be a good girl. We are as it is, dependent on each other.
You're probably wondering why the big ships don't stop by the seaport of Kuala Perlis. You know, I showed you some photos a while ago of the place? My Dad told me that there's a lot of sediment between Langkawi and Perlis. Sometimes they trawl that sediment to make way for some of the medium ships, but the really big ships have to go around Langkawi. Well, if they want to make a major Muslim-friendly seaport between Langkawi and Perlis, I'm sure they'll find a way. Just don't waste that sediment, because there's a lot of food in there. No oil tankers, please!
It's been nigh over 4 years since I proposed to you. Yeah, I'm still too broke to marry you, so I thank you for your love and patience with me. But I'm sure you have been immersed in the power of the music that Allah has given me mashaAllah, even though the bucks haven't come my way yet, but I'm pretty sure that Allah is sending some over to you. Sigh. I can't ignore my obligation to make sure you don't marry into my poverty. I am sworn to your well-being. I am very unhappy to be without you, but I assure you of my commitment for marriage. A pretty blonde is my greatest weakness anyway, and there are none in Perlis. You would be the only blonde in Perlis when you marry me inshaAllah, unless you invite your friends. Allah is testing you as well as me, so please be a good girl. We are as it is, dependent on each other.
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